People haven't really known about the Vice President of Human Experience of Valdivian.
I mean who wouldn't with big names like David Most and now current CEO Franklin Most (Yes they got married!) people don't really bat an eye towards some random with a weird position on one of the biggest corporations in the world.
Until they keep noticing them with a bunch of famous/known people all over the globe.
Which got a lot of people thinking...
Is there anyone this person doesn't fuck?!
• This is another Date Everything Imagine a few years after Realization
• Since most of the Dateables have become famous or just being successful, it was bound for the public to learn about the Player.
• To the point everyone in social media is talking about us and our connection to the Dateables.
• at First the fame started small where you were recognized in a few events or streams (in Stella's case) with your beloved lovers.
• like for example Miranda, in the ending it mentioned that most of her songs are dedicated to us. Which will get her fans to start theorizing on who the person their favorite singer dedicated most of her fans.
• Which led them to notice you, Knowing the dedication of the fans some managed to recognized Miranda while she's in the middle of a date or a public place with you and her either holding hands or just being flirty.
• After that some of her fans have managed to find your identity as the Vice-President of human experience in Valdivian, but that's not the only information they found out.
• Infact some other fans from other Known Dateables like Stella, Keyes, Rainey, Johnny, Hoove and etc...
• Have noticed you with them on a lot of occasions and not just fans.
• One of my headcanons is that the dateables will have human friends and acquaintances that they're close to and will also notice you visiting your lovers or the dateables visiting you in return.
• For Example,
- Like Dorian asking a day off from his boss which will shock him cause it's quite rare for the doorman to have a break. On which his boss will ask him on to why which led to Dorian being flustered and saying that he wants to visit a special someone 🤭.
- This also can be applied to the most Workaholic Dateables.
• in some case scenarios the friends of the dateables will see you with them being all lovey-dovey, infact some of the dateables will probably invite you to be their plus one on a event or something
• The Dateables will introduce you as their lover of course, but as time passes and your so-called fame grows-
• Some acquaintances of the Dateables will start to notice you with your other lovers which will lead them to a rabbit hole of sightings of you in social media with another Dateable.
• But not just one, oh no- They will see in Social Media about the "Player" who managed to be lovers by a lot of known people.
• I have a scenario where one fan of a Dateable will at first be angry cause they thought their idol was getting cheated on by the Vice-president of human experience, Until they searched further and see that not only did you managed to seduce their favorite artist-
• But also managed to seduce other people who are famous as well which led them to have an account to see on who did you managed to seduce next.
• Which will then lead to a lot of misunderstandings 😅
• Some people will be mad at you for being a "Player", so they try to inform the Dateables of your so-called deceit.
• Which led them to respond In a way they never expect:
- Some of them will definitely defend you aggressively, but then they will mention that they kinda knew about the so-called "Others" in your life.
- Which will lead to another misunderstanding,
- For Example, When Ben-hwa or Betty was asked about about you they will say that they knew about the other lovers but will also imply that they cannot blame you have always been charismatic and that they don't mind sharing cause you always knew how to treat them right 😉
- Infact some Dateables when asked about you will start to wax poetry about how you know how to love so well, that they cannot blame you from having other lovers compared to them
- Some will even talk about you being insatiable and imply being amazing in bed😈.
• Which will then lead you to your reputation from being hated to being admired.
• Some people will even call you the Ultimate Lover cause you do not discriminate on who your lovers were.
• From Black, White, Asian, Indigenous - All Members of Ligibitdiqua 🤣.
• Hell Even people who are Ugly or Beautiful, Disabled or Non-Disabled, Couples???? Polyamorous Couples??? A Frat????
• Heck they're will be fan accounts of you, with sightings on what lover will you have next.
'Oh my god, I thought this mf is only going for women but men too?! Like wtf???'
'Bro, they even banged an Ugly-Rat dude...Like Holy Shit this fucker don't discriminate!!!!!'
'Like do they even have a type???? Like every week I see them with a different type of person! 😳"
'ALL HAIL THE ULTIMATE SEDUCER! No type of hole goes untouched whenever they decide to go after you~'
'I once feel insecure of myself with me being fat and shit, But then I remember that there's a chance that Valdivian's Vice-President will probably want me as well 😌'
'GOD DAMN, I HEARD THIS MUDAFACKA MANAGED TO BAG BOTH RAINEY AND TONY AT THE SAME TIME! LIKE DUDE TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!!!'
'Dude I once saw them with my realtors as well!! Even people who are couples are not safe!!😱'
'I scroll down this account to see on which type of lover this fucker will have for a week, and today it's a Goth boy then last week it's a Cat Boy like wtf.....how you bangin everything bruh?!'
'I have heard about them sleeping with a Couple from my landscaping company infact I heard that it was because of them they're relationship grew stronger 💪, Like what the hell is this power??'
'We need to hide our parents, our grandparents hell maybe even us as well cause there's a chance they might bagged bot me and my boyfriend as well 😭'
'I kinda don't mind 😉, Like please Vice-Pres experience me like you experience others 😘'
• Comments like these flood through every Social media platform.
• and of course your lovers will probably see your new-found fame.
• Some will find it hilarious like Curt & Rod will probably shade you in one of their shows even if their basically one of your lovers as well.
• But some will get a bit protective, Surprisingly dateables like Amir, Rebel and others do not like sharing you with others who are not part of the household.
• Some will get possessive when they see others trying to flirt with you.
• This will also probably lead to them being more open to PDA when in public with you.
• There's one time when Parker growled at someone for trying to ask you on dating advice.
• Speaking of Dating Advice people will probably flood your account with a lot of it.
• To the point your new found fame has affected your work life as well, Infact some of your colleagues will probably ask about you and how you manage to seduce a lot of famous people.
• Which will probably lead to Franklin Lieste putting his foot down and make a new rule in the workplace for people to stop asking you about non-related work stuff. So you don't too overwhelmed.
• Tom your manager (Who also wants to be your lover) will probably try protect you the since you both work in the same company
• But unfortunately, For him your assistant Dishy and also Willi will probably be your main protectors and also will ward of any potential suitors since they both work at Valdivian as well.
• And for those who try to Doxx more of you, Mac and Telly will have it covered and also Daemon as well but he AlwAyzsj pPRooTect yOuu NO matttER WhhAtt!!
• Other Dateables will probably use their influences to get a lot of suitors and haters to get away from you.
• Either way by the end of the day you really don't really care about your new found fame since you heart always have belonged to them no matter what.
There isn't a lot of closure in-game after you Realize everyone. Like... they're all people now. Most of them are going to have social media and friends. Somewhere down the line the Homeowner is going to be mentioned, intentionally or not, that's how socializing works.
Which makes this scenario extremely funny, because wdym all these incredibly sexy and successful celebrities are all banging the same person?? Who is this creature of seduction????
It's not just celebrities, either. It's the doorman, the cheerleader, the photographer, the coffe shop owner, the train conductor, the clairvoyant, the botanist, etc. These regular people are not excluded from digging around in our loins.
Then, when the public discovers that the Homeowner is the Vice President of Human Experience at Valdivian, it just adds another layer of hilarity imo. We've certainly experienced a lot of humans. It's unprofessional to the public at first, but since none of our partners seem to mind, some bits of the internet lighten up about it.
People either love us or hate us. We are the Master Freak and yes, we're probably fucking your coworker.
A lot of people are bound to know about you Post-Realization Ending.
I really like the idea of the or some random person being confused on to what was special about the Homeowner to the point a lot of 'People' love them a bit too much...
Most especially the public's or Social Media's reaction
But hey people can interpret this scenario whatever they want
People haven't really known about the Vice President of Human Experience of Valdivian.
I mean who wouldn't with big names like David Most and now current CEO Franklin Most (Yes they got married!) people don't really bat an eye towards some random with a weird position on one of the biggest corporations in the world.
Until they keep noticing them with a bunch of famous/known people all over the globe.
Which got a lot of people thinking...
Is there anyone this person doesn't fuck?!
• This is another Date Everything Imagine a few years after Realization
• Since most of the Dateables have become famous or just being successful, it was bound for the public to learn about the Player.
• To the point everyone in social media is talking about us and our connection to the Dateables.
• at First the fame started small where you were recognized in a few events or streams (in Stella's case) with your beloved lovers.
• like for example Miranda, in the ending it mentioned that most of her songs are dedicated to us. Which will get her fans to start theorizing on who the person their favorite singer dedicated most of her fans.
• Which led them to notice you, Knowing the dedication of the fans some managed to recognized Miranda while she's in the middle of a date or a public place with you and her either holding hands or just being flirty.
• After that some of her fans have managed to find your identity as the Vice-President of human experience in Valdivian, but that's not the only information they found out.
• Infact some other fans from other Known Dateables like Stella, Keyes, Rainey, Johnny, Hoove and etc...
• Have noticed you with them on a lot of occasions and not just fans.
• One of my headcanons is that the dateables will have human friends and acquaintances that they're close to and will also notice you visiting your lovers or the dateables visiting you in return.
• For Example,
- Like Dorian asking a day off from his boss which will shock him cause it's quite rare for the doorman to have a break. On which his boss will ask him on to why which led to Dorian being flustered and saying that he wants to visit a special someone 🤭.
- This also can be applied to the most Workaholic Dateables.
