MARTHA SINYARD

visionary solutions

[marthasinyard]

[geek-ramblings]

[jareckiworld]

Hideo Tanaka — Before and After (acrylic on canvas, 2025)

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Nemesio Antúnez (1918-1993) — To the Sky [oil on canvas, 1975]

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Ardi Gunawan — Forbidden Roles (acrylic on canvas, 2025)

[marthasinyard]

[grumblershole]

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Awesome

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[cuban-being]

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“perhaps to distance himself from the horror” why these museum placard people always so artistically illiterate, you can’t possibly understand guston if that’s your take

[marthasinyard]

attractiveness reveal

[jareckiworld]

Kei Hiraga (1936-2000) — Opium Poppy [acrylic on canvas, 1976]

[rigormortisgirl]

[marthasinyard]

gfw these 12 year olds find out grunge wasn’t being a 2010s scene kid and in fact was a bunch of horny alcoholic unshapely men from oregon and seattle wearing flannel and work boots writing incredibly unaesthetic songs about dogs and being sick

[grumblershole]

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a toddler attended ricks bday party here last night… her dad is like. well in 2015 i drove him and elliot to the chapo live show at everybody hits in philly and after the show we were armwrestling the chapo guys at a bar. i lost to matt christman but it took him forever to get my arm down at least and they both lost to felix will did not participate and seemed to believe i had been dragged to the chapo show against my will and was being very kind to me specifically, like trying to make up for how much of a drag it mustve been to me. that was funny cause the other chapo fans were hovering desperately around our booth at the bar trying to say a joke that would win them the coveted podcaster’s attention. anyways the boys got wasted and on the way back to my car the toddler’s dad pissed down elliots leg into his shoe, to be an asshole, and elliot started trying to beat the shit out of him, culminating in him laying down in the backseat of my car while elliot was dragging him out by his feet such that his head fell out of the car on a trajectory to smash open on the edge of the concrete curb except i dove to catch it so instead of dying he has a three year old kid who he makes say things like “video games are too woke now” at parties

[marthasinyard]

okay come on. I mean this did happen but it wasn’t that bad. I never fought anyone before this so I thought you were supposed to kill them kinda like Fucking to Completion

[grumblershole]

was going to bed last night elliot didnt want me to told me he would be waking me in four hours. i said man we arent friends this is like how twins treat each other. yeah we’re toxic he said. well why treat each other with respect when we can have fun instead. he didnt wake me he let me sleep cause im sick. but it wouldve been like old times when i got home from twelve hours at the scrapyard id conk straight out and he’d wake me by beating the shit out of me when he got home from the bar. once dumped a bag of vacuum dust in my bed. i was hard to wake up id given him my blessing on by any means necessary. once the girl roommates won the Um can we lock the door? wars he’d never have a key and would climb on the roof to get in through my window. no glasses on and half asleep my response to someone coming in the window always hey man hows your night going. it was always elliot but that wasnt guaranteed there was broken glass in that window when we moved in from a break-in and during the unlocked door times two guys walked in and were on the stairs to my room when curt and elliot separately found them and told them they had to leave. im neurotically safety-minded about driving but couldnt give less of a shit about like people with ill intent lol. oh there was that guy the other week when i was walking back to the van from a delivery in mount vernon. he said HEY and was walking at me weirdly aggressively and stopped abruptly half a foot from crashing into me as i reached the van and unlocked it and it looked to me like his expression changed when he realized i was a delivery driver, and then he asked me for the time and wished me a good day and walked away. i wanted to ask hey were you going to try to mug me just then, and if so did you change your mind when you realized i was a delivery driver because you didnt think id have anything worth taking, or out of respect for my class position? i think it was out of respect cause i did take out my fancy new iphone to tell him the time. its got three rear camera lenses

[marthasinyard]

I’m mentioned in here, I’m the guy called elliot