Noah Kahan
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cherry valley forever
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
RMH
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
d e v o n
Discoholic 🪩
Kiana Khansmith
Product Placement
Sade Olutola
Cosmic Funnies
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
Fai_Ryy
Show & Tell
@theartofmadeline
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
ellievsbear
occasionally subtle
seen from Colombia
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@marxism-decepticonism
hs^2 ends with everyone locking ult dirk in a bunker where he's forced to forever write their story (without interacting with it) thus maintaining its canonicity. just like jughead
hs^2 ends with everyone stuck back in their homes, forever teens playing a game, as ult dirk smiles at the camera and tells you that you can always come back here, to homestuck. just like jughead
Alright since a lot of ppl seem really confused I wanted to answer a question I saw in the tags
....hi 👋
bloodshed
doghouse
I'm always wanting to say something like "Sburb was doing some Little Lord Fauntleroy shit to Dirk Strider," but I forget that not everyone has read Pink and Blue: Telling the Girls from the Boys in America, and so probably don't understand what I mean by that. Actually just now I found a Substack article by the author going over what I think was most of that section of the book, check it out of you feel like it.
But like basically the gist of it is that the prince godtier outfit infantilizes Dirk in a way that simultaneously affirms his maleness, but makes him feminine in the way that children are considered feminine. It's very in keeping with all the ironic "plucky youngster" language used all over Homestuck which is a nod to the cultural fetishization of childhood that adolescents begin to feel a nagging discomfort with once they become more self aware.
"Ben Affleck in real life"
one of many
"let's all run websites on our personal dell laptops instead of relying on data centers" is the smelting pig iron in our backyards of the information age
they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option
"wtf is an egg laying kink?" my friend... I don't know how else to tell you this.... but it is all quite literally in the name
look at me. look me in my eyes. there are brave souls out here contemplating the eroticism of greasing a bike chain. we can't be gawking at every kink this side of light spanking or we'll be here all day
back in my undergrad I heard my 19 year old roommates tittering about sexy halloween costumes and ribbed condoms. one of them thought I was some kind of pervert bc I knew what furries were. they didn't even know what knotting was
brutalist phalloplasty #HisProletarianSlab
brutalist vaginoplasty #HerIronCurtains
You're not allowed to watch morally questionable movies because you're prone to evil and it can corrupt you. Whereas I'm allowed to watch morally questionable movies because I'm such a good person that the movies are actually redeemed by my consumption of them. If I write a favorable letterboxd review the rehabilitative effect is even stronger. But you are still not allowed to watch them in that case. Ok?
Doc scratch eternal torture where he is killed and resurrected on loop so vriska can do a little bowling.
Hi dirk
dirk constantly touting how stoic and heartless he is while simultaneously giving everyone he loves a piece of his very soul just for them will never not be the funniest thing ever. fakest idgaf-er in ALL of fiction
you can't kill me.. just give it up.
