The Adventures of Marylary Poppins

Children + me = hilarity. The stories you're about to read are true. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

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Ptero-dollhouse. Top of the wish list this holiday season.

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#bunnyears

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Our tiniest panther. #softball #kids #panthers #sunday #thicke

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Giving a Bath

Dean's mom: So then just give him a bath... You've probably given baths longer than I have. He's only 1.

Me: ...oh my god. Yes. Yes I have.

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As Dean's parents were leaving they told me not to tell them if I get him to finish his dinner. I got him to. Do I rub it in their face? He also went to bed without a peep.

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Snow White

Snow White: Maybe they have no mother...

Sean and Matthew: LAUGHTER

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In the Bathtub

Me: What are you looking for?

Sean: Nothing. Just seeing if I pooed.

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My tiny interns. #kids #theatre #boxoffice #love (at Profiles Theatre)

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Please note they are using the cones as legs. Also note how freaking adorable they are. #pegleg #pirate #kids #cones #adorable

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Playing at the zoo!

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Damn it Hawks. Just win the game so these parents can get home!

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Heard the kids cheering upstairs. Went to see if they were watching the exciting Hawks game. Nope. A tennis match.

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Someone's either on fire or stuck in a tree.

Zoe. After a fire truck zooms by

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My favorite is when they put shoes on the wrong feet... #shoes #left #right #wrongfeet

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Why are you here?

Boy: Why are you at Pickle's?

Zoe: Because I wanted to play.

Boy: You wanted to play with Jackson?

Zoe: Yes.

Boy: Well. I want to play too. But not with you. I'm not a girl.

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I'm watching the tiny child climbing the back wall to her death. Spot her?

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I find this sign hilarious. #sign #toys #pickleman #mouthed-on