• in some case scenarios the friends of the dateables will see you with them being all lovey-dovey, infact some of the dateables will probably invite you to be their plus one on a event or something
• The Dateables will introduce you as their lover of course, but as time passes and your so-called fame grows-
• Some acquaintances of the Dateables will start to notice you with your other lovers which will lead them to a rabbit hole of sightings of you in social media with another Dateable.
• But not just one, oh no- They will see in Social Media about the "Player" who managed to be lovers by a lot of known people.
• I have a scenario where one fan of a Dateable will at first be angry cause they thought their idol was getting cheated on by the Vice-president of human experience, Until they searched further and see that not only did you managed to seduce their favorite artist-
• But also managed to seduce other people who are famous as well which led them to have an account to see on who did you managed to seduce next.
• Which will then lead to a lot of misunderstandings 😅
• Some people will be mad at you for being a "Player", so they try to inform the Dateables of your so-called deceit.
• Which led them to respond In a way they never expect:
- Some of them will definitely defend you aggressively, but then they will mention that they kinda knew about the so-called "Others" in your life.
- Which will lead to another misunderstanding,
- For Example, When Ben-hwa or Betty was asked about about you they will say that they knew about the other lovers but will also imply that they cannot blame you have always been charismatic and that they don't mind sharing cause you always knew how to treat them right 😉
- Infact some Dateables when asked about you will start to wax poetry about how you know how to love so well, that they cannot blame you from having other lovers compared to them
- Some will even talk about you being insatiable and imply being amazing in bed😈.
• Which will then lead you to your reputation from being hated to being admired.
• Some people will even call you the Ultimate Lover cause you do not discriminate on who your lovers were.
• From Black, White, Asian, Indigenous - All Members of Ligibitdiqua 🤣.
• Hell Even people who are Ugly or Beautiful, Disabled or Non-Disabled, Couples???? Polyamorous Couples??? A Frat????
• Heck they're will be fan accounts of you, with sightings on what lover will you have next.
'Oh my god, I thought this mf is only going for women but men too?! Like wtf???'
'Bro, they even banged an Ugly-Rat dude...Like Holy Shit this fucker don't discriminate!!!!!'
'Like do they even have a type???? Like every week I see them with a different type of person! 😳"
'ALL HAIL THE ULTIMATE SEDUCER! No type of hole goes untouched whenever they decide to go after you~'
'I once feel insecure of myself with me being fat and shit, But then I remember that there's a chance that Valdivian's Vice-President will probably want me as well 😌'
'GOD DAMN, I HEARD THIS MUDAFACKA MANAGED TO BAG BOTH RAINEY AND TONY AT THE SAME TIME! LIKE DUDE TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!!!'
'Dude I once saw them with my realtors as well!! Even people who are couples are not safe!!😱'
'I scroll down this account to see on which type of lover this fucker will have for a week, and today it's a Goth boy then last week it's a Cat Boy like wtf.....how you bangin everything bruh?!'
'I have heard about them sleeping with a Couple from my landscaping company infact I heard that it was because of them they're relationship grew stronger 💪, Like what the hell is this power??'
'We need to hide our parents, our grandparents hell maybe even us as well cause there's a chance they might bagged bot me and my boyfriend as well 😭'
'I kinda don't mind 😉, Like please Vice-Pres experience me like you experience others 😘'
• Comments like these flood through every Social media platform.
• and of course your lovers will probably see your new-found fame.
• Some will find it hilarious like Curt & Rod will probably shade you in one of their shows even if their basically one of your lovers as well.
• But some will get a bit protective, Surprisingly dateables like Amir, Rebel and others do not like sharing you with others who are not part of the household.
• Some will get possessive when they see others trying to flirt with you.
• This will also probably lead to them being more open to PDA when in public with you.
• There's one time when Parker growled at someone for trying to ask you on dating advice.
• Speaking of Dating Advice people will probably flood your account with a lot of it.
• To the point your new found fame has affected your work life as well, Infact some of your colleagues will probably ask about you and how you manage to seduce a lot of famous people.
• Which will probably lead to Franklin Lieste putting his foot down and make a new rule in the workplace for people to stop asking you about non-related work stuff. So you don't too overwhelmed.
• Tom your manager (Who also wants to be your lover) will probably try protect you the since you both work in the same company
• But unfortunately, For him your assistant Dishy and also Willi will probably be your main protectors and also will ward of any potential suitors since they both work at Valdivian as well.
• And for those who try to Doxx more of you, Mac and Telly will have it covered and also Daemon as well but he AlwAyzsj pPRooTect yOuu NO matttER WhhAtt!!
• Other Dateables will probably use their influences to get a lot of suitors and haters to get away from you.
• Either way by the end of the day you really don't really care about your new found fame since you heart always have belonged to them no matter what.
People haven't really known about the Vice President of Human Experience of Valdivian.
I mean who wouldn't with big names like David Most and now current CEO Franklin Most (Yes they got married!) people don't really bat an eye towards some random with a weird position on one of the biggest corporations in the world.
Until they keep noticing them with a bunch of famous/known people all over the globe.
Which got a lot of people thinking...
Is there anyone this person doesn't fuck?!
• This is another Date Everything Imagine a few years after Realization
• Since most of the Dateables have become famous or just being successful, it was bound for the public to learn about the Player.
• To the point everyone in social media is talking about us and our connection to the Dateables.
• at First the fame started small where you were recognized in a few events or streams (in Stella's case) with your beloved lovers.
• like for example Miranda, in the ending it mentioned that most of her songs are dedicated to us. Which will get her fans to start theorizing on who the person their favorite singer dedicated most of her fans.
• Which led them to notice you, Knowing the dedication of the fans some managed to recognized Miranda while she's in the middle of a date or a public place with you and her either holding hands or just being flirty.
• After that some of her fans have managed to find your identity as the Vice-President of human experience in Valdivian, but that's not the only information they found out.
• Infact some other fans from other Known Dateables like Stella, Keyes, Rainey, Johnny, Hoove and etc...
• Have noticed you with them on a lot of occasions and not just fans.
• One of my headcanons is that the dateables will have human friends and acquaintances that they're close to and will also notice you visiting your lovers or the dateables visiting you in return.
• For Example,
- Like Dorian asking a day off from his boss which will shock him cause it's quite rare for the doorman to have a break. On which his boss will ask him on to why which led to Dorian being flustered and saying that he wants to visit a special someone 🤭.
- This also can be applied to the most Workaholic Dateables.
• in some case scenarios the friends of the dateables will see you with them being all lovey-dovey, infact some of the dateables will probably invite you to be their plus one on a event or something
• The Dateables will introduce you as their lover of course, but as time passes and your so-called fame grows-
• Some acquaintances of the Dateables will start to notice you with your other lovers which will lead them to a rabbit hole of sightings of you in social media with another Dateable.
• But not just one, oh no- They will see in Social Media about the "Player" who managed to be lovers by a lot of known people.
• I have a scenario where one fan of a Dateable will at first be angry cause they thought their idol was getting cheated on by the Vice-president of human experience, Until they searched further and see that not only did you managed to seduce their favorite artist-
• But also managed to seduce other people who are famous as well which led them to have an account to see on who did you managed to seduce next.
• Which will then lead to a lot of misunderstandings 😅
• Some people will be mad at you for being a "Player", so they try to inform the Dateables of your so-called deceit.
• Which led them to respond In a way they never expect:
- Some of them will definitely defend you aggressively, but then they will mention that they kinda knew about the so-called "Others" in your life.
- Which will lead to another misunderstanding,
- For Example, When Ben-hwa or Betty was asked about about you they will say that they knew about the other lovers but will also imply that they cannot blame you have always been charismatic and that they don't mind sharing cause you always knew how to treat them right 😉
- Infact some Dateables when asked about you will start to wax poetry about how you know how to love so well, that they cannot blame you from having other lovers compared to them
- Some will even talk about you being insatiable and imply being amazing in bed😈.
• Which will then lead you to your reputation from being hated to being admired.
• Some people will even call you the Ultimate Lover cause you do not discriminate on who your lovers were.
• From Black, White, Asian, Indigenous - All Members of Ligibitdiqua 🤣.
• Hell Even people who are Ugly or Beautiful, Disabled or Non-Disabled, Couples???? Polyamorous Couples??? A Frat????
• Heck they're will be fan accounts of you, with sightings on what lover will you have next.
'Oh my god, I thought this mf is only going for women but men too?! Like wtf???'
'Bro, they even banged an Ugly-Rat dude...Like Holy Shit this fucker don't discriminate!!!!!'
'Like do they even have a type???? Like every week I see them with a different type of person! 😳"
'ALL HAIL THE ULTIMATE SEDUCER! No type of hole goes untouched whenever they decide to go after you~'
'I once feel insecure of myself with me being fat and shit, But then I remember that there's a chance that Valdivian's Vice-President will probably want me as well 😌'
'GOD DAMN, I HEARD THIS MUDAFACKA MANAGED TO BAG BOTH RAINEY AND TONY AT THE SAME TIME! LIKE DUDE TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!!!'
'Dude I once saw them with my realtors as well!! Even people who are couples are not safe!!😱'
'I scroll down this account to see on which type of lover this fucker will have for a week, and today it's a Goth boy then last week it's a Cat Boy like wtf.....how you bangin everything bruh?!'
