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jackdaw-branwen:

Damn, he was prepared. That just pissed her off, as she kept trying to teleport.

“Just let me go now, and things will be better for you. I’ll only beat you to a pulp, you won’t actually die. Keep me here, though… And when my family finds us there won’t be anything left of you to bury.”

“What, and lose a chance to get revenge on the family that stole my daughter? No, no, I don’t think so. You see, I have a plan. A plan I’m not telling you, because I know what happens when you blab too much. Remember that brat Taurus beheaded? That’s what happens.”

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jackdaw-branwen:

“Middle of nowhere, huh? I wonder, how well defended is this place from Grimm, then? Cause buddy, I’ve got enough negative emotions to summon a hole fucking swarm.”

“Lucky for me, then, that the Suppression Field keeps the Grimm from sensing you. And even if they did, I’ve got plenty of robots here to keep them busy.”

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Jackdaw sat in silence, her eyes stinging from the tears. She couldn’t cry anymore, she was too dehydrated.

“They’ll come looking for me, you know.” She yelled eventually, not doubting Connard had a microphone somewhere in the room. “My family will find me. My cousin has a fucking airship, my moms, dad, uncles, aunt, siblings… All highly trained huntsmen and huntresses. You honestly think you’re going to keep me in here forever? I give you two days before they find us, and make what Adam and Sierra did seem down right polite.”

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“You keep thinking that, kid,” Connard replied as a hologram of the man in question flickered to life. “I was an idiot last time. Thought I could hide my work in Atlas. Too busy, too many people, too oblivious.”

“Now I’ve had a kick in the gonads. Gotta get smart. No good pretzel places out here in the middle of nowhere, but I’ll make do.”

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jackdaw-branwen:

“Well shoot, and here I was hoping you’d let me die. At least have the courtesy to poison the food!” She called after him.

“That would make your powers transfer on to a new host. I can’t have that. After all, I already went to a lot of effort to bring you here.”

He waved over his shoulder as he stepped through the door. “Goodbye, Ms. Branwen.”

And then, she was alone.

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jackdaw-branwen:

“Good, I was tired of smelling your bullshit. Don’t suppose you plan on feeding me any time soon?”

“Now what kind of monster do you think I am? It’s hard to keep someone alive without food. The cook will be along shortly.”

And there he goes, continuing towards the exit.

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jackdaw-branwen:

“The fuck is a Knight? I thought you wanted a virgin or something.”

“I guess what they say about Branwens being stubborn is true.” Connard sighed and turned to leave the room. “Have fun in that cell, Ms. Branwen. You’re gonna be in there a while. All on your fuckin’ own.”

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jackdaw-branwen:

“That… Was a training accident. And it’s none of your fucking business.”

“Maybe not, but now you know I have my sources. All over Remnant, Ms. Branwen. Mantle, Mistral, Patch... And you’re trying to reach for your Knight now, aren’t you? Wouldn’t bother. Suppression Field will block that, too.”

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jackdaw-branwen:

“I told you, I have no idea what the fuck a maiden is. Unless you mean that kids story about the seasons.” She glared at him.

“You seriously kidnapped me because you think I’m some chick from a fairy tale? Holy fuck dude, your brain must be as fucked up as your face.”

“Least it’s not as fucked as your eye. What happened, brother dearest threw a rock too hard?”

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jackdaw-branwen:

“Look pal, I don’t know what you’re smoking, but if you’re going to keep me chained here you should at least share it. Magic isn’t real. Aura’s and semblance are, but not magic.” She kept trying to teleport, or to shift form, but nothing was happening.

“I find it difficult to believe you don’t know, Ms. Branwen. By the way, that lack of power you’re feeling right now? Suppression Field. Mantle tech. I hear it was invaluable to getting rid of that invasion a while back. That, Umbra-doofus. Out where Taurus started his settlement.”

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jackdaw-branwen:

“W-what?” She blinked, looking at him with confusion. Fuck, how did he know?

“What the fuck is that? If you mean a virgin, sorry bud but I’m not.”

“Don’t play dumb. Magic, ice powers, the list goes on. Winter, if I had to guess. You see, I had Summer for a while, but some jackass and his wife came and busted her out. Hard to develop a way to contain you bitches when I don’t have a test subject.”

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jackdaw-branwen:

“What do you even want with me? Can’t get a date with that fucked up face of yours so you gotta kidnap girls?” She growled, knowing her mouth would get her in trouble. But she didn’t really care.

“...No.” Connard shook his head. “No, no, this... This is far more important than that. This is the fate of the world. You’re a Maiden.”

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Jackdaw looked up at the man and spat at him, trying to teleport away.

“You won’t get away with this…” she said, pulling on the restraints

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“Maybe not.”

