eating so much pussy im shittin' clit, son

nora / 25 / ace

[ivorypiano]

shout out to the funniest comment on a production of assassins ever

[breakanoath]

God forbid a man goes to the Lordy

[godlessondheimite]

i raise you:

[carolsturka]

[celestial-jellybean]

i kinda love that the producers has quite possibly one of the tiniest fandoms bc more or less everyone is unanimous abt leo being autistic

[fluentisonus]

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

[godlessondheimite]

Between Oh, Mary, Problemista, and Fire Island, I think everyone in James Scully’s friend group is in love with him.

[tigressjasper]

image i am in love with

[wildemoth]

Gender is a performance and it’s time to play the music it’s time to light the lights it’s time to meet the muppets on the muppets show tonight

[teratomarty]

[athelind]

Guy & Brad Gilchrist, 1984

[unyieldingsilence]

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[sophsun1]

Hocus Pocus (1993) dir. Kenny Ortega

[racetrak]

for anyone watching the new ed gein season of monster on netflix just know that i worked on the show and had to keep charlie hunnan’s weird ass voice choices a secret for months

[fairycosmos]

already october. that'd freak me out if any year since 2019 had been real. luckily they haven't

[milfsisyphus]

well the eagle eats my liver every day around 3pm, but otherwise i can meet when it best suits your schedule!

[racetrak]

in high school i had an entire tumblr dedicated to the guy who played barnaby in the hello dolly movie. i was really 14 years old trying to revive the legacy of a gay man who was in two movies and died half a century earlier.

[scum-belina]

[racetrak]

do not call yourself a fan of ensemble comedy movies unless you have seen The Ensemble Comedy Movie: rat race (2001)

[racetrak]

i don't want a wife or a husband i want someone who legally says i am the most important person in their life and they want to be with me forever except we never have to kiss or be physical. i want a platonic life partner.

[racetrak]

genuinely genuinely genuinely the weirdest part of being a high school teacher at 25 is still feeling like i myself am i high schooler. i feel like i should be slacking off and sneaking snapchats on my phone and ditching school. when did i become the one in charge this is insane.

[racetrak]

rsvped for a friend's wedding today. instead of feeling happy for them i cried bc it means they're growing up and everyone is finding someone who they care about more than me. im doing great thanks