[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

[panpercyjackson]

Not to be gay but I can’t wait to marry a nice girl and love her forever

[sleevesareforlosers]

hey fully vaxxed (american) people ur still gonna like. wear a mask right. on account of there’s no visual indicator that ur vaccinated. and on account of u wanna give service workers and nonvaxxed people peace of mind when ur interacting with them. and on account of vaccines aren’t 100 percent effective. and on account of so many antimaskers and antivaxxers are gonna lie and say they’re vaccinated so they can not wear one and then ur at an even higher risk. yknow. on account of vaccines aren’t 100 percent effective.

[finalfantasy7formally-deactivat]

y’all is it gay to explain your entire outlook on social relationships and how it’s dependent on your sad family history while correlating it to a flower that only blooms at night in front of a girl you’re trying to get with???

[maryqueenofhawt]

yes

[damienns]

So, you just got up with the sun. And you’re, uh… tiptoeing around the kitchen making awful coffee by yourself, just to come say hi at six in the morning, for no particular reason?

[tilldeathdousart]

I’d like to cancel my subscription to 2021. I’ve experienced the 7 day free trial and I’m not interested

[unnuetzsnische]

Hi. Just wanted to say that this year didn't start any better than the last. But people don't seem to care anymore. So living in hell is our new normal. You are welcome.

[rowan-lee]

[onthwayhome]

[lesbiantahani]

merry clitoris

[uncomfortably-dumb]

Oh to be dying of food poisoning so the hot blonde Christian who I hate is trying to save my life by giving me a pill but I'm too stubborn to take it so she has to pin me down and straddle me and force me to take it and then stays on top of me for no apparent reason

[cconsequences-s]

i made something 🤨

[maryqueenofhawt]

I can't believe she just ran like the wind 😂

[beca-mitchell]

thinking about how dani has to come protect her wifey jamie every night because this dumb binch sleeps with all her doors open 🥺

[shoulderpads-mcgee2]

AND HE IS OUTTA HERE

[themandazepanda]

[maryqueenofhawt]

LET’S GO NEVADA! DON’T FUCK THIS UP! KEEP COOL AND STAY BLUE!

[crosshairwife]

[maryqueenofhawt]

I think we can all collectively agree and I’m an American.