cherry mary muffin

[apocalypse-polakiewicz]

davanshatry

[studentlifeproblems]

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

[amateur]

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

[steampunktallulah]

Love smash mouth

[ryonceagsalud]

What’s going on this year

[ruinedchildhood]

What is happening? 😂

[victorious]

[thefishychicken]

LMAO He just said he does

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19

[natural--blues]

[imanambulance]

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

[ultracheese]

[awildpaige]

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Never Forget 😂

[usedtobe-a-crazygirlthinking]

The best fucking post on here

[ruinedchildhood]

[trashpandagamer]

IT’S BACK

[boylikeme94]

Thread was missing my fave part.

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

MR THE ROCK JOHNSON

[suihasu-deactivated20200731]

[blackqueerblog]

[miaoftheworld-deactivated202304]

They all just sat there like 😂

[xmagnet-o]

The teacher’s dramatic fake excitement 😂

[apeshit]

oh my god

[blackqueerblog]

i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

[that-twink-over-there]

The scream always takes me out 🤣

[narwhalsarefalling]

MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO

[narwhalsarefalling]

some context 

1. my TA, Ralph, shot his girlfriend’s abusive ex in the foot

2. abusive ex was also a sex offender

3. he shot him when ex came buy to pick some stuff up from girlfriend and tried to take some of Ralph’s items as well

4. ex is stable and alive in a hospital

5. i didn’t do assignment 8 so i am very happy

[narwhalsarefalling]

some more Facts About Ralph

he is whiter then snow. this man is pure 100% american redneck in everything but the politics. this is intimidating if you dont know him because he owns like 3 different guns but also has animated discussions about “how his sister should be able to get married” when you bring up lgbt rights. his sister isnt even gay or trans or anything, he just thinks that LGBT rights also means that the lady should propose when she wants to. hes a little confused but he got the spirit. upon finding out that i am queer he said, word for word “THATS FUCKING RADICAL HOMIE” 

in the first week of school he snorted a line of pepper in the cafeteria and threw up.

the only other crime hes committed before was accidently dropping a weight from his balcony and cracking the sidewalk. which is technically destruction of public property but the judge basically laughed at him and have him 10 hours of community service

this man once walked me home when i stayed late at the lab and talked to me animatedly about breeding brine shrimp for different lab purposes. absolutely captivated by this discussion. i trust him with my life

[mentalhealth]

how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u

[soil-boy]

baby every me is me, we are the mask and the wearer

[musiqxlove-blog]

Reblog if no one has a crush on you.

[animatedtext]

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[thexfiles]

i see it’s a Big Day Online for everyone who is using the same blog they made in 2011

[edgebug]

[jjjjjjjjjjohn]

😇 or 😈?

[g1988]

Spend your Sunday looking through the work from almost 200 artists in our 12th annual CRAZY4CULT show. It’s all art based on your favorite cult films, including this from Amanda Conrad honoring What We Do In The Shadows!! It’s available now. See every piece now, online here: nineteeneightyeight.com/collections/c4c12

[baebyaga]