“Worth a shot, anyway.”

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“I couldn’t just let you leave me empty handed, now, could I?”

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˜”*°•.˜”*°• SHIT HANDSOME JACK SAYS (part two!)

‘’ Holy nutballs what happened to your freakin’ face! ‘’ ‘’ There’s nowhere to hide now, suckers! ‘’ “ You should’ve died when I told you! ” “ MURDERER! ” “ Ah, you’re way too late! Just give up! ” “ You and ME, craphole! It all comes down to this! “ ” Hi jackass! “ ” Oh, I’m right here! “ ” Sup! “ ” Yeah take it, bitch! “ ” Hoho, have fun with this! “ ” Stand in front of this, jackass! “ ” I’m invincible bitch! “ ” No-no-nope! “ ” Stop shooting yourself, stop shooting yourself!! “ “ Oh what’s going on, you can’t hurt me anymore oh that’s gotta be SO FRUSTRATING! ” “ Son of a… How the hell you did that?! ” “ CRAP! Crapcrapcrap!! ” “ Gonna make it, fight through the pain, ____…! Come on! ” “ Not gonna die here too…! ” “ Oh, dammit… COME ON! ” “ I am gonna slap the BITCH outta you! “ “ Owie.. “ “ This might be the last time we get chat.. “ “ you see? that wasn’t so hard. I won’t let you down kid, uh, _____. You Just made a pal for life “ “ Did you see her head? it was like PBBBLLTT- “ “ You killed yourself because i PAYED you to “ “ Don’t usually like people knowing about him/her “ “ All swagger.. No substance “ “ I was trying to Kill you– I wasn’t being subtle “ “ you threatening me..? “ “ Heroes don’t die! not when the story gets to the good part! ” “ where the hell is ____? “ “ Trust me if s/he was there i would be INSIDE him/her “ “ S/he wouldn’t be dead, would s/he? “ “ usual stuff “ “ we are gonna have to fix that gorgeous face, kiddo! “ “ Yeah, I don’t know what state of being i’m in right now but, uh.. well, walking still sucks “ “ Oh _____ Your My heeeroo! “ “ Get it? it’s like his weiner is talking! comedy GOLD! “ “ there’s absolutely nothing there! “ “ oohh ho ho that’s good. Oh, that’s Rich. Thank you for that “ “ It’s childsplay, right? “ “ Go on peel of that face like a serial killer “ “ We beat him/her for hours.. “ “ so i scoop his/her stupid lil eyeballs out with a SPOON! “ “ and I’m Just DYING LAUGHING “ “ Please.. Please don’t kill my baby girl/boy… “ “ No— NO _____!! “ “ I thought, I thought i was gonna have to get violent there for a second. or more violent “ “ No. No. No. No. No. No. I’m _____! I don’t die. and there’s too much left to do! N-Not happening. Not happening! “ “ Ha, your so stupid! watch your head dickface “ “ Who exactly is this little muscle bound tool? “ “ I don’t know. s/he’s… scratching her/his ass and, uh- “ “ That makes two of us “ “ Granted it’s not much.. But it definitely is something! “ “ How is it every time i show up you idiots are in a worse situation? “ “ Yeah! that’s the spirit. “ “ Okay. Look. As much as i’d love to watch this idiot kill you two idiots. I can’t let that happen “ “ No.. still nothing. I punched my mom for chrissake “ “ Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is s/he doing? this isn’t good. this is bad! “ “ Okay what? are you talking to me? “ “ Teamwork. more than that, it’s about compromise. “ “ what the hell is that? “ “ I’m detecting some tension here, which is a bummer. we should be pals, ya know? “ “ Whoa whoa whoa… Do i seriously talk to much? ____? “ “ You’re the boss “ “ sah-macky dabby! “ “ Oh ho- that’s so g- that- that is the grossest thing i’ve ever seen “ “ It’s not as sexy as it sounds. A lot of people died down there. “ “ …and then kill them “ “ Yes! you..! you.. are my favourite dude! “ “ I mean. not to sound like a friggin’ shampoo commercial here, but you deserve it “ “ Oh hell no!! “ “ Oh, heh heh heh… useless! “ “ enjoy your last few seconds of not being dead “ “ sup? “ “ Don’t worry buddyboy. I’ll take the wheel for a few “ “ yeah. Yeah. Your Good. Walk it off sport “

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“Every good CEO needs an office that says: “Hey world, I’m gonna run this shit; and I can fuck you up, but I’m going to eat this chimichanga instead”. Just like Mr. Noireyph’s rumored office. Gonna get my own office soon!”

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“This kid gets it.”

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“Well, that’s a neat looking ship... Must be someone important.”

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