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[yutastoria]

warm up sketch of mexican hatsune miku i did the other day

[amazoogle]

chimp wearing power armor deployed in grocery store

[drysqu1d]

this video's meant to be creepy but this part just made me laugh. go off spongebob

[supermariomamafucker]

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

[themojavesworst]

*licks finger and tastes the air* my fallout game is about to crash

[kosmogrl]

firm believe that not everything happens for a reason, sometimes things are just cruel. and they shouldn’t have happened and it’s not supposed to be a lesson because we never deserved such thing.

[kosmogrl]

hm some people in my inbox got really mad at this specifically. nothing you can say will convince me that some of the pain and suffering we go through is our “fate” no, it isn’t

[alexiaroselikethewine]

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

[kittygirltitty]

rock & roll

[alexiaroselikethewine]

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

[eggshells-and-simple-spells]

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[parkchanwoohoo]

Dumbest shit ever just happened to-- it didn't happen to me, I shouldn't be using passive language here. I just did the dumbest shit ever

[parkchanwoohoo]

1. Light candle

2. Realize you forgot to smell the candle beforehand to see if you'll like it

3. Bring lit candle directly to your nose to smell it

4.

[albva]

[albva]

um. i think that will make an even awkwarder silence

[salvaation]

literally been thinking of making this since i first watched so here

[twistoftheknife]

[mr-viwick]

Go my phage

[dogposts]

Little Rosie wanted to get up on the bed with her owners, so they built her a puppy ramp. (via)

[idontgettechnology]