Mary Watson

Let's just say i'm not who you think I am.

[inboxideas]

Send me ➣ and my character will react to yours slapping a pair of handcuffs on my character's wrists.

[avianarcher-deactivated20141214]

open;

[marymarynotcontraryagra]

Oh…you have no idea, pal. [swings harder, moving to strike him across the jaw}

[avianarcher-deactivated20141214]

He steps and dodges the blow. Spinning around, he lowered his body before attempting to kick her legs out from under her.

[marymarynotcontraryagra]

Mary saw him dodge, impressed with the movement as she felt him kick for her legs. She only just saw him, barely able to keep her balance as she stumbled backwards, out of breath from the excursion. "That the best you got?"

[imagineyourotp]

Imagine your OTP being in a forbidden relationship so they have to sneak around in order to see each other, and they are constantly having close calls.

[marymarynotcontraryagra]

Ack I'm sorry I've been so inactive. My Mary muse has been very quiet and I'm not sure what to do with her lately. I know I've been losing followers probably because I haven't posted much. If anyone would like to plot, I'd love to get her going again! Don't be afraid to plot or like this or hit me up anytime!

[marymarynotcontraryagra]

must.wake up. mary.must.

[nickastig]

Reblog if you were ever bullied.

[ravenschmaven]

17851

That’s disgusting.

Well done society.

Well done.

[007-reporting]

20,299.

[oiiooiiii-deactivated20160423]

148,628

[chaosintocalm]

170,488

I swear if this gets any more notes then I fear for the next generation.

[ohmygodbeckylookabutt]

389,556

Dear God

[cowboyslikedean]

452,657

[wifitroye]

453,240..

[purrformew-deactivated20171226]

483, 082…

[avianarcher-deactivated20141214]

open;

[marymarynotcontraryagra]

[snorts] Is it? Well then I’ll just have to hit harder.

[avianarcher-deactivated20141214]

If you can.

[marymarynotcontraryagra]

Oh...you have no idea, pal. [swings harder, moving to strike him across the jaw}

[ask-john-the-army-doctor]

Bloody hell, you are a hard man to find, John Watson.

"I am? I thought it’d be fairly easy by now, to be honest.

[marymarynotcontraryagra]

It’s nothing, John. Really. Forget I said anything.

[ask-john-the-army-doctor]

"Mary…" John said, frowning. "Please — be honest with me."

[marymarynotcontraryagra]

"No, John. I'm not dragging you into this. This is my mess and I'll clean it up."

[marymarynotcontraryagra]

Must.

Get.

Back. Muse

For mary. help o.o

[thecriminalslittleboy-deactivat]

Always post the rules: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write eleven new ones. Tag eleven new people

1. Do you own an apple device? {So far, no.} an ipod touch yes

2. Have you had a bad experience at a church? Nope not that I know of.

3.  Do you believe the stereotypes placed upon the south?

I know there are some racist people here yes, possibly more than in others but I don't support the full stereotype. I have been a southerner my entire life and never have understood racism and never will.

4. Do you know who Jimmy Buffet is?

Yup.

5. Do you have any tattoos?

hah. no. I'm too indecisive to have a tattoo, are you kidding?

6. Have you ever been bitten by an animal?

Yes. by a dog, three times. I still have the scars.

7. Do you own at least one pair of American eagle Jeans?

Uh, dude, I shop at Target...do i look like I have enough money for American Eagle?

8. Do you chew on your lip often?

Yes.

9. Has a tv show ever influenced the person you are today? Probably Buffy or something like that.

10.  Favorite Artist in Music? So many I can't even count.

11. Do you get angry when people mix up you’re and your? more annoyed than angry and I compulsively correct.

1. Are you a good loser?

depends on what I'm losing in.

2. Are you flexible? (in certain limps only counts as well)

I'm double jointed so I guess that could count as flexible.

3. In how many languages can you count to five or higher?

Uuuuh maybe just Spanish so I guess that counts as one. 

4. What is currently the most played song in your itunes? 

I have too many to have a favorite honestly. I always have the shuffle on because I'll get bored otherwise.

5. What is your favorite Altertnative Universe

Sherlock/Hobbit which I really really really want to happen since i play Bilbo elsewhere.

6. Who would you rather be for a week (and why); Sherlock, Dean, Hannibal, or Rose?

Sherlock because I'd like to be super intelligent and weirdly attractive all at once.

7. Panties, briefs or boxers?

Panties, yo. 8. What dessert would you love to eat right now?

Erm, I would love to eat sour patch kids.

9. Is there something you would change about yourself?

Change? How about everything except for the color of my hair. I like being ginger. 10. Most remarkable dream you’ve ever had? 

I have bizarre ones that I can't remember 2 hours after I have them.

11. Can you promise me that today, you will not harm yourself, mentally or physically, kill yourself, get yourself down, and instead try to make yourself or someone else smile?

I can't promise the getting myself down one.

cutthroat-king

notawitch

keepyourtemper-loseyourmind

certus-obfirmo

deductionsrevealanything

mxrstan

wingcommanderarthurshappey

dartonthemobster

marymarynotcontraryagra

bloodymademoiselle

garrisonofthefallen

[the10thdoctor]

Nerve: Is that your REAL hair?

"…Yes."

[marymarynotcontraryagra]

"Oh right, never been to the States actually. " Yet it felt odd to her that he seemed so hesitant over such an innocent question. IT was only a sandwich after all. Was he hiding something much more important and she had accidentally stumbled upon it? "I don’t mean to pry, really. You just seem an interesting person is all."