'I have heard about them sleeping with a Couple from my landscaping company infact I heard that it was because of them they're relationship grew stronger 💪, Like what the hell is this power??'
'We need to hide our parents, our grandparents hell maybe even us as well cause there's a chance they might bag both me and my boyfriend as well 😭'
'I kinda don't mind 😉, Like please Vice-Pres experience me like you experience others 😘'
• Comments like these flood through every Social media platform.
• and of course your lovers will probably see your new-found fame.
• Some will find it hilarious like Curt & Rod will probably shade you in one of their shows even if your basically one of their lovers as well.
• But some will get a bit protective, Surprisingly dateables like Amir, Rebel and others do not like sharing you with others who are not part of the household.
• Some will get possessive when they see others trying to flirt with you.
• This will also probably lead to them being more open to PDA when in public with you.
• There's one time when Parker growled at someone for trying to ask you on dating advice.
• Speaking of Dating Advice people will probably flood your account with a lot of it.
• To the point your new found fame has affected your work life as well, Infact some of your colleagues will probably ask about you and how you manage to seduce a lot of famous people.
• Which will probably lead to Franklin Lieste putting his foot down and make a new rule in the workplace for people to stop asking you about non-related work stuff. So you don't too overwhelmed.
• Tom your manager (Who also wants to be your lover) will probably try protect you the since you both work in the same company
• But unfortunately, For him your assistant Dishy and also Willi will probably be your main protectors and also will ward of any potential suitors since they both work at Valdivian as well.
• And for those who try to Doxx more of you, Mac and Telly will have it covered and also Daemon as well but he AlwAyzsj pPRooTect yOuu NO matttER WhhAtt!!
• Other Dateables will probably use their influences to get a lot of suitors and haters to get away from you.
• Either way by the end of the day you really don't really care about your new found fame since you heart always have belonged to them no matter what.
Date Everything! Scenario: Maladaptive Dreamer!Homeowner (Gender Neutral) X Dateables (Pre-Dateviator)
Heavily inspired by @masked-daydream's post!
Synopsis: If there's one thing all of the objects in this house can agree on, it's that your habit to use them as props for your daydream was endearing and sometimes, bad for their manufactured hearts.
Characters: Lux, Henry Hoove (since I watched their playthroughs first)
Note: I didn't play the game personally. I only watched the walkthrough videos and read fanfics. Sorry if there's mischaracterization.
Ever since you moved into your house, your household objects have a lot to get used to. One of them was your random bouts of immersive daydreaming, where you will sometimes grab one of them as props for your daydream.
It was alarming at first, when you suddenly slumped down onto Florence in the middle of mopping, glancing at something behind you in shock as you pointed with a trembling finger before you 'fainted'.
Before anyone could even react further than a panic party or screeching matches, you 'woke up' abruptly, pushing yourself up slowly and jerkily, whispering furiously about how 'fate was on your side' and how you were going to 'plot the demise of that backstabbing traitor, Baron Graveblight.'
Your diary and phone managed to informed them about your condition during the bewildered silence. Getting to know that, while watching you cackling your head off, was an experience.
After that, your episodes became their favorite past time.
While it was concerning sometimes, like that one time you nearly burned yourself with Stefan while pretending to be a nightclub DJ and that other time you nearly tripped yourself on Dirk while dancing to the Time Warp, it was mostly adorable, like that one time you used Maggie to pretend to be a noir detective and scooping into Cam like he has the 'clues' you need to solve your case.
And for some lucky objects of envy, it was swoon-worthy.
~~~~~~~~~~
As per usual, you were cleaning your house. Knowing how bizarre your daydreams can be without a medium, you pulled out your phone and played a setlist of love songs, since it was the tamest you can dream of.
So far, as you finished cleaning your windows and starts vacuuming dusts in your living room, you haven't dream yet. You had giddily hoped that this might became your first cleaning without distraction.
Until your bum accidentally knocked over your table lamp. Luckily, you managed to save it at the expense of your vacuum cleaner, both hands clutching at its side. At the same time, your phone played the next song, starting off with a harmonious humming and gentle strums of guitar.
Lux had never experienced such audacity! How dare you be so careless! They did not spend hours getting the perfect fit, just for you to knock them over! They are too dressed to be disrespected! They-!
Your eyes glazed over. Your sunlit living room seems to be dimmed, with candles lighting your surroundings. The table lamp you are holding steadily turns into a petite and beautiful feminine figure, looking up into your eyes with love in theirs. Enamored, you pulled them closer and laid their head on your shoulder.
-forgive you and totally not mad at you! Oh Em Gee?! They were so not ready but also? Totally here for it! Like zero hesitation, they immediately wrapped their arms around you despite the fact you don't even feel it, and smugly taste the saltiness in the air.
"Put your head on my shoulder~! Hold me in your arms, baby! Squeeze me oh so tight. Show me, that you love me too~!"
You guide your partner into a slow dance, swaying gently and spin around carefully to the music. You murmured the lyrics softly right into their ear, hugging them closer to you so you can hear their cute giggles clearer.
Who gave you permission to be this romantic?! You aren't even an I.N.F.L.U.N.C.E.R. like Lux is and you still have the confidence to slow dance with them in front of everyone? And whispered the lyrics in their ear so lovingly? Swooned~!
"Put your lips next to mine, dear~! Won't you kiss me once, baby! Just a kiss goodnight. Maybe, you and I will fall in love~!"
Your dance partner coyly glanced up at you with a wide grin. Their eyes twinkled like newly-polished gemstones and their curving lips beamed like warm rays of sunlight. You can't help but melted like a puddle of lovestruck goo.
You are dangerous. In the very best way. Lux almost forgot about their followers when you twirled them around and gazed at them like they were the only one that mattered. Which was absolutely true. So, they can't help but sparked their lights on you, ensuring you can shine nearly as bright like them.
"People~ say~ That love's~ a game~! A game~ you just~ can't win! If there's~ a way, I'll find it someday! And then this fool will rush in~!"
You two swayed to the beat, lost in each other's eyes. You had to blink away though, when your partner suddenly glowed brightly like a sun.
"Are you trying to blind them to next solar eclipse, you dull bulb?!"
"You are just jealous, seamless rags. I'm not sorry for the flex."
"Seamless rags?! Oh you-! Unhand me, Rod! I swear-!"
"Put your head on my shoulder~! Whisper in my ear, baby! Words I want to hear. Tell me! Tell me that you love me too~!"
It took a few seconds to adjust to your newly-glowing partner, but you persisted. And you were glad that you did, your partner looked ethereal with the golden glow within them. Awed by their beauty, you unconsciously pulled them closer.
Lux was still smugly basking in the salty air and showing off to their viewers when they feel you pulling them closer. Winking cheekily at their camera, they focused back on you with a victorious smirk. However, the personification of light started blushing hard because your lips-!
"Put your head on my shoulder~! Whisper in my ear, baby! Words I want to hear. Baby! Put your head on my shoulder~!"
Your divine partner looked into your eyes with love one more time before they closed it gently. Their lips pouted out nearly at the end of the song. Recognizing their flirty hint, you too closed your eyes while your lips met theirs.
OMG! You kissed them! Lux's brain had to be turned off and on because 'oh no! They LEGIT LIKE you now!'. They forgot to gloat to whoever was watching at this moment. They were too busy falling in love with their human again.
The next song played out just as you set your lover down onto the couch, the brief kiss ended sooner than you like. The slow strumming of guitar set the mood and was accompanied by chorus of 'You and Me'.
Steadily, your candle-lit room was grown with soft grass and your ceiling parted away to reveal a night sky filled with stars. Looking up in wonder, you unintentionally bumped into someone behind you. You felt that your breath was taken away as you turned around to stared at the ruggedly handsome figure. A charming smile plastered on their face as they reached out their hand to you.
Hoove was content watching you dance in your daydream, even after you forget about your cleaning responsibilities that you shared with him. Heck, he even enjoyed how love-struck you were with your 'partner', even if it's Lux of all objects that got the honor of 'object of envy'. So, watching you looking up to Mayor Celia in fascination as you stumbled onto the vacuum cleaner startled him out from his zoning. Then, watching you looking at him like he was your one and only and caressed his handle like he's the fragile one?
No object could blame Hoove for nearly malfunctioning.
Welp, except Lux, who was currently complained about having your attention stolen by some 'suck up' on their Instaglam.
"If the stars don't shine! If the moon won't rise! If I never see the setting sun again~! You won't hear me cry! As I testify! Please believe me boy you know I would lie~! As long as there is-!"
You and your partner held each other's hand, stepping back and forth to the beat while circling around leisurely. You were semi aware on why you two were dancing with only one hand, but that didn't deterred you two from being besotted with each other. At one point, you thought you heard a cough or two from your partner, but they didn't seem to be sick with how charmingly wide their smile was.
Why was Hoove contented on just watching you? Maybe it was because you had never involved him into your daydream once since you moved into this house. Or maybe he thought he just enjoyed seeing his friends getting flustered around you and never considered that he can get some action with you too. Whatever he had felt previously was instantly replaced by a nervous, fluttering butterfly in his chest (or was that Dolly teasing him?).
