the secret third thing

I like to gnaw on carpet and assorted cheeses

[mashedbees]

Intro post because I've decided I need one...

I use any/all pronouns!!

My side blog for making stamps/blinkies is @crash--landing

posts are usually about:

The magnus archives

Look outside

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

Ocs

Pikmin [sometimes]

Will wood [also sometimes]

And just... thinking out loud...

I am also an artist and desperately trying to write a fic for the first time!

Asks and doodle requests open !!!!

[mashedbees]

You could be Pussy Facing The World and they'd still all be talking about cock shame

[arachnidaisy]

i’ve grown quite fond of the magnetlings

[silvermoth0]

[mashedbees]

Completely sick over Gertrude and Jon's parallels because she did monstrous things to stay human and he became a monster through human mistakes UGHHHHHHH

[pukicho]

I am the harbinger of good vibes and nice times

[threedollarsdotcom]

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

[anonyymoose]

stage 1 of liking media: yeah this thing is pretty good!

stage 2 of liking media: haha remember when blorbo bleepus did that thing that was so funny

stage 3 of liking media: huh this one song is kind of blorbo bleepus… if you think about this other song is also kind of blorbo bleepus

stage 4 of liking media: blorbo bleepus is really interesting… here’s a sensible analysis post

stage 5 of liking media: FUCK. THE CHARACTER. THE CHARACTER IM HAVING A CHARACTER ATTACK

stage 6 of liking media: well let’s see what ao3 has to offer!

stage 7 of liking media: everything goes on my character playlist. this song with no lyrics is about blorbo bleepus exploding a building and looking really cool. if this lyric was an entirely different sentence it would fit perfectly

stage 8 of liking media: who wants to hear about these characters new pronouns and mobility aids

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[pretty-ok-art]

A lil smth I put up on my insta, realized I should probably post it here too!!

[feathered-fishh]

“You walked into their house and murdered them. This is what a murderer looks like.”

[mashedbees]

The best thing a bleeding heart character can do is actually bleed

[kitschietalks]

has anyone done this yet

[mashedbees]

Just had a dream about 2 deep sea divers trapped at the bottom of the sea who hated eachother but also kinda liked eachother

[wizardarchetypes]

your email found me at the grocery store irl. that's crazy that you gave it little legs and everything. it walked right up to me. everyone was so scared one person screamed when i picked it up. i said it's okay you just do this kind of thing sometimes. while i was reading, its little legs were just sort of dangling in the air. someone asked me if it's alive and if holding it like that made it uncomfortable. i told them idk i just get the emails i don't send them.

[wizardarchetypes]

[theskullofjudgement]

Hello

[mashedbees]

A 'job' is a type of animal that must be caught and killed before it devours the farmers livestock