#date everything au

[ironicorange]

hitmen in the making

[citrus-c0la]

POV: You're me doodling on a piece of paper until a new student suddenly comes into your college course

[space-dinosaurs]

I drew mac drinking cause i got tipsy after two sips of alcohol but then suddenly my pc monitor broke so instead i drew pcbm by @nilmats being angry cause why not?

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Sprite edits and a couple drawings I've done for a victorian era werewolf/vampire au me and some friends have been playing around with... I love them so much it's concerning for my health.

[ramshackledtrickster]

Another one for the Halloween glitch au!! This time of Volt and Eddie.

Au Context: A seasonal Halloween update on the dateviators is supposed to give your dateables cute new appearances to match the season, but it’s bugged out and instead turns the household objects into monsters as part of the glitch.

Eddie and Volt are based off the Chimera from Greek myth and Frankenstein’s Monster, and are one of the most dangerous members of the house once corrupted, making your power extremely unstable. Their design concept is also inspired by their hate ending, where Eddie is tucked and embedded away inside of Volt and Volt acts as an aggressive protector. Eddie’s horns frame Volt’s head and guides where he looks, and they are completely linked and enmeshed within each other. They only become volatile when their peace together is disturbed by any perceived threat.

Thinking about calling it the Fright-patch au or Scare-patch (like patches that come out after a game’s release) but I’m not sure, I’m still willing to take other options

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[writing-munchies]

Date Everything Self Aware & Obsessed AU PT.2— Eddie & Volt, Mac, Hoove

AN: A quick little something for 200+ followers, thank you all so much! That being said, I've had a panic attack and multiple breakdowns today, so my writing may not be my A-game, but I did write angst, so I might have cooked. Sorry for any mistakes as English isn't my first language:-]

WC: 1K

When you’re talking to Lux, even though you started off with hating them, they’ve kinda grown on you by now. You’ve started to spend so much time with them, they were just so fun now! Their jokes actually started to land and make you laugh really hard as you kept going through their dialogue every day, you, like any other player, usually forget to visit objects after getting their love or friendship ending. Volt & Eddie are no exceptions to this, sadly. Watching you aim those glasses at Lux every day, using at least one charge every day instead of coming to their show once, did piss them off. 

Eddie slammed his drink down on the counter with a huff as Volt rolled his eyes, the sound of Lux’s obnoxious laughter was drowning yours out and honestly, at this point it’s became so much. Volt has noticed how… agitated, when he- they both realized what they were. What you were. The fact that you’ve been romancing almost everyone didn’t sting as badly as finding out that nothing happened to the ‘MC’, you, the real human, just forgot about them or deemed their story done, without any say from them. 

Volt was pulled from his musings with an audible sigh from Eddie, “Hey,” he spoke softly, his hand caressing Eddie’s neck, “I’m sure we’ll find a way to get their attention back, we are the electricity! How hard can it be if Dorian, of all people, managed to mess up their game one time?” Volt’s heart sunk at Eddie’s gaze, he’d never saw his other half this… grim, before.

“It’s not about getting them back, Volt. Why did they forget in the first place? Were we too muc— did we do something wrong?”, his voice was gravelly, almost shaking with grief, as if they’d lost them. In a way, they were grieving, they were grieving the loss of your giggles when they flustered you, how you’d look at them like they were everything— they felt your gaze on them; it warmed their skin like the sun they never saw. 

The next time you’re talking with Lux, excited that it was most likely your last conversation before their route ended, you pressed on. All smiles until the power cut out. It was so instant you felt a little winded, the whole game just went dark, Lux disappeared, only the empty chat box in its usual place. Your heart actually picked up when you heard, “Ah, live wire! We’ve missed you…”

Mac feels empty. Not in the emotional way, oh boy they are full of emotions about you in that regard, they just… feel abandoned, tossed aside. They were one of the first to realize they were actually in a game and the puppet talking to them was controlled by a being so complex their CPU ran hot thinking about what you looked like. Your voice, whether a cough, sneeze, a coo at them or a comment about what they said, made their heart swell a thousand times more than when you double clicked. Though, you were save scumming, they found that term on the internet, trying to test every kind of ending you could get with them. Really, they are flattered and flustered that your attention was so fixated on them but, they hated the way you sounded when you kept picking the answers that lead to a hate end. There’s no way they’re letting that happen.

The next time you open their dialogue to finally get the hate ending and finish this god-damned challenge you forced on yourself, now though, Mac seems downright elated to see you. You… hurt them pretty badly, and yet they’re acting like nothing happened. Did you bug the game by how much you save scummed? You felt yourself freeze when Mac asked, “Hey, what do you say to being mine forever? Save the hassle for both of us? Oh, I’m overheating with the thought of hearing you say I love you to me!”, there’s only one option you can click, it reads, ‘Of course, I love you, Mac!’, your mouse moves on its own. 

Hoove knew he wasn’t an easy object, he never claimed to be one! He needs trust from a person he could even think to call his lover. When he realized what he was, when he saw just how hard you were trying over and over again, his heart warmed. He felt loved, yes he heard your disgruntled groans and huffs when you got his bad or friendship ending again, yes he wanted oh so terribly to reach out to you himself, but he couldn’t. He didn’t know how. When you stopped visiting him after a while, it felt like his heart was slowly sinking down to his stomach in this grueling pace. Every second he didn’t hear your adorable noises, your laugh, how you got up to get water and talked to your pets or to yourself about something to do with your real life, he felt like his heart could burst right there. Your very being consumed his, and yet, he just couldn’t break himself from his code. One time, you got so frustrated, he heard you crying. You