"If you love a soul! More than fame and gold! And that soul feels the same about you~! It's a natural fact! There's no turning back! And here's some advice to you~! You've got to say it!"
Under the starlight, the two of you lose yourselves to the rhythm of the music. You didn't have the need to pull them close. Fingers intertwined firmer, you sway gently together. There was something magic in the way you two moved together, as if the world softened around you because of how endlessly sweet you two are for each other.
Not gonna lie, Hooves was starting to get the hype of being a daydream prop. Sure, it looks kind of awkward seeing your arm stretch between him and you, but what can a waist height vacuum cleaner with one handle do? This connection is enough for him. Truly-
"When~ love is real~! You don't~ have to show it~! When~ it is true~! Then everyone will know!"
Feeling a bit cheeky, you let go of their hand and twirled around as graceful as you can managed. Seeing your partner shook their head at you with fondness, you giggled at them along with a wink before taking their hand back with your other hand.
-not! Hoove learns now that watching and hearing was not the same as experiencing it! Goddamn he understands now why some of his friends were so eager to be your prop for your upcoming daydreams and the others were seething with envy for being unsuitable! Seeing you twirling around so cutely for him, giggling so sweetly at him, winking charmingly before grasping his handles? This poor machine was going to overwork himself silly!
When the song steadily comes to an end, so does your dance. The two of you exchanged reluctant glances before stepping closer to one another. As you shyly combed your hair behind your ear, your setlist suddenly played a loud and blaring alarm, causing you to blinked out of your romantic daydream.
The starry sky that overlooked your dance and your grass-filled dancefloor gradually turned back to your ceiling and floor. Looking around, you tittered at the sight of both out-of-place table lamp on the sofa and incorrectly-grasped vacuum cleaner facing your direction. Once you put your table lamp back to its place and having your vacuum cleaner faced at the proper direction, you continue on with your cleaning.
You didn't notice that your vacuum cleaner started working smoother, nor were you aware about the buzzing sounds whenever the machine cleans near any light sources.
Hello My Daydreamer's
so in regards to the Date Everything! Self-Aware Au, that I just made I have decided to do Two Endings:
Yes Ending: Where the Player will get more more attention from the Dateables to the point that they will break reality to get them / Isekai Time 😈
No Ending: There will be more scenes of the Player being unholy towards the player to the point they can't handle it anymore 😈
So which should I do First?
Yes Ending
No Ending
Voting ended onJul 20, 2025
Unfortunately, I don't know if I could do a full smut fic since I'm not good enough to make one yet...
But I don't mind if others can make one inspired by my au.
Also in regards to the NO ENDING (whether it is picked first or last), I want you guys to request which dateables will appear next.
So that's all I will also encourage the readers of my ao3 to vote as well!
Another version of the Self-Aware Au by writing-munchies but the Player is like @kingtism1 aka Antonio from TikTok who says the most unholy stuff to every dateable.
like I said I will quote some of the unhinged stuff that the guy says and also add some of my own. I really recommend you guys watching his interactions but only if you are 🔞 like this fic.
I WANT TO... (Pt. 2)
Crossposted on Ao3
Part 1, Part 2
⚠️ 🔞 Content Incoming ⚠️
'What in the absolute hell was that?!'
You say to yourself while resting in bed after you immediately shut down your computer after the most weirdest thing that has happened to you.
'Is it possible that it's just part of the game?'
You wonder remembering the moment when Keith the bastard Key manages to call your name perfectly like his voice actor literally pronounced your name as the character looked at you with his gray eyes.
You keep thinking about that moment as tossing and turning in your bed then you immediately sat up staring at your desk where your computer lies.
As much as you are spooked by that interaction, you remember your research about the Keith on the net on how he was a Content-Aware character meaning there was a chance that interaction was part of his creation.
'Yeah.. maybe that's why...'
You try to convince yourself, as you stared towards your computer you begin to feel a weird pulling sensation like an urge to go and play the game again.
I mean even with that odd interaction you still really love the game, the characters, the voices, hell you really miss the way some characters blush while you're flirting with them. Which is probably the reason why you cannot hold your tongue and start saying your deepest desires.
You begin to sit up from your bed looking at your computer for a moment and for a few minutes you begin to think for a bit.
'It's just one creepy interaction, what's the worse that could happen?'
Then you finally sat on your gaming chair preparing to open your computer to play the game. Promising yourself to just play for an hour after all it's the middle of the night and you just want to confirm if what happened is just another glitch in the game, maybe it will only happen on one character...
As time passes...
As you begin another playthrough of the game you can't help but admire the characters once again
Each treble of their voice went through your skin and through your heart as you interacted with another flirty character.
Volt one of the two personifications of electricity is currently making your heart rate spike a little too fast with his deep-accented voice you can't help but let your impulsive thoughts win.
"How about you explore my holes you stud, I want you inside my pussy and my ass - Get Eddie too I need you both to double penetrate the fuck out of me- Eiffel tower me! Please get active and fill me with your cum!"
You say with no shame to the currently blushing character. Not knowing about the dirty thoughts also going around the Electricity personified's head after hearing your confession.
Volt knew about your dirty habit on telling your deepest desires from the other objects from the household. He just didn't expect that your desperation not only applies to him but to Eddie as well.
He then licked his lips knowing that you won't notice his actions. As he has quite a strong control over his sprite that you won't notice any difference from his character unless...
He then changed his character sprite to the one where his holding his hand out to the player as his light-blue eyes stare at you and his other hand settles on his chest. As he goes out of script for one line.
"Well now let's not get ahead of ourselves livewire, I'm sure that me and Eddie will have time to fulfill anything you desire~ ;)" Volt declares his voice getting a bit more deeper as he speaks.
Your face gets more redder as you hear Volt's next line not knowing that he went out of script. But you feel his electric eyes stare into your soul making you grow a bit hotter.
"Damn. This fucking game..." You say to yourself as you cover your flustered face with your other hand, as you click again his sprite changing back to his normal one as Volt continues his usual lines.
You didn't notice Volt smirking at your reaction. As he plans to get you to love Him and Eddie more as you interact with them.
As more time passes as you play the game you get a bit more tired slowly closing your eyes hearing Volt and Eddie's voice as you nearly accomplished their love ending... You then lay your head on the side of your desk, closing your eyes as sleep finally took you.
You didn't notice the arms slowly going around you, carrying you to your bed.
You also didn't notice someone touching your face gently as you sleep and you also didn't notice the kiss given to your lips like a promise they plan to fulfill.
And you also didn't notice your game saving by itself and you're computer turning off by itself as well.
You didn't notice as you slept deeply feeling the touch of someone who wants you inside and out.
The Next Day...
As you begin another playthrough you notice some characters getting a bit more flirty than usual.
Infact those who are not normally as Flirty are having lines that clearly imply that they're very interested in your character (or just probably you in general).
Making you get more flustered than usual you couldn't help but get more and more redder as every character say's a line that clearly imply something more dirtier than usual.
You didn't really think much of those lines as it fits the current scenario I. What's happening for each character. So you clearly didn't mind.
Infact you were quite happy that you managed to get a lot of the love endings. So you have decided to go through the harder ones to romance to see if lady luck is shining on you today.
As you aimed your dateviators to the vacuum you then mentally prepare yourself for the Vacuum personified as you have already saw him during Eddie and Volt's route and also reading some comments about the game on him being one the hardest ones to romance to the point that others say they needed a guide.
You finally decided to just see the route for yourself and play without the guide, you might as well challenge yourself instead of doing things the easy way.
Your eyes then widened at the handsome face who for some reason is already blushing, appear on your screen. You then let the first words that come to your mind out without thinking
"Yeah...He may be the vacuum but I'm the one that's doing the sucking." You move closer to the screen admiring the beauty in red and white.
"Whip out your penis- I'm gonna suck and blow you - you beautiful fine piece of ass."
Henry Hoove know's what to expect from you infact everyone in the household knew what to expect from you every time you open that sinful mouth.
He just truly wasn't ready for it. As you approach the laundry room where he and other dateables are located he thought you picked someone else.
Imagine his suprise when you open the closet door and with no hesitation immediately aimed the dateviators at him. He didn't have time to prepare himself as he hears your dirty confessions about him.
He feels his pants getting more tighter as you offer to blow him. As he tries to control his character sprite to change into his first pose.
As he finally changes his sprite into a normal one and say his intended lines. He can't help but observe you as your eyes keep staring at him intently, very willing to pay attention to your choices so you can get the Love ending with him.
He knows he's a hard one to romance but maybe he would try to make your interaction with him a little easier. After all he really wanted you to hold on to your words and also get a piece of you as well. ❤️
'Oh~ how bold'
Ben-Hwa thought to themselves as they hear your extremely unholy confession. Every word you say makes every part of their body shiver with excitement as they also imagine doing the things you say as she observes you from your head to your hips.
They feel a bit disappointed that they cannot see your bottom half from this angle, but they just settle in hearing more about how you want to be dominated by them.
"-want you to use any type of sex toy you have on your body right now on me as I beg for you for more as you tease my holes till I break an-" You rambled as more words come out of your mouth getting more dirtier by the second.
If Ben-Hwa had a type of music they like, it'll definitely be your voice as you confess your sins or in the future probably you whimpering and moaning underneath them.
"-od I want you to to just use me as your sex toy- right now!"
