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LMAO

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the turkey swiss on rye incident

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aha, the full post. get back on my blog.

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this is like a book

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I vote to make Melissa McCarthy a regular in the role of Sean Spicer for life.

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Who's seen this?😂😂😂😂

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Finest Burn In Internet History

Hamilton as quotes from my School

Alexander Hamilton: I've had bags under my eyes for the last decade what's new?

John Laurens: I'm only a /little/ gay for my best friend.

Lafayette: How you say, shut up before I kill you?

Hercules Mulligan: I had to give up sewing once I lost half my body weight in blood from stabbing my fingers.

Angelica Schuyler: What's it called when you have the hots for a guy you'll can't have? My life.

Eliza Schuyler: I may look like a cinnamon roll but I will hurt you.

Peggy Schuyler: No it's just my goal in life to be beautiful and forgotten.

Aaron Burr: I will hit you with my chair if you don't stop talking to me.

Thomas Jefferson: That place is better than here and I've never even been there.

James Madison: I've accepted death the minute I was born, this world hates me. *sneezes*

George Washington: I'm going to die because of you all... *downs second red bull in two hours*

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On Thursday, unnamed sources told news site Axios that Trump gave his female campaign staffers a note: They need to “dress like women.“

According to the report, “women who worked in Trump’s campaign field offices — folks who spend more time knocking on doors than attending glitzy events — felt pressure to wear dresses to impress Trump.”

Women who heard reports of Trump’s sartorial demands were not exactly thrilled with Trump’s desire to make womenswear great again and they fire back with the hashtag #DressLikeAWoman. Read more