bro i’m so scared of bts. i’m typing this from a secluded ice cave in russia and i’m sending the final post via carrier pigeon because i just cannot handle bts any longer. they’re everywhere. i don’t even listen to kpop. but i keep seeing bts. i see their merch on the street i see their songs when i turn on the tv. they’re in my youtube recommended, my twitter top trending, my google search results. mine own flesh and blood is a high school teacher and she came home and said ‘hey who’s BTS?’ i just got an ad on instagram for bts barbie dolls made by mattel. it even told me the physical date and location of chain stores near me where i should purchase them. it’s the final straw. what is bts. what are their names. who is jimin. stop following me. who is he. i can no longer sleep at night