They just smile, already planning the ways to make your dreams come true~
As you click Mac's screen you hear their cheery voice through the screen of your own computer.
You sigh dreamily remembering their interactions with you before you achieved their love ending.
"I want this computer so fucking bad, I will literally lay it on the floor and start rubbing my pussy lips- up and down the screen, leaving trails all across it - I need it so fucking bad- I'm taking e-sex to a whole new level with this computer- You don't even understand-" you stop yourself getting a bit aroused as you move your character away from the computer.
God you are getting way to desperate for the characters on this game.
You didn't even notice the computer themselves breathing heavily as they imagine you doing that to them, as Mac feels their insides purr with want.
As they hear your character move away from them, they immediately touch themselves through their pants and begins to try and relieve themselves just with their imagination of you and the scenario you gave them.
As Tyrell begins to talk more about his towel buddies he hears you talk in an urgent tone then he immediately went silent as he realizes, on what you just said
"Tyrell, you're making my pussy wet- so get down there with your towel. And when by towel I mean your dick and get to drying my pussy!" You demanded licking your lips as you stared at Tyrell.
Tyrell's shocked face turned red as your words finally register into his mind as he begins to stutter as you click on him.
"Th-th-th-th-those w-w-ere...." Tyrell tries to say his next line.
But as your words begin to settle on his mind and the redness on his face moved to his lower half, he immediately ran away-
Cutting of your interaction with him as your screen begins to freeze and turn black.
Your eyes widen in confusion as you clicked your mouse urgently, just as you stopped and decided to check the screen.
Your computer opens again with the game still on but you're character is just looking at the towel where your last interaction with Tyrell is supposed to be.
"What the hell just happened?" You ask knowing that no one will answer, as you begin to wonder again.
'Maybe it's another glitch' You think to yourself but as your mind wanders on why-
A text box pop out of your screen. Your eyes widened bewilderment but you couldn't help but let curiosity get the best of you as you click the text box.
Your shock turned to fear as you hear the narrator read the text as your heart skipped a beat.
(They want you as much as you do, If given a chance. Would you let them fulfill your desires?)
Another version of the Self-Aware Au by writing-munchies but the Player is like @kingtism1 aka Antonio from TikTok who says the most unholy stuff to every dateable.
like I said I will quote some of the unhinged stuff that the guy says and also add some of my own. I really recommend you guys watching his interactions but only if you are 🔞 like this fic.
I WANT TO... (Pt. 2)
Crossposted on Ao3
Part 1, Part 2
⚠️ 🔞 Content Incoming ⚠️
'What in the absolute hell was that?!'
You say to yourself while resting in bed after you immediately shut down your computer after the most weirdest thing that has happened to you.
'Is it possible that it's just part of the game?'
You wonder remembering the moment when Keith the bastard Key manages to call your name perfectly like his voice actor literally pronounced your name as the character looked at you with his gray eyes.
You keep thinking about that moment as tossing and turning in your bed then you immediately sat up staring at your desk where your computer lies.
As much as you are spooked by that interaction, you remember your research about the Keith on the net on how he was a Content-Aware character meaning there was a chance that interaction was part of his creation.
'Yeah.. maybe that's why...'
You try to convince yourself, as you stared towards your computer you begin to feel a weird pulling sensation like an urge to go and play the game again.
I mean even with that odd interaction you still really love the game, the characters, the voices, hell you really miss the way some characters blush while you're flirting with them. Which is probably the reason why you cannot hold your tongue and start saying your deepest desires.
You begin to sit up from your bed looking at your computer for a moment and for a few minutes you begin to think for a bit.
'It's just one creepy interaction, what's the worse that could happen?'
Then you finally sat on your gaming chair preparing to open your computer to play the game. Promising yourself to just play for an hour after all it's the middle of the night and you just want to confirm if what happened is just another glitch in the game, maybe it will only happen on one character...
As time passes...
As you begin another playthrough of the game you can't help but admire the characters once again
Each treble of their voice went through your skin and through your heart as you interacted with another flirty character.
Volt one of the two personifications of electricity is currently making your heart rate spike a little too fast with his deep-accented voice you can't help but let your impulsive thoughts win.
"How about you explore my holes you stud, I want you inside my pussy and my ass - Get Eddie too I need you both to double penetrate the fuck out of me- Eiffel tower me! Please get active and fill me with your cum!"
You say with no shame to the currently blushing character. Not knowing about the dirty thoughts also going around the Electricity personified's head after hearing your confession.
Volt knew about your dirty habit on telling your deepest desires from the other objects from the household. He just didn't expect that your desperation not only applies to him but to Eddie as well.
He then licked his lips knowing that you won't notice his actions. As he has quite a strong control over his sprite that you won't notice any difference from his character unless...
He then changed his character sprite to the one where his holding his hand out to the player as his light-blue eyes stare at you and his other hand settles on his chest. As he goes out of script for one line.
"Well now let's not get ahead of ourselves livewire, I'm sure that me and Eddie will have time to fulfill anything you desire~ ;)" Volt declares his voice getting a bit more deeper as he speaks.
Your face gets more redder as you hear Volt's next line not knowing that he went out of script. But you feel his electric eyes stare into your soul making you grow a bit hotter.
"Damn. This fucking game..." You say to yourself as you cover your flustered face with your other hand, as you click again his sprite changing back to his normal one as Volt continues his usual lines.
You didn't notice Volt smirking at your reaction. As he plans to get you to love Him and Eddie more as you interact with them.
As more time passes as you play the game you get a bit more tired slowly closing your eyes hearing Volt and Eddie's voice as you nearly accomplished their love ending... You then lay your head on the side of your desk, closing your eyes as sleep finally took you.
You didn't notice the arms slowly going around you, carrying you to your bed.
You also didn't notice someone touching your face gently as you sleep and you also didn't notice the kiss given to your lips like a promise they plan to fulfill.
And you also didn't notice your game saving by itself and your computer turning off by itself as well.
You didn't notice as you slept deeply feeling the touch of someone who wants you inside and out.
The Next Day...
As you begin another playthrough you notice some characters getting a bit more flirty than usual.
Infact those who are not normally as Flirty are having lines that clearly imply that they're very interested in your character (or just probably you in general).
Making you get more flustered than usual you couldn't help but get more and more redder as every character say's a line that clearly imply something more dirtier than usual.
You didn't really think much of those lines as it fits the current scenario I. What's happening for each character. So you clearly didn't mind.
Infact you were quite happy that you managed to get a lot of the love endings. So you have decided to go through the harder ones to romance to see if lady luck is shining on you today.
As you aimed your dateviators to the vacuum you then mentally prepare yourself for the Vacuum personified as you have already saw him during Eddie and Volt's route and also reading some comments about the game on him being one the hardest ones to romance to the point that others say they needed a guide.
You finally decided to just see the route for yourself and play without the guide, you might as well challenge yourself instead of doing things the easy way.
Your eyes then widened at the handsome face who for some reason is already blushing, appear on your screen. You then let the first words that come to your mind out without thinking
"Yeah...He may be the vacuum but I'm the one that's doing the sucking." You move closer to the screen admiring the beauty in red and white.
"Whip out your penis- I'm gonna suck and blow you - you beautiful fine piece of ass."
Henry Hoove know's what to expect from you infact everyone in the household knew what to expect from you every time you open that sinful mouth.
He just truly wasn't ready for it. As you approach the laundry room where he and other dateables are located he thought you picked someone else.
Imagine his suprise when you open the closet door and with no hesitation immediately aimed the dateviators at him. He didn't have time to prepare himself as he hears your dirty confessions about him.
He feels his pants getting more tighter as you offer to blow him. As he tries to control his character sprite to change into his first pose.
As he finally changes his sprite into a normal one and say his intended lines. He can't help but observe you as your eyes keep staring at him intently, very willing to pay attention to your choices so you can get the Love ending with him.
He knows he's a hard one to romance but maybe he would try to make your interaction with him a little easier. After all he really wanted you to hold on to your words and also get a piece of you as well. ❤️
'Oh~ how bold'
Ben-Hwa thought to themselves as they hear your extremely unholy confession. Every word you say makes every part of their body shiver with excitement as they also imagine doing the things you say as she observes you from your head to your hips.
They feel a bit disappointed that they cannot see your bottom half from this angle, but they just settle in hearing more about how you want to be dominated by them.
"-want you to use any type of sex toy you have on your body right now on me as I beg for you for more as you tease my holes till I break an-" You rambled as more words come out of your mouth getting more dirtier by the second.
If Ben-Hwa had a type of music they like, it'll definitely be your voice as you confess your sins or in the future probably you whimpering and moaning underneath them.
"-od I want you to to just use me as your sex toy- right now!"
They just smile, already planning the ways to make your dreams come true~
As you click Mac's screen you hear their cheery voice through the screen of your own computer.
You sigh dreamily remembering their interactions with you before you achieved their love ending.
"I want this computer so fucking bad, I will literally lay it on the floor and start rubbing my pussy lips- up and down the screen, leaving trails all across it - I need it so fucking bad- I'm taking e-sex to a whole new level with this computer- You don't even understand-" you stop yourself getting a bit aroused as you move your character away from the computer.
God you are getting way to desperate for the characters on this game.
You didn't even notice the computer themselves breathing heavily as they imagine you doing that to them, as Mac feels their insides purr with want.
