The Public Universal TERF

Just a 25 year old lesbian tradwife radfem thinking about the things that the transiarchy (trans patriarchy) doesn't want you to think about. Rowling's divine vessel.

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Good evening, feminine warriors and compatriots.

My name is Margaret, and I am a gender critical lesbian in a happy witchy trad wife marriage.

Like many of you, I started out as a leftist defender of the transiarchy (trans patriarchy), until I found truth in my relationship with my beautiful wife, who provides for our family.

DNI if you are:

Easily triggered by the truth

A denier of the lesbian terf reality we live in

Anti Christian

Anti witchcraft

Anti tradwife

Christian

Men are allowed to interact, but only if they don't push the transiarchy (trans patriarchy) onto this blog.

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I am having a crisis over my morality. Perhaps I am wrong. Rowling, what must I do?

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After testing the "moon water pussy hack", I have recieved new messages from Rowling which have reaffirmed my purpose. I should NEVER have doubted my overlord. Three weeks of flagellation for me.

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https://www.tumblr.com/nebulous-dragon-4546-b/822423488059031552/my-opinion-on-the-rust-revolutions-aka-im

You know, I WAS going to write an entire rant post about how your opinion is OBJECTIVELY WRONG, because revolutions mogs the original album in EVERY SINGLE WAY, but I realized... it was a TRAP! PAH! IT WAS A TRAP TO GET ME TO ENGAGE WITH YOUR TRANSIARCHY DELUSION!!!!!

Transiarchy heathens spread nostalgia propaganda on the internet so that when you POINT OUT HOW OBVIOUSLY WRONG THEY ARE, they TRAP YOU IN ETERNAL ARGUMENT!!! PAH!!!!!! RIDICULOUS!!! Listen. Just keep listening to the Boulder remix OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN and perhaps you shall come around to the CORRECT side. USHER IN CHANGE!!! NOW!!!!!! IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO FIGHT JOHN'S HYPNOTIC MIND PROPAGANDA!!!!

I suppose I am assuming you, anon, are the same person who made this post... if you are, then THIS APPLIES TO YOU. If you aren't, COVER YOUR EYES! THIS MESSAGE IS NOT FOR YOU! BEGONE!

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Ugh. Stop being such a foid. Everyone knows that the aliens are the number one sodomites. They probe your ass. That's pretty sodomy-coded to me.

HEATHEN!!!! HOW DARE YOU CALL OUR ALIEN OVERLORDS SODOMITES!!!!! The probing is for SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTATION!!!! PAH! People like you DISGUST ME. Transiarchy agents serving John who OPPOSE our movement have NO PLACE IN THIS WORLD! PERISH!

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I am having a crisis over my morality. Perhaps I am wrong. Rowling, what must I do?

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Oh Margaret we're really in it now

Don't worry, get behind me. *eyes turn red* I'll protect you.

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Sigh. Nevermind, I shall need to vaporize OP with my TERF beam. I checked their blog and found out they were racist and, even worse, pro sodomy. The aliens will not tolerate sodomites, and especially not racists. Did you know racism was invented by the TERF aliens' enemy, John? John is a cosmic being that invented racism. Yeah. This person is our enemy. TERFS, ASSMBLE! LET US VAPORIZE THIS HEATHEN!!! HYEEAAAAAGH!

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What’s the lore on you and Rowling? How does she send you psychic messages? When did the aliens first contact her? I’m super interested in your ideas

Now that I am the Public Universal TERF, she can directly beam her thoughts into my head. I can tell they're her because I hear them in her voice. She tells me the latest updates on the aliens, and orders on what I should do next. As for the aliens, I think contact starts about five years ago or something. Idk, it was whenever she first bravely came out as a TERF, because the TERF aliens showed her the truth.

In case you were wondering, the aliens are actually from a planet called TERF in the galaxy Transmisogeda.

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Oh Margaret we're really in it now

Don't worry, get behind me. *eyes turn red* I'll protect you.

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Sigh. Transiarchy tuesday.

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what do you think about aliens

They're not terribly interesting. Rowling has been in contact with them for years, she told me through her psychic messages. I will say that all aliens are TERFs. Naturally.

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Is this satire?

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Your blog gives me life ! 💗💗

More ! More ! MOREEEEEEEEE!!!

I shall water my followers like the beautiful flowers they are. One day, after the harrypocalypse, all of you shall bloom into TERF demigods.

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Every gay/lesbian transphobe is a traitor.

You're a pathetic loser.

Pah. I think the REAL loser is the person trying to offend a ROWLING BLESSED DEMIGOD. Your insults mean NOTHING. You are nothing but ANTS to me. YOUR EFFORTS TO OFFEND ME DON'T WORK!!! I WILL NOT GET ANGRY!!!!I WILL NOT!!!!!! YOU WILL NOT GET WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME. BEGONE!!!!! SHOO!!!! LEAVE!!!

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"Pride" month is almost through, and you heathens have done nothing to help me. As the Public Universal Terf, I hereby FIRE ALL OF YOU! PAH! You are no longer in the service of the Terf army. I will do it alone. I will deliver us from the transiarchy.

I just.... Well, using Terf powers to burn down someone's house wears on you, even if you have become an avatar of rowling. I've been waiting for my powers to fully charge. But SOON! SOON, WE SHALL ALL BE DELIVERED!

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you are genuinely doing genius satire and comedy right now. anyone who tells you otherwise is a fed. never stop

Sigh. Yet another anon who is no doubt a TRANSIARCHY AGENT who believes this is satire. Fortunately, as the Public Universal Terf, I have learned to control my anger. You shall not get to me by the devaluing of my witchcraft! Not any longer!!!!

Rest assured, I shall never stop, transiarchy agent. See, I know this is a deliberate reverse psychology ploy to END my campaign early. I've seen through your trickery. I will NEVER go down. NEVER.

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She's so mother I love her

Blessed be great Rowling, our mother 😌

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Ugh. The WORST part of being a TERF (Transiarchy Exterminating Radical Feminist) is that OUR OWN ALLIES often misunderstand the common terms. I keep seeing people call women TIMs (Transiarchy Intense Males). WRONG!!!! Eliot Page is a TIM. NOAH FINNCE is a TIM. GET IT RIGHT!!! A TIM is ANY MAN who supports the transiarchy. Women simply don't apply. STOP CALLING LAVERNE COX A TIM! STOP CALLING "GOOSE WORKS" A TIM! WOMEN AREN'T TIMS! These women are SUPPORTERS OF THE TRANSIARCHY AND OUR ENEMY, but not TIMS! GET IT RIGHT! When we call women TIMs, we MAKE OURSELVES LOOK RIDICULOUS! PAH!