Mary Lorraine

Instagram: mary__lorraine

[markv5]

“7 дней… Ты не гладил меня 7 дней…”…

[napoleanbonafarte]

“Seven days… You haven’t pet me in seven days…”

[catchymemes]

“My wife was tired of our dog sleeping in our bed at night. So i decided to build him his own house.“

[breakfastburritosattiffanys]

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[phils-mum-and-llama-placentas]

IT’S STARTED

[best-life-wisdom]

I want to sleep

[cagaderamental]

[megheadmed]

You need.. you need to unmute…

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I’ve waited too long to find this gem again!

[colombian-jacob-49]

This is perfection 😂

[kwikemart]

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

[marylandmcfar]

Literally fucking hate people like this. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME IM A CATFISH AFTER IVE GIVEN YOU PROOF. I’ve literally been on insta since 2012 and it’s me in all the fucking photos 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ you’re a grade A fucking retard 🤦🏼‍♀️

[marylandmcfar]

Finally got my nips pierceddddd. No more bras , so comfyyyy 😂😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[marylandmcfar]

What's your kik?

mary__lorraine

[marylandmcfar]

Cashapp me $1 (or more) , trying to see something 😂 $marylorraine

[marylandmcfar]

Someone please send me $50 on cashapp so I can get my son some gloves and a pair of boots from Walmart for the winter.. he just hit a growth spurt and has no gloves or shoes and it’s supposed to snow today. My job isn’t giving me any hours right now and I’m completely broke.

$marylorraine

[luvbey]

*calls you dude and babe in the same sentence*

[marylandmcfar]

Someone please send me $50 on cashapp so I can get my son some gloves and a pair of boots from Walmart for the winter.. he just hit a growth spurt and has no gloves or shoes and it’s supposed to snow today. My job isn’t giving me any hours right now and I’m completely broke.

$marylorraine

[toastbutteregg]

[becausebirds]

potty mouth bird

[lrukasensei]

[Caption:

[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you.

[MAN:] That’s crazy!

[WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.

[MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him!

[BIRD:] Fuck you!

[MAN (LAUGHING):] Fuck you?!]

[oldiesporvida-deactivated201903]

One of my favorite videos 😂

[marylandmcfar]

If you get your nips pierced, does the world get to see the results? Haha

Whoever pays for it would get to see. Not the whole world.

[marylandmcfar]

Could I pay you to make fun of my small penis? Also would pay you to give me mean and humiliating dares to do too?

I’m down 🤟🏼🤟🏼🤟🏼