As they hear your character move away from them, they immediately touch themselves through their pants and begins to try and relieve themselves just with their imagination of you and the scenario you gave them.
As Tyrell begins to talk more about his towel buddies he hears you talk in an urgent tone then he immediately went silent as he realizes, on what you just said
"Tyrell, you're making my pussy wet- so get down there with your towel. And when by towel I mean your dick and get to drying my pussy!" You demanded licking your lips as you stared at Tyrell.
Tyrell's shocked face turned red as your words finally register into his mind as he begins to stutter as you click on him.
"Th-th-th-th-those w-w-ere...." Tyrell tries to say his next line.
But as your words begin to settle on his mind and the redness on his face moved to his lower half, he immediately ran away-
Cutting of your interaction with him as your screen begins to freeze and turn black.
Your eyes widen in confusion as you clicked your mouse urgently, just as you stopped and decided to check the screen.
Your computer opens again with the game still on but you're character is just looking at the towel where your last interaction with Tyrell is supposed to be.
"What the hell just happened?" You ask knowing that no one will answer, as you begin to wonder again.
'Maybe it's another glitch' You think to yourself but as your mind wanders on why-
A text box pop out of your screen. Your eyes widened bewilderment but you couldn't help but let curiosity get the best of you as you click the text box.
Your shock turned to fear as you hear the narrator read the text as your heart skipped a beat.
(They want you as much as you do, If given a chance. Would you let them fulfill your desires?)
Single! Pregnant! Mom Reader! x Dateables CONTINUATION
Baby & Dateables
Just Like Sophia you thought that personified Rejection himself would not really care about your baby.
Until you see him holding your child up to his face and hear him whisper "I'm going to teach you how to break so many hearts, my little heartbreaker. When you grow up everyone i mean everyone! Will fall in love and then you will break them and then Auntie Reggie's gonna be there and Laugh! Ha! Ha!" He says as he boops your baby's noise in which they reply with an adorable laugh.
Your Baby don't really understand on what the tall red man is saying but he likes the shiny things on his hair and clothes. So they try to reach out to one of the shiny things on his hair.
"Oh you wanna be pretty like your Auntie Reggie? Wait a sec- I got just the thing-" He snaps his fingers then a little broken heart hair accessory appeared out of thin air then he proceeds to attach it on your baby's hair. "There now you look like your Auntie Reggie, my future heartbreaker~"
Your child only giggles in response in which Reggie cooed as he starts talking more to your child.
You just smiles as you look at them by the door. Your heart feeling full at the adorable scene
You think to yourself, for a concept of rejection Reggie he always knows how to fill your heart with love ❤️
Ok so you did the one when us the reader is pregnant, what if the reader had the baby?? What would think the Dateables would do?? How would they help the reader??
DATE EVERYTHING! SCENARIOS
Single! Pregnant! Mom Reader! x Dateables CONTINUATION
Single! Mom Reader x Dateables
Baby & Dateables
Part 1, Part 2, Reggie's Part
Due to popular Demand, I have finally made a part 2 of this particular scenario, but this time it will feature after the Reader gave birth. So here's a treat everyone 😁 who wanted a continuation.
The Baby will be refered to as they/them or genderless for now, it's up to you on what they're gender is.
"You know...I haven't been breastfed as a child..." Tony wiggled his eyebrows as he looks at you while feeding your newborn.
You just narrowed your eyes at him then flicked his forehead, which he responded by a resounding yelp.
You then remind him of his current task on making sure that the newly built crib that he made is safe for your child. Which he immediately went to check on again.
It's been a few days passed ever since you gave birth to your little miracle. And you still remember the reactions of the objects when your water broke.
You giggled remembering that time as you slightly remembered Florence appearing and ordering Phoenicia to call the ambulance, as Celia is consoling you and calling someone to carry you to Koa. Farya teaching you breathing exercises and Teddy helping you calm your nerves until the ambulance came.
You vaguely remember leaving the dateviators to someone as the paramedics took you to the hospital where you gave birth.
Fast Forward when you finally got home carrying your newborn to your home. You saw the dateviators in the couch and remembered about the others.
As you put them on you're immediately surrounded by the objects asking you if you're ok and also about the baby as well. As you show them your little pride of joy in your arms there worries turned into relief as they cooed in the appearance of your newborn.
Then you remember Dorian, Farya and Celia controlling the crowd telling them to see you in another time to not overwhelm you as Dorian took you into his arms bridal style with your baby in your chest to bring you to your bedroom. You told Dorian that you could just walk to your bedroom but he insisted in carrying you so Farya could check on you and the baby.
You feel bad about leaving them while you're in the hospital but Celia told you not to worry about them and they understood the circumstances of your birth and they have been preparing your return while you're in the hospital.
You then smile as Dorian settled you into Betty as she and Mateo already prepared the other side of the bed with a blanket and small pillows to put your baby in.
After Farya's done with her check up in which she concluded that you are both healthy which you and the others are thankful for. she then excused herself and the Mayor as they went back to their respective places.
Then you feel yourself getting lighthearted as you watch your newborn rest. as the fears since you've returned melt away as you remembered the objects care for you which will soon be applied to your newborn as well.
You smile fondly remembering that time, as you sat in a chair near your bedroom as you began rocking your child to sleep again after they are done suckling.
Then you felt Chairemi coo at your newborn admiring their adorable face as Curt & Rod manifested to talk about your baby in hushed whispers as to not disturb your child.
A new surprise then happened when you thought that the ability to see the objects can only happen with the dateviators on. But you were surprised when your baby first opened their eyes and smiled at the first object they set their eyes upon in the middle of the night.
Which is Mateo who was very much shocked as he slowly let's one of his fingers close to the baby which they grabbed and cooed. Which made his heart swell with cuteness.
He then informed you and the others regarding this information which the other objects took in with excitement at the new revelation.
Because of that as time passes in your household all objects have settled a new routine with you and your baby. With nearly all of them being willing babysitters everytime you need to focus on your work or needing a break.
For example, whenever your child cries as they noticed you're gone when they woke up, they would immediately be calmed down by either Betty, Teddy, Dorian or Ben-Hwa who despite being a very bold is surprisingly good at calming down your baby with their smooth voice and calm demeanor.
Some objects immediately step in to carry your baby when they wake up so they could hang-out with them. With explicit instructions from you on how to carry your child.
Some objects would carry your child to let them in on some very child-safe activities which will be monitored by Dorian or Wallace to make sure your child is safe and also meeting their needs whenever they needed it.
Some activities which includes The Hanks letting the little house homie watch some of their stunts as the baby laughs in excitement at the group being boisterous and fun.
In the Home Gym, when the baby will eventually will be passed on by each of the objects in the Gym, Each of them either talking to the baby about their activities with Kristof telling the baby on how they will be a strong warrior someday, With Dunk and Shelley probably trying to teach the baby on how to crawl or roll over to impress you and with Stepford on which your baby immediately took a liking to him from how shiny he looks and looking at the Trophy with wonder.
Sometimes the objects in the attic will come down and look after your little love, infact some of them are very good babysitters.
Lady Memoria will reminisce and talk to you (if you're present) and your baby about your similarities and will also use some of your old toys from back when you were a kid for your baby.
Infact she probably was the one who helped you organized some old stuff from your attic to be reused or gifted to your child. Which you will be grateful for.
Sophia may come off as a suprise when being a babysitter for your child. You thought that since she despises disobedience she will be very annoyed at your baby who can't even comprehend things yet.
But you were shock on how good she is when she strutted in your office, carrying your baby who looks quite calm despite the big oversized black sunglasses in their eyes in her arms demanding you where you keep your child's formula and bottles so she could bottle-feed them.
You later found out that she was basically Monique's parental figure since she also can be a bit protective as her duty as a safe.
Speaking of Monique she is also quite helpful in doing some budgeting for your baby's needs and also for some reason, decides to teach your baby about how finances and budgeting works which your child just looks at them cutely while sucking on their pacifier.
And there is also Hector who pretty much cherishes your baby holding them in a way that a good father should. With his calming voice and loving demeanor which made him one of the best babysitters in your household.
At some point just like how Dunk and Shelley are trying to teach your child on how to roll or crawl on their own. There will be a little competition on who could teach/help your baby on achieving their very firsts so they could impress you.
With Phoenicia and Lady Memoria being there to take pictures and memories for every first achievement your baby does which is kinda wholesome.
Like with the Kitchen crew where the moment there's a green light on your baby being ready for solid foods they will be the very first to feed them.
As you sat in one of the Dining room chairs with your daughter/son in your lap you see Mitchell and the others preparing various foods for your child to try, you can't help but feel happy as you see their eagerness for another milestone for your child.
As they are done preparing the various foods each of them take turns on making your baby try some of the foods which includes some fruit and vegetable puree, infant cereals and more...
On which of them take in on every reaction your child makes to each food and making sure that they are not allergic to any food. Sometimes your child's reaction made them laugh like the one where Freddy made them try their first lemon slice which made say a few 'awws' and giggles as your child recoiled from the sour.
Then during bath time or change time you see Jean-Loo being the expert on changing the diapers on your baby whenever they poop or pee themselves which kinda makes sense.
