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[bloodycapulet-deactivated202206]

reblog if freud would have diagnosed you with female hysteria in the 1800s

[a-daks]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[andordean]

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

[namesonboats]

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

[kaeltale]

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

[conversationswithjohnlock]

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

[caressthosecheekbones]

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

[johanirae]

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

[jenroses]

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

[pizzapopolis]

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

[robbyrobinabitch]

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

[inkpotter-deactivated20211125]

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

[boxofsoap]

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[meggiebrick]

I love fanfic so so so much.

[sweetteaa19]

Canon: Am I joke to you?

[ursulaismymiddlename]

Fanon: No, just a disappointment.

[r-evolve-art]

I wasn’t going to reblog then the last line killed me.

[catchymemes]

[unnuetzsnische]

[unnuetzsnische]

Sie tanzt im übelst knappen Outfit

Will einfach nur ihren Spass, wenn sie aus ist

Sie will nicht wissen, wer und wie du drauf bist

Und ja, sie weiss, dass sie ne schöne Frau ist

Wie sie tanzt, das ist keine Einladung

Jahfro - Warnung

[unnuetzsnische]

Why are we on Tumblr always so quiet about rich and famous people getting called out for being abusive? Are we not interested? Don't we believe the survivors? I just don't understand.

[unnuetzsnische]

Would like to know what Rose McGowan has to say to this.

[reasonandfaithinharmony]

Mood.

[honigimohr]

i hope you find what your soul really needs

[aubrey-plaza]

okay everybody go home this is the best one

[owlmylove]

[paxamericana]

[unnuetzsnische]

Hi. Just wanted to say that this year didn't start any better than the last. But people don't seem to care anymore. So living in hell is our new normal. You are welcome.

[captain-lovelace-deactivated202]

Should I post my 2021 Prediction Bingo cards

[captain-lovelace-deactivated202]

[jinxes 2021 for fun]

[montygreen]

The Good Place: 2020 Edition [insp.]

[treygotguap]

Been avoiding ppl way before this virus

[unrealunearths]

baby it’s covid outside, wear a mask