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cooldelia replied to your post:cooldelia replied to your post:cooldelia replied...
i fixed it! i don’t blame you, though. it’s better to have these things planned out… w. wait. even if brady was around right now wouldn’t you need someone over 21 to escort you
you licked my hair.
sure! but, again. i would probably only bring him along. you're still my go to gal. my number one squeeze. my main winglady.
cooldelia replied to your post:cooldelia replied to your post:cooldelia replied...
i fixed it. don’t waste so much time on your appearance, it looks fine! how long have you had this “planned out?”
you licked my hair.
i... may have been thinking about something like this for awhile. you were always a part of it, though! so don't worry about being a "stand-in" or something. there's nobody i'd rather drink illegally with than you, cordelia.
well, maybe brady.
cooldelia replied to your post:cooldelia replied to your post:cooldelia replied...
fine, fine. let me just—(that thing moms do when they lick their finger and fix hair or whatever) okay. would you advise that i put on something nice as well?
what did you just do to my hea-- nevermind.
you'll look fine in whatever, sweetie. just let me put on this black dress shirt i've had laid out for something like this.
COCK MY ASS
cooldelia replied to your post:cooldelia replied to your post:cooldelia replied...
it’s up to you. if we must go somewhere adult oriented, i suppose… it’d be fun to go all out. there’s no one else around, anyways.
exactly! that's the spirit! now, i'll drive around until we find a nice place. just let me put on a fancy shirt.
cooldelia replied to your post:cooldelia replied to your post:cooldelia replied...
uh huh. i’ll believe you, but, just this once, okay? and don’t think of telling olivia. (mumblin g) i had better get something out of this
great! this'll be fun!
oh! oh i had a better idea! let's go to one of those lounges that you have to be 21 to get into even if you don't plan on drinking. that way, i can pay you back by buying dinner. it's genius, i know.
cooldelia replied to your post:cooldelia replied to your post:cooldelia replied...
you mean the kind that you’ll use me to get in to and then disappear from until the next day? i’d rather not. your flattery won’t get you anywhere, either, inigo. i’m resolute when i say that i don’t need a partner to be happy!
i may need you to get in but that doesn't mean i'd abandon you straight afterwards! we can have fun together! we usually have fun together, right? and i'm not just flattering you, cordelia, i'm being genuine!
oh, i believe that, but it could be fun!
cooldelia said: inigo
look, fuck you
cooldelia replied to your post:cooldelia replied to your post:cooldelia replied...
it was a slip of the tongue. what kind of adult bar did you mean? and—on the second half of that— there’s no way i’d let you be my “wingman.” i’m fine as is.
the kind i can get into if i have an older woman on my arm! so i look 21 instead of 18. plus, you're a real trinket if i would say so myself. and i don't doubt that! you're beautiful, but everyone needs a little shove every once in awhile.
inigordelia
too straight and shes too old and also i love her like my sister Smackdown
cooldelia replied to your post:cooldelia replied to your post:cordelia do you...
like a gay bar or a bar that serves alcohol
well, i would assume the second one is EVERY bar.
i'm in a relationship. why would i want to go to a gay bar
cooldelia replied to your post:cordelia do you want to go Out :D
also fuck you im gay
cooldelia replied to your post:cordelia do you want to go Out :D
sure ok!! where would you want to go
to an adult bar
cordelia do you want to go Out :D
i am very tired