And then there's Rebel who was warned by multiple dateables to watch their language whenever their around your baby. Which they are very annoyed by which is why they try to avoid your baby whenever it's bath time.
But unfortunately your baby quite likes them for some reason. infact whenever they see Rebel they start reaching out their little baby arms to them and cooing like their asking them to carry or just wanting to touch their yellow wing-like arms.
And as much as Rebel wants to leave they can't help but stay, cause the baby starts crying in fear of their favorite rubber ducky leaving. Which some of the other objects in present giggle and tease Rebel about it which will they respond with a glare or a hidden middle finger.
As some objects volunteer in being babysitters each have their own way on making sure your baby is taken care of. whether it will be them talking about their hobbies or just overall doing odd stuff to make sure your baby doesn't cry.
For example, You see some gossipy objects like Wyndolyn, Curt & Rod, Bathsheba, Scandalabra and Tina include your baby in their whenever the do a little gossip, one of them will hold your child in your lap as they talk. They would occasionally ask your baby something which the baby then respond in random babbles and sounds. Which they respond in "I know right?!" , "Preach it little man" , "Oh you are Soo right!" surrounding your child in laughs and entertainment on which your baby enjoys.
Some Calmer objects with good aura and a approachable presence are very good in keeping your child asleep.
Which include Teddy (obviously) in which your baby made him their favorite napping spot because of their storytelling, Betty, Koa, Able, Stefan and Gaia whom are also good napping spots when they're being carried.
And for your child's development and creativity Lyric, Keyes, Rainey, Miranda, Mac, Artt and Telly will help with your child's learning and artistic development.
As Keyes, Miranda and Rainey sing and perform for you and your Baby you see your darling's eyes grow wide with wonder as they smile and babble when those three performed.
Which is kinda funny as your child also reacts the same way when Johnny Splash and Jean-Loo performs as well.
Telly will make sure to show your child some educational and fun shows. None of those brainrot stuff. Infact there is a chance your baby will be shown some songs from Gracie's corner or shown some cartoon like Bluey or turn on some old cartoons like The Backyardigans. Your child will definitely grow up to be creative 😊
As your Child learns how to dance because of the shows and music televised by Telly, their little arms and legs waving in excitement while laughing. They will be joined by Bodhi who starts to dance and sing with your child.
Speaking of Creativity as they are exposed to Lyric and Artt they will soon learn on how to create art and stories. There will be a time where your child show you their creativity; either through a painting/drawing of you and them or a story that they made by themselves.
This will help them in their critical thinking skills in the future as both Chance and Parker and the rest of the Office Crew whenever they have one of their G&G game sessions. Sometimes they even let your baby join as an adorable character in each sessions.
There will be some objects who can get a bit protective. Like Bobby Pinn who at first will be all tough and uncaring at first saying that a baby is not that useful in a criminal empire.
Then you saw them crying while holding the baby as they cuddle them. Saying that they'll protect them no matter what. 🥹
Like Captain Jaques Pierrot who have decided to promote your child as his 'cabin boy' which sooner or later will be the 'first mate' of his crew. Despite the odd titles he gave to your daughter/son, Jaques will hold your baby gently as they interact with his eye patch wearing chick. Who your baby loves to touch it's fluffy feathers.
As the night falls and everyone lay to rest including you, Your baby will dream of Nightmare but this nightmare will not scare them. Oh no, infact Nightmare herself cherishes your little spawn as your baby looks at them with no fear as they smile, letting your little spawn laugh as they play with her various heads and arms, each eyes looking at your beloved spawn with fondness.
At some point each night you woke up urgently as you hear your baby cry. As you approach them to feed- you see a white shirtless figure already doing it.
Doug holds your baby in his arms talking to them with that deadpan voice of his on how they nearly woke up the entire household with their cries, making the others think that their hurt but no, you're just hungry. Doug says as he holds the milk bottle in his other hand as he talks to your child with no malice despite the words. You just smile fondly, That even Existential Dread himself can exist for your child without the feeling itself.
At some point you get confused, lost and wonder on how you can raise the little human. Despite the others saying that they will help you in any way they can nearly all of them have no experience in babies well except for one.
Mikey Transaction will guide you in childcare in anyway he can, as he got 3 kids himself. He is also one of the best babysitters in the home easily making your child laugh and relax and maybe someday he'll introduce you to his Kids as well.
Another contender for being good with childcare is Winnifred as she makes sure that every bath time the water is in perfect temperature. As she joins in the bath with you as she hugs you like a lover as you both make sure your baby is clean including yourself. And also making sure that every baby bottle or pacifier is sterilized and the milk formula will be warm enough for your baby.
During the time after you gave birth you will probably get a video call or text from your dearest friend Sam as she demands pics of your child and also will join you in shopping with your child as sooner or later will call her Auntie Sam.
As time passes with each day hearing laughter and feeling love, as your child grows up with the love and care they deserve. You begin sigh watching them hangout with various objects and concepts in the house each caring for your baby in their own unique way
You thought to yourself that you will be alone, being scared of the growing life inside of you. But as you watch your beloved child smile all your worries melt away.
As you feel someone's arms hold you in your waist you remember that you are no longer alone. As you have your friends and lovers beside you with your baby. You know that you will never feel that you're not enough ever again.
After all Home is where the heart is- as each day is filled with the love you have for your child and family.
I'm going to throw away that tentacled-haired s**toy incarnate by the end of this day!!!
You thought to yourself, as you try to walk normally feeling the pink butt plug shift inside as your muscles clench around the thing as you walk towards The Breaker box. Remembering the promise you made to Eddie and Volt to visit them after what happened between the two and you.
Then you remember the other promise you made to the accursed Pink-Haired S** Toy, Which is finally using them at least once in your lifetime. Which said s** toy decided to make it a challenge for you.
"Let this little thing stay inside of you, till the end of the day. If you want to make up for all the lost time we're supposed to have for each other~" Ben-Hwa sighed as they swooned on your bed, eyeing the box containing the accursed thing that is currently inside of you.
You let your thoughts wander during that time not knowing that you're about to bump into someone.
*BUMP* "Ah-!" You shout as you fall to the floor ass first feeling the damn s** toy go a little deep inside you.
"You should really watch where you're walking." Cam said as he looked down at you his calm face not changing as if bumping into him didn't faze him at all.
You glared at him but also wishing that he never noticed your already red face as you try to stand, trying your hardest to act normal as to not move that accursed thing inside you. "Wow. thanks for the help man." Sarcastically you say as you try to get up. as you try to stand up, you feel the thing shift inside of you again causing you to moan abruptly but immediately covering your mouth with your hand.
Red faced in shame and a little bit of arousal, your eyes widened.
As you remember the personified trash can Infront you.
Cam only stared his calm face becoming blank as he watch you try to compose yourself. But then he slowly stepped forward. Bringing his face close to you as you stepped back trying to get away as your back hit the wall.
While Cam only let his face get closer to yours and also putting one of his arms on the wall on the side of your head. As he leaned close and sniffed.
"I smell something...." He said eyes slowly moving across your face.
"Maybe that's just you trashman haha!" you fake a laugh in embarrassment trying to change the subject.
"I know what I smell. But you on the other hand..." He says as he uses his other hand to instinctively grab your ass. Feeling his fingers immediately go near your hole as he felt the bottom half of the accursed s** toy near your entrance.
You immediately panic, face getting more red with shame as you try to push Cam off of you but your weak human strength doesn't even budge him.
Cam grunted a little from your attempt to push him off.
but it didn't stop him from looking at you In the eye. Smirking as he takes both of your hands and immediately pinned them above you. "Didn't expect you to be a little naughty boy. hm?" He whispered as he moves closer to you. Feeling his hot breath on your face.
Your eyes widened with your face getting sweaty as you feel his fingers over your clothed backside giving a little pressure to that damn butt plug.
You immediately try to explain yourself. "Listen it's not my fault ok? I was just fulfilling a challenge for Ben-Hwa! I am not into this kind of sh-?!" Cam cuts you off by squeezing your ass, fingers pushing the s** toy as you moan.
"A challenge huh?" Cam says as his voice drops huskily. Squeezing your ass a bit more as you try to silence the dirty sounds coming from your mouth.
He pulls his head back as his eyes explore your body looking at your red face then moving down to your obvious erection.
Then he looks back at you with a smile as he immediately pulls down your pants along with your underwear as he turns you around and bends you over with your hands pinned behind your back.
You gasped as the cold air hits your ass as you wish that no other objects are looking for you.
As you feel one of Cams Hands glide over your hip towards your ass. Two of his fingers latch on to the back of the pink butt plug sticking out of your hole.
He whispered, "Let's make this challenge a little harder." Then he pulls out the butt plug from inside of you.
You Gasp in surprise as that damn thing has been removed from your ass with a plop. as you feel your muscles clench over the emptiness not knowing about Cam's other plans for you.
Cam pulls down his trash pants as he plunges his entire cock into you replacing the accursed plug as you moan in shock. Your feel your legs becoming jelly. As Cam starts to thrust his cock in and out of you. You bite your tongue trying to not let any sounds of pleasure burst out as to not let the other objects see you and Cam.
As you and him finally reached your peak as he finally came inside of you deeply. You feel yourself getting tired after he pulls out.
But then you immediately shout in surprise as he plunges in that damn s** toy again as keeping all his spend inside of you as he lets go of your hands and pulls back your underwear and pants up.
