ROBOT SHOWTUNES

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“It’s been a while since I’ve seen 22 Jump Street. Hit me again.”

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“For every act of aggression there are a thousand acts of kindness. For every hateful word, a million declarations of love.”

—James Roberts, “The Frail Gaze,” The Transformers: More Than Meets the Eye ⌗42

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“‘Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!’ Right, Lockheed?”

Background and audio from the 2020 American superhero horror film The New Mutants Fiery blue eye effect from PNG Play

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“Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!”

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Lockheed is a dragon-like alien that forms an empathic bond with X-Man Katherine “Kitty” Pryde, AKA Kate Pryde. As her closest companion, he protects her from harm and sticks by her through difficult times.

SOURCE: marvel.com

Adapted from the theatrical release poster of How to Train Your Dragon Background photo by Prokhor Minin on Unsplash

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“Everything is so fragile. There’s so much conflict, so much pain… You keep waiting for the dust to settle and then you realize this is it; the dust is your life going on.”

ASTONISHING ❌-MEN ⌗22

WRITER: Joss Whedon ARTIST: John Cassaday COLORIST: Laura Martin LETTERER: Chris Eliopoulos ASSISTANT EDITOR: Will Panzo ASSOCIATE EDITOR: Nick Lowe EDITOR IN CHIEF: Joe Quesada PUBLISHER: Dan Buckley

Words and word balloons from Astonishing X-Men ⌗22 Astonishing X-Men logo from VHV.RS

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Heroes of Might and Magic

Corner box and series logo from marvel.com Background adapted from Nicholas Roerich's The Great Sacrifice

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Ooooowwaaaaauuuuurrghh!

Assets from IMGUR and THE SPRITERS RESOURCE

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“You five Paladins were brought here for a reason. The Voltron Lions are meant to be piloted by you and you alone. We must fight and keep fighting until we defeat Zarkon. It is our destiny. Voltron is the universe’s only hope. We are the universe’s only hope.”

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Shunpatsu-teki ni koi shiyou 👏🏼👏🏼

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MAGIK

DURABILITY 🟩🟩 ENERGY 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 FIGHTING SKILLS 🟦🟦🟦🟦 INTELLIGENCE 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 SPEED 🟥🟥🟥 STRENGTH 🟧🟧

HEIGHT: 165 cm WEIGHT: 54 kg EYES: Blue HAIR: Blonde

Illyana Rasputin is a mutant teleporter mage and the occasional demon queen of limbo. As little sister to Colossus, she eventually joins him on Earth-616 alongside the X-Men as a permanent member. She takes the codename Magik and protects others with the New Mutants.

SOURCE: marvel.com

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“Comics are a gateway drug to literacy.”

— Art Spiegelman

Background from Magnific

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Blazing Sword

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4 cans albacore tuna drained

½ c mayonnaise

⅓ c red onion finely diced

4 tbsp. dill pickles finely chopped + pickle brine

½ tbsp. Dijon mustard

1 tsp. celery salt

1 heaping tbsp. fresh dill chopped

1 tbsp. lemon juice + lemon zest if desired

4 slices toasted bread any kind

4 slices cheddar cheese

Recipe from HIP FOODIE MOM

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Deadpool, Colossus, and Negasonic Teenage Warhead

Background from the 2016 American superhero film Deadpool

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“I’ll Believe in Anything”

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“Hey, uh, I have an idea. How about you tell me everything that’s on your mind, but in Russian? I won’t understand, but maybe it’ll help.”