My name is Mary and I don't have a little lamb.

Just another white girl complaining about things.

[tirehaus]

like for the chumlee coin reblog for the chumlee coin

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20160]

invest in chumcoin

[exploitastic]

[testosteronetwink]

happy marx beam monday.

[testosteronetwink]

spraying my followers with my marx beam on this fine marx beam monday

[katamarivibes]

katamari reroll cats!

[deejay]

[st-alajlan-deactivated20210402]

Sorry I didn’t text you back my anxiety told me I was bothering you

[aka-maggie]

[babyfairy]

[guerrillatech]

[toastbutteregg]

THREE MONTHS TIL 2020 I CANT BELIEVE IM ALIVE FOR THIS

[fluorescentjellyfish-deactivate]

[toastbutteregg]

ONE DAY LEFT?

[toastbutteregg]

only haters will say this is edited

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[nosdrinker]

[bangs9-deactivated20130723]

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

[marynolamb]

A classic.

[meat-kat-ultra]

90 day fiance, episode one: My Colombian bride has dinner with my mom. Its a little awkward

90 day fiance, most recent episode: My american boyfriend reveled he stalked all his prevouis girlfriends and tried to burn down his house. He then runs into the Amazonian wilderness and threatens to jump into a contaminated river, possibly to commit suicide. I am then mugged by a machete wielding bandit

[michellechang]

had to send an e-mail AND make a phone call today

[maxburnett]

[shutyourmoustache]

AOC playing ACNH continues to bless the world. (ICYMI)

[inspiring-pictures]

[chroniclystonedx]

me @ me

[toasthag]