As you're still in shock about having the accursed thing being inside of you again. He pats your ass smirking as he leans down near your earlobe.
"You best not to let your two friends wait on you at the club." Cam says as he leaves towards his place at the Kitchen.
Leaving you as you try to stand up again your teary eyes glaring on to where Cam just left. Your legs quivering in response as you try to calm yourself.
Then you remember about the two promises you made, as you cursed to yourself and also to Cam for making this challenge harder and also to Ben-Hwa for making you do this challenge in the first place.
Your face hardens as you finally composed yourself. You finally managed to walk towards Volt and Eddie's club feeling the butt plug and Cam's spend move inside of you. As you hope that no one would notice of what you are trying to hide.
Not knowing that some other objects can be very perceptive....
This is my first ever smut fic. Sorry for using the wrong words. and also Cam being a bit OOC! I only knew his character from his introduction video.
English maybe my first language but I'm not from a English speaking country. Thank you 😊
Another version of the Self-Aware Au by writing-munchies but the Player is like @kingtism1 aka Antonio from TikTok who says the most unholy stuff to every dateable.
In this AU they can hear the Players comments to each and every one of them as they try their hardest to control themselves.
I will probably quote some of the unhinged stuff that the guy says and also add some of my own. I really recommend you guys watching his interactions but only if you are 🔞 like this fic.
Unhinged! Player x Self-Aware! Dateables
⚠️ 🔞 Content Incoming, No Sex but it is very much Implied ⚠️
"I respect your decision, but someday I wanna let you devour my ass like how a British man first tastes of Soul Food, eating it till there's nothing but slobber left on the plate."
Dorian freezes as he hears the Players first words to him as he tries to control the growing blush on his face as to let his his character sprite change because of the comment.
As the player leaves he finally let's out a breath of relief as he covers his face as he let's the growing blush appear on his face.
'What the bloody hell was that?'
Dorian thought to himself, as he steadies himself continuing his duty. He hopes that this will be last time he hears some unholy words from the player. Not knowing that this is only the beginning...
😏
"You think if I nutted, on him the fire would go out and he just dies?" The player wondered as they got introduced to Dante. "Hmm...I guess not." You smirked, "So Dante drop them drawers and we're gonna start frothing right now-
Dante felt as he's gonna lose himself as he hears the players comments to him. He knows he's hot, but he didn't know what to do with someone so direct, as hears the player continues their dirty rant to him-
"You might burn my dick off but it will be so worth it fucking the fireplace..." The player says no shame or regret coating their voice.
Dante feels the embers burn in his body burn hotter. Wishing that the player would never notice his face and his cock twitch. He never considered being dominated but he might make an exception for the bold player.
"It gets me so. Damn. Riled Up!" Reggie nearly screams in frustration. As he was about to scream at the player more, he hears them-
"Oh~ Reggie I want you to hatefuck me soo bad! I want you to bend me over and break me-"
Reggie pauses his rant.
"RIGHT NOW!" The player nearly screams in desperation.
His face turns into absolute shock. Then immediately turns into lust as his eyes darken. As he let's his character sprite continue the next dialogue.
He knew that this player was a bit wild hearing how they made the other objects and concepts get flustered. But he didn't know they were desperate. And he loves~ desperation.
As he finally settles taking back control to his character. He could feel himself wanting more of the players desperation....
The wildness and horniness of the players words flow through every dateables. Each words getting more freakier than the next as everyone in the game tries their hardest to control their character sprites as to not let the player know about how they're comments affect them.
And these comments are not limited to the conventionally attractive dateables. Oh no... the comments reached EVERY. ONE.
Like Sassy Chap who never expected to be one of the brunt of the players comments. as he feels the players long stare as he introduces himself-
"I want you to plug that heart-shaped mic into my pussy after you-" He nearly dropped his mic as the player explains they're desires in explicit detail.
as he tries to continue his script until he can't handle the comments anymore and left the scene abruptly.
You were in shock as the game restarts itself again for the umpteenth time. You knew there were some bugs and all but you were kinda getting a bit annoyed with the constant self-restarting of the game especially when you're in the middle of a scene with a Dateable.
You sigh as you press continue your game. Guess you're gonna have to continue your plan to go to the attic as you open your phone searching the ways to unlock it. As you scroll through your phone you learn that the only way to get to the attic is to find the Skeleton Key aka Keith.
As you read through the comments you notice the certain inputs about the Finely-Dressed Dateable.
"Oh? Now this is interesting..." You laugh to yourself. As you look back at your game beginning to prepare to find this certain Dateable.
But before that you still need to finish getting love endings to the others. After all it wouldn't take that long...
Cabrizzio does one of his flustered poses. One of his hands at the back of his hand closing his eyes as he let's himself hear the unholy words of the player, trying his hardest as to not changed his blushing expression change to pure desire.
"Yeah. I'm ripping you off the hinges- I'm throwing you on the floor and I'm riding you till you bust all over the room- and painting all the walls white-"
Cabrizzio tries so hard not to let the words affect him as he imagines the player actually riding him with passion-still closing his eyes as the player continues their rant on how they want to ride him. He feels his pants tighten up
Wishing that the screen will not show his arousal as the player clicks to hear his next words.
'Dios mio...please let my desires be heard! I want to feel them near me for I cannot handle it no more!'
Cabrizzio wished to himself as he let's the player interact with him till they got the love ending as he let his heart ache with want.
Curt smiles as he let Rod take his turn in their conversation with the player. Something about letting his 'creative juices flowing' which he agrees. Just as he was about to interact. They hear the player interrupt them as said.
"The only juices I want are the one that come out of your penis- So how about you both Eiffel tower me- and just fill me with your cum in both holes." The player says as he licks his lips.
Curt & Rod had their widen as they look at each other eyes filled with shock. Then they look back at the player still looking at them probably admiring their bodies.
On which they feel slightly exposed as both of them try to pinch each other to calm down and continue their interactive like it's nothing. As Rod adjusted his pants and Curt trying to calm his own heart down.
They really wish you could come to them so they could fulfill your promise cause they will never let you live it down.
"Do let me thrust the key into the lock! I want to open you all the way!" Keith exclaims to the player letting his arms spread wide like a mock gesture of embrace as he closes his eyes.
Keith knows that it's only a matter of time before the player realizes him. As he knows that he is the one who is slowly pulling the strings to get what he wants in the end. He then smiles showing his perfect teeth thinking that the player must be so flustered by his actions because of their silence.
He then opens his eyes, his expression turns bewildered as the player only looks at him blankly their eyes piercing through his body.
He immediately turns his expression into a loving one thinking that the player just needed to look at him more so they could feel his "genuineness"
But the player still continues to just stare at him blankly only blinking slowly to show that he is still paying attention to him.
Keith tries to not let himself get frustrated by the players indifferent expression. Then he senses some movement thinking that the player will click to see his next dialogue.
But then they saw them adjust themselves in their chair, then narrow their eyes with a grin as they shows their teeth like how the Cheshire cat as they move slowly towards the screen.
Keith can only freeze as he didn't really prepare himself from what's about to come.
"tsk tsk tsk. Keith...My dearest Keith, I know that you are a manipulate fucking bastard and I know what you're playing at acting all romantic and shit..." The player drawls as he stares at the sociopathic key-man.
Not knowing that said Key-man is trying not to break their perfect composure as he listens to you. Each of your words making his sweat a little. As you continue-
"I know you only want me to realize you, then leave me as if I'm a cheap whore. But I gotta tell you something big man..." You smirked your eyes focused on his.
If not for the fact there's a screen between you two he might as well think that you are truly looking into his soul.
"I am going to ride that bastard cock of yours till I'm satisfied after I tie you up like a damn bitch you are. Then I am going to slowly ruin you, biting you, marking you till you only remember nothing but my tight holes. As I kick you out of my house after I make sure that you will never get the satisfaction you want and will only remember me by the way my holes tighten your dick as I slowly choke you, which I know you'll enjoy cause you're a sick bastard. And I will abandon you like how you discarded Dorian the moment you are done using him. I'm gonna make you live your shitty human life only remembering me and not anyone else till the day you die~"
...
Keith fell silent in shock hearing the most disgusting, sinful and outrageous words that no one had ever had the guts to say to him to his face.
As he tries his hardest to not let both anger and arousal affect him as he gets way more frustrated either because you already figured him out or because he feels his cock harden with arousal as he remembers each and every filthy word that came out of your mouth.
As you finish your sinful confession to one of the most evil dateables. You press click anticipating his nest dialogue.
But all you see is Keith covering his blushing face. You were kinda confused on this new sprite since this was not shown on the guide.
You click again then a new sprite appeared with Keith just staring at you with a manic look on his eyes. You look closer then immediately shuddered. As you feel like he is truly staring at you.
You press again as he still stays in the same sprite but this time with a smirk as you click again, not expecting the dialogue that was definitely not in the guide as he says.
"Hahaha! I would like to see you try my darling, but remember do be careful on what you're asking for the only one that will be ruined here-"
The dialogue stops as you stare in surprise. As you are tempted to click again thinking that this new dialogue is just a joke until Keith smirks again but this time the eyes in his character literally making eye-contact with you as the next dialogue made you gasp In fear.
