blog with bad jokes

mary (she/her) tired 22 year old law student from kaliningrad who was trapped in all-girls school in VA but is now trapped in twilight, måneskin, käärijä and blind channel world

[mary--unicorn]

I believe when time comes-

The power of meanness and malice

Will be defeated by the spirit of kindness.

Boris Pasternak, from poem "Nobel Prize", 1958.

[ozempicofficial]

[myrapjohptsdjessecmhttydbfu]

when someone asks why my jokes are weird but this is who raised me:

[punk1nl0v333]

trick question, college is a scam

[samsobsessed]

bbno$ and dylan is in trouble look so alike its uncanny. like im kinda scared

[evieshifting]

i would never shift for a man!

she said

[jaisommeil]

[lowkeysona-deactivated20260215]

I love this man so much 😩

[stringcage]

[myrapjohptsdjessecmhttydbfu]

when someone asks why my jokes are weird but this is who raised me:

[myrapjohptsdjessecmhttydbfu]

I'm back in my Dylan phase (I never really left i was just in the doorway) and I have imprinted on him like a baby duckling this time because I have a very serious set of exams approaching and watching his videos is the only time I ever feel calm now.

[lowkeysona-deactivated20260215]

I love this man so much 😩

[oscar-piastri]

Getting WAY too invested in *The Hunger Games Ballad*

[stringcage]

[glowcloud-axel-13]

this tweet is so accurate

[abs-blabs]

Found this on instagram and had to share (with a couple of tweaks)

Og post: @/housemdcore on insta :)

[malpracticeemd]

Imagine being a sad Australian guy in a bad (I mean, bad) relationship with your father and you move in New Jersey and find a job and your boss reminds you of your dad and is just a spectacular person to the point that he feels like a father figure for you and you put quite a lot of effort to maintain your relationship you steal you break into houses you lie to your coworkers and he also punches you on the face while being on drug withdrawal but you let it slide and you're literally starved for his every pat on your head and he always makes some gay/twink/rich kid jokes about you but you let it slide too cause you just love him but you'll never admit it until he gets cancer in his brain and you feel like you're gonna lose him too like you lost your father and you're just so devastated that you find him in his office and give him the tightest and the most vulnerable hug you ever gave while trying to hold back tears and then turns out he just faked his test results to get some free drugs during the cancer treatment and you're just happy and relieved he's not gonna die and maybe you feel a little ashamed for that emotional hug but your father figure is not gonna die and you're gonna stay close to him which is the only important thing and then he just fires you because some other guy you work with quit and said he doesn't wanna be like him

robert chase i feel for you with my every single cell *sob*