MarvelUHeadcanons

Headcanons from all over the Marvel universe. Sister to DCuHeadcanon. Submissions now open!

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We’ve just heard the news that Stan Lee, the legendary creator of much of the Marvel Universe has passed away. Our thoughts go out to his family. No creator has ever effected the industry in such a way.

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23.

Shuri is better than you. Accept it (The text found on Post-it notes discovered all over the palace in Wakanda, as well as Avengers Mansion, Xavier’s school and, inexplicably the home of a nice old lady called May in queens)

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22.

Steve Rogers is basically immortal. The Super Soldier Serim keeps him eternally young and immune to disease. It really pisses off Tony.

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21

The Avengers hold a ‘sports day’ every year. Use of superpowers as well as super soldiers are banned. Tony Stark holds the Egg and Spoon race title 5 years in a row.

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20.

Gamora, Scarlet Witch and Black Widow once challenged Thor, Starlord and Hawkeye to a drinking contest. Hawkeye had to have his stomach pumped, Starlord was found naked in Grand Central station and Thor is no longer allowed in the state of South Dakota. The ladies all had mild hangovers.

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Submissions

A call for submissions, we always open.

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19

Namor is scared of goldfish.

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18

Deadpool has tried to seduce all the founding Avengers. He claims his greatest achievement would be having the Hulk as a lover.

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17.

Scott Lang is obsessed with Lego. He claims he buys them for Cassie but really they’re for him.

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16

Clint Barton is not allowed in various zoos around the globe. Especially drunk. He is not Legolas and the Elephants are not Mûmakil.

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15.

Despite what he claims, Cap has actually seen all the StarWars films. He knows who Luke’s father is. He just likes seeing how close to hulking out Bruce gets when he says he doesn’t know.

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14

Whenever a hero dies, Ben Grimm, Logan and Clint Barton go to the same bar on Yancy Street and drink to everyone who’s fallen over the years.

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13

Tony Stark hired several prominent musicians including David Bowie, Ringo Starr and Dave Grohl to write the avengers a theme song. It was used exactly once and vetoed by Captain America due to what he described as ‘excessive swearing and needless boosting of Tony’s ego’.

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12

Edwin Jarvis has turned down several offers to work for The British Royal Family, and at least 2 knighthoods.

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11

Tony Stark, Peter Parker and Hank McCoy take any and all opportunities to shout ‘freedom’ as the answer to any question Captain America is asked.

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10

Johnny Storm once missed a battle with Galactus because he was binge watching Friends on Netflix. Sue grounded him for a week and Netflix is banned in the Baxter Building.

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9

Hawkeye makes killer pasta carbonara.