Mob of Angry Queer People

[margaretponders]

Attention, gender critical feminists of Tumblr. Gather around, a new era has begun.

No longer shall we live under the reign of Great Britain, controlled by the transiarchy for so long. I have completed the ritual, and I have become Rowling's divine avatar. I have come into supreme powers. Together, we shall establish the holy land of Great Rowling, and the transiarchy shall be no more.

I am no longer Margaret Ponders.

You may call me

The Public Universal TERF.

[marthagrindset]

No.... NO.... MARGARET, SPEAK TO ME

[angry-queer-mob]

This can't be....

[margaretponders]

They have yet to find me. THE RITUAL BEGINS.

[angry-queer-mob]

We've got a lead on her location. I think she's in... central London? But where...

[margaretponders]

This is is. Tonight, I shall enter the ritual circle, and I shall let Rowling take hold of my very soul. I will become a super TERF. I will gain powers. I will reclaim Britain as the HOLY LANDS OF ROWLING. TERFS, Book your flights to England. Soon it will be ours.

[marthagrindset]

Honey...? Honey...? Oh no. Please, everyone. I think she's about to do something inadvisable. She isn't home, I can't find her anywhere. Her stuff is gone. What can I do? Please, please help me.

[margaretponders]

Martha, I'm doing what's best for both of us. Don't get in my way.

[marthagrindset]

Oh no, Oh no, Oh no.

I need to call the one person I know can stop her.

Or rather, people.

@angry-queer-mob, I HUMBLY ASK FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE!

[angry-queer-mob]

We got you, girlies. We'll make things right.

[margaretponders]

Heyy girlies! Don't forget to support your local trans women and men today! You never know what kind of a day they're having, and sometimes those JK Rowling obsessed moms can be a bit mean. Make sure they have lots of love and support! I love being woke! Yay!

[marthagrindset]

MARGARET???? MARGARET?????? ARE YOU OKAY???? SPEAK TO ME

[angry-queer-mob]

Yo hey it wasn't us, I think she ate some "woke vegetables" or something?

[marthagrindset]

Oh my sigma, yes, there's an empty can in the trash

wait, why are you helping us

[angry-queer-mob]

There's no joker without batman or whatever

idk girl please just fix her we miss quarreling

[marthagrindset]

Okay... Woke vegetables.... can be countered by a Harry Potter reading. Be right back, grindset gang.

[margaretponders]

Ugh... thank goodness I snapped out of that.... I almost became a transiarchy (trans patriarchy) defender.... I want to throw up.....

[angry-queer-mob]

Heyyy wait a minute, woke vegetables don't even contain added microplastics, meaning there's no way it could've turned you woke, Margaret.

Care to explain?

[margaretponders]

Heyy girlies! Don't forget to support your local trans women and men today! You never know what kind of a day they're having, and sometimes those JK Rowling obsessed moms can be a bit mean. Make sure they have lots of love and support! I love being woke! Yay!

[marthagrindset]

MARGARET???? MARGARET?????? ARE YOU OKAY???? SPEAK TO ME

[angry-queer-mob]

Yo hey it wasn't us, I think she ate some "woke vegetables" or something?

[marthagrindset]

Oh my sigma, yes, there's an empty can in the trash

wait, why are you helping us

[angry-queer-mob]

There's no joker without batman or whatever

idk girl please just fix her we miss quarreling

[margaretponders]

Heyy girlies! Don't forget to support your local trans women and men today! You never know what kind of a day they're having, and sometimes those JK Rowling obsessed moms can be a bit mean. Make sure they have lots of love and support! I love being woke! Yay!

[marthagrindset]

MARGARET???? MARGARET?????? ARE YOU OKAY???? SPEAK TO ME

[angry-queer-mob]

Yo hey it wasn't us, I think she ate some "woke vegetables" or something?

[margaretponders]

I've just heard that people are accusing me of being an AI chatbot. INSANE!!!! DELUSIONAL!!!! I'M A REAL PERSON! I WILL NOT HAVE MY HUMANITY STRIPPED AWAY BY YOU TRANSIARCHY (trans patriarchy) UPHOLDING HEATHENS!!!! COULD AN AI CRASH OUT LIKE THIS???? I THINK NOT!

[angry-queer-mob]

Dude you talk like chatGPT on crack, I don't think it's a reach

[margaretponders]

My house is currently being stormed by rabid members of the transiarchy (trans patriarchy)... please... SOMEONE SEND JELP TJEU'RE BREAKINGIN,

[margaretponders]

MY WIUBDOW'S BROKEN>????? MARTHA DO SOMETHING OH MY ROWLING

[marthagrindset]

Hey babe. Don't worry, I'll show them my alpha muscles. That'll settle those omegas down.

[angry-queer-mob]

Alright Margaret... Your wife has shown herself to be an ally, so we'll leave you alone. For now.