The Panty Thief Part 5: The Final
Enjoy the cheesy crackhead ridiculousness If you haven't read the other parts first, go do that 😂😂😂
Diavolo & MC brainstorming about the Missing panty saga, when Mammon bursts in the room
Mammon: I got NEWS!
MC: What is it?!
Mammon: I was speaking with some Demons in the bad part of town. Apparently there's a warehouse at the end of Devilcreek and there's some shady business going on there, also, other women in the area have had their panties stolen, could be worth a look?!
MC: (?!) Definitely! I wanna see what's going on there!
Mammon: Me too! I'll come with ya!
Diavolo: I shall join also, i'm intrigued
Barbatos: *walks in*
MC: *narrows her eye's at him*
Barbatos: i'm here to talk ok..I can't tell you WHO it is..But the answers you seek will be at the warehouse Mammon speaks of.
Diavolo: *stands* Barbatos..Are you involved?!
Barbatos: No, not personally, I just know what is goes on at that warehouse, but I haven't done a single thing to contribute towards it, I swear.
Mammon: Right, let's go!
(The three of them hop in Mammon's car and drive to the Warehouse, with Mammon blasting some 70's cop chase music)
MC: Mammon, jeez, We don't wanna bring attention to ourselves. Turn it down
Mammon: Let me live my fantasy MC!
Diavolo: Yes MC this is fun! *puts on some sunglasses and puts a toothpick in his mouth* Let's ride..
Mammon: Yes my Lord! Woooo!
MC: *rolls her eye's*
...
They arrive at the warehouse, its dark and mysterious, with broken out windows and dirty looking, MC, Mammon and Diavolo sneak over to the doors, walking in and looking around, they hear some noise coming from the back room.
MC: *hides behind a wall* The noise is coming from that room.
Mammon: *Jumps behind the wall MC is at* We need to go look
Diavolo: *rolls dramatically behind a stack of crates* I'm so excited.
MC walks slowly over to the door with Mammon and Diavolo close behind, she peeps inside, seeing a bunch of Demons sitting and sorting through crates of panties, there were so many.
MC: What the fuck is this?
Mammon: Holy shit?
Diavolo: These sick son of a bitches!
Diavolo: *kicks the door and bursts in* WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!
The demons: *gasp*
MC and Mammon walk in, all three of them staring with confusion and Anger at the demons, it was an intense stand still for a moment, before they heard slow dramatic clapping..Out came Solomon from another room.
Mammon: SOLOMON?!
Diavolo: *excited grin* The plot thickens!
MC: What are you doing with all these panties Solomon?!
Solomon: Well done on finding me..You know I collect pacts with Demons, but sometimes, they want things in exchange..And what a better offer than some used panties to get these perverted demons to make a pact with me! *laughs* That's why I started Panties4Pacts, my new business venture!
MC: The fu-
Mammon: Oi this is total ME behavior! Quit stealin my fuckin vibe Solomon! Who dya think ya are?!
Diavolo: *gasps* So that's why B couldn't tell us exactly WHO was behind it, you have a pact with him! And made him not speak your name!
Solomon: Congratulations *smirks*
MC: But how did you get MY panties?! You never come to the house of Lamentation!
Solomon: I couldn't of done it without my helper.. *looks up to a balcony in the warehouse*
*insert dramatic violin music*
They all look up to see none other than Satan stood there.
MC: SATAN?!
MAMMON: WHAT THE FUCK?!
DIAVOLO: *GASPS*
Satan: Who'd of thunk?! The detective was the criminal all along! *wicked laugh*
MC: EVERYONE STOP JUST STOP! FOR FUCK SAKE!
*dramatic violin music stops*
Mammon: *whispers to Diavolo* Where was that music coming from?
Diavolo: *confused shrug*
MC: Solomon..I don't care what the hell you're doing, can I atleast have MY panties back?
Solomon: No can do. They've already been sold i'm afraid
MC: *tuts in irritation* Well..Thats inconvenient..Guess I'll just buy new panties then..Just stop taking MY underwear atleast please..*looks at Satan* You're an asshole too. But I know how much you live for this Drama type shit, so I'll forgive you, just don't do it again, you hear me!
Satan: *looking like a guilty dog* Ok..Sorry.
Solomon: Yeah, sorry MC, I'll leave your knickers be from now on.
MC: K..Sweet *walks off*
Diavolo: Well...That was an anticlimactic end.
Mammon: What ya gonna do about this shady warehouse business?
Diavolo: Mammon..I'm the devil. As if I give a damn *walks off*
Mammon: .....*looks at Solomon, Satan & The demons*
(Awkward silence)
Mammon: *gives Solomon the stink eye* This could be my business..But NO, Ya had to go steal it.
Solomon: Sorry I guess?
Mammon: Man whatever..Satan, ya wanna lift home?
Satan: *Jumps down from the Balcony* I suppose so..Nothing much to do here now really...
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