[the10thdoctor]

He chuckled at that. “Oh you don’t know the half of it,” the Doctor said, barely able to help himself. “But, um, yeah it- it’s nice over there, I suppose. Lots of neat little places to explore and such. Don’t go as often as I’d like, really.” That was mainly because of his various run-ins with American-run alien organizations that tended to shoot first, ask later. But again, not something he’d volunteer information on. “What about you? Where’ve you traveled that you like?”

[marymarynotcontraryagra]

"Me? I don't really travel."Well that was a total lie. She'd been all sorts of places she shouldn't have been in, Russia for one. Budapest. Belaruse, the Ukraine. She'd been everywhere the typical domesticated house wife shouldn't be and yet here she was lying to a man who she was certain was lying to her just the same. "Any places you suggest I visit? You seem like the world traveling type."

[independentmasterlist]

Reblog if you are an INDEPENDENT roleplayer

And you will be added to the List. 

[fancied-another-meme]

All the starter sentences I could find, alphabetized.

[messengerofrohan]

"Are you crazy?” “Are you even listening to me?” “Are you even listening to yourself?” “Are you sure they won’t find out?” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Are you sure you know what you’re doing?” “Are you threatening me?” “Be mine.” “Do I know you?” “Do you love me?” “Do you remember this?” “Do you trust me?” “Don’t go.” “Don’t let me die” “Don’t look at me like that.” “Don’t make me beg.” “Don’t you dare come near me!” “Don’t you dare.” “Explain yourself.” “For you, I would _____” “Give it back.” “Give me another chance.” “Have you ever even done this before?” “How drunk are you right now?” “I already regret this.” “I am not wearing that.” “I can’t believe you missed that.” “I can’t do this anymore.” “I can’t even look at you.” “I could kill you!” “I dare you.” or “I dare you to _____.” “I didn’t do it.”“ “I didn’t know you could do that.” “I don’t want to look at you right now.” “I guess this is goodbye.” “I hate you.” “I have to go.” “I just want to cuddle.” “I know your secret.” “I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.” “I love you.” “I miss you so very much.” “I missed you.” “I need a drink.” “I need a hug.” “I never really loved you.” “I owe you.” “I think I broke it.” “I think I’m falling in love with you. “ “I think I’m forgetting something.” “I think it’s broken.” “I trust you.” “I want to be yours.” “I want to try this thing I read in a book.” “I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now.” “I’ll be there in five minutes.”

”This is really inappropriate.” “I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?” “I’m bad for you.” “I’m dying.” “I’m going to be sick.” “I’m not speaking to you anymore.” “I’m pregnant and it’s yours.” “I’ve never heard that one before.” “If you stay quiet, no one will know.” “Is that my shirt?” “It was me” “It’s so beautiful.” “It’s time to choose.” “Just five more minutes.” “Just go.” “Just leave me alone.” “Just let me die.” “Just relax.” “Just what did we do last night?” “Kiss me you idiot.” “Kiss me.” “Make me.” “Marry me?” “My Parents don’t know” “My parents know.”“ “Never again.” “Nh, don’t be so rough!” “No, that can’t be my baby.” “No! You can’t die on me now!” “Put it away.” “Put your trousers on!” “Put. The. Weapon. Down.” “Shut up and listen.” “Take responsibility.” “That isn’t mine.” “That looked easier on TV.” “That sounds painful.” “That was a bad plan.” “That’s mine!” “That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard.” “They’re coming.” “This seems familiar.” “This stays between us.” “Truth hurts, don’t it?” “Want to hear a secret?” “We need to talk.” “We’re moving too fast.” “Well that was unexpected.” “What are we doing here?” “What are you afraid of?” “What are you touching?” “What are you?” “What do you need?” “What happened to you?” “What have I done this time?” “What if someone catches us?” “What sort of noise was that?” “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” “What were you thinking?” “Where are my clothes?” “Where did you find this?” “Where do you even find this sort of thing?” “Where were you?” “Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?” “Why are you wearing that?” “Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am.” “You could have died!” “You could have killed someone!” “You coward.” “You don’t need to be so gentle.” “You drive me crazy!” “You have ten minutes, so make it quick.” “You lied to me!” “You mean everything to me.” “You owe me.” “You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!” “You’re all out of ____.” “You’re an idiot.” “You’re bad for me.” “You’re dead to me.” “You’re pregnant and It’s mine” “You’re really good at this…” “You’re so weird.”“ “You’re under arrest.”

[eden5needsyou-deactivated201504]

"I will burn the heart out of you.”

[marymarynotcontraryagra]

(I'm pretty sure I was screaming at my screen during this part I was so just asdfhkadfshjkladfsjhkladfs)

[xvdova-archive]

Things you can always do:

You can always send me memes (even if we already have a bunch of threads). You can always turn a meme into a thread (even if we already have a bunch of threads). You can always answer my opens (even if we already have a bunch of threads). You can always ask me for a starter or plot with me (even if we already have a bunch of threads). In conclusion:

You can always participate in any kind of interaction with me, even if we already have a bunch of threads.

Oh one more thing: You can always add me on Skype/Kik (just introduce yourself so I don’t have to play the ‘creeper/not creeper’ game).

[creetch]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF MORIARTY IS ALIVE AND HE WALKS INTO 221B EXCLAIMING ‘SORRY BOYS! I’M SoOOoOOoOO CHANGEABLE’  I’LL LOSE MY SHIT

[martial-serrulata]

Rip out my muse's heart in 1 ask.