Strap In And Watch The World Decay

I Am Kanaya Maryam And I Shall Burn Down This World And Build Paradise Upon Its Ashes ((This is an AU roleplay blog for Kanaya Maryam from Homestuck, affiliated with the goodevilandtentacles group. I will, however, rp with anyone)) Current status: Grimdark And Loving It

[gillfester]

An angel?  In what sense, if I may ask.  Angel as in the classical celestial guardian, or something else?

No, not quite.  It is simply, ah.  A terror in a suit a flesh, to put it grotesquely.  

Or, that is the impression that it gives at least.

[maryamofmayhem]

Angel As In The Kind That Works For God

Or Worked In My Case

Oh Ok

But If A Horrorterror In A Suit Of Flesh Can Exist On Your World That Raises The Question Of Why They Havent Manifested On Mine

[askdoubledoomed-deactivated2013]

I- i never said i was going to use charm! I meant your kind as in angels! *face flushes as he sputters*

[maryamofmayhem]

Oh Sorry I Read Aptitude As Attitude

[filmcred-blog]

today you say today is okay today is a day just like any other day i kept the hunger at bay with some mcdonalds olé and now im doing some chillaxin like its the middle of may 

what about you though sup with you

[maryamofmayhem]

Im Fairly Well

Ive Been Trying To Get Some People Together To Search For Rose But Quite A Few Of The People Who Im Trying To Recruit Dont Seem To Think We Should Look For Her

[filmcred-blog]

hello presumably dark and spooky kanaya 

[maryamofmayhem]

How Are You Today Dave

[maryamofmayhem]

tentacledconsumption replied to your post: “Hello?”:

Yes?

So How Are You

[gillfester]

Or something similar, yes.  

I’m still not entirely sure what it is, but it.  It feels comfortable, I suppose. Familiar.

It called me kin, so I would not doubt that it is simply an emissary just as I am you are.

[maryamofmayhem]

Well I Was Once An Angel So It Is Not Quite As I Am

It Sounds More Akin To The Trolls Gl'bgolyb Than To Anything Present On My World

Which Is To Say That It Is Probably An Immature Horrorterror

Though Then Again Ive Never Seen It So I Cant Be Sure

[maryamofmayhem]

tragwyddol started following you

Hello Human Dave

[maryamofmayhem]

Hello?

Hello

Youre That One Alternate Of Rose Who Has Tentacles But Is Not Affiliated With The Horrorterrors Right

[davesonoflalonde-deactivated201]

"Kanaya? Is that really you? You look almost nothing like I remember you"

[maryamofmayhem]

Im Not The Kanaya From Your Universe

Shes Probably A Troll Right

I On The Other Hand Am An Angel

[gillfester]

More or less, yes.  A single part of the whole, one could presume.

[maryamofmayhem]

What Do You Mean A Part Of The Whole

You Think Its A Small Manifestation Of A Larger Terror

[gillfester]

Fair enough.

Ah, yes.  My thanks again for that.  I have enough problems as is with the little Terror in my home at the moment.

[maryamofmayhem]

What Little Terror

A Little Horrorterror

[gillfester]

Is that a challenge I detect.

Hh.  No.  Forget I said that, my apologies.

[maryamofmayhem]

That Wasnt Meant As A Challenge Just A Statement Of Fact

I Said I Wouldnt Try To Recruit You And Im Not About To Go Back On That

[gillfester]

That depends entirely upon which crowd of people I am with at the time.  I’m sure there are some that would find it amusing.

And Kanaya, please.  Give me some credit.  I am always ominous, it’s simply a matter of how obvious I choose to make it in order to scare my enemies out of their skin.

[maryamofmayhem]

Well You Cant Match My Rose In Ominousness

Then Again Considering Your Aversion To Grimdarkness You Probably Wouldnt Want To

[gillfester]

A bit of both, if we are being entirely honest.  I’m simply happy for the fact that not every one can hear/see me.  It would make my job much more difficult if they could.

[maryamofmayhem]

Yeah I Would Imagine That An Ominous Hovering Figure Wouldnt Be Welcomed With Open Arms In Your New York

[gillfester]

Ah, I see.  I am more likely of the ‘fey’ persuasion, so no.

We do not, to my knowledge.  I’ve been doing a fair amount of hovering though lately, so, there is that.  

Take it as you will.

[maryamofmayhem]

Ok

So Does That Mean Youve Been Moving Around A Lot

Or Have There Just Been A Lot Of People Dying Around Your Area

You Live In New York Right So I Suppose It Would Make Sense For You To Not Have To Leave To Find The Imminently Deceased To Hover Over

[davesonoflalonde-deactivated201]

Dave Lalonde

I thought that was self-evident 

[maryamofmayhem]

Yeah I Guess It Does Say That On Your Blog

Im Kanaya Maryam

Its Nice To Meet You Dave

[gillfester]

Fair enough.

I could possibly be considered that if you stretched the definition.  A much more passive version, though, I have yet to actually kill someone with my new-found ‘gifts’.

[maryamofmayhem]

Well A Wraith Is A Sort Of Demon So Probably Not

Do Banshees Kill People

I Thought They Just Hovered Around Ominously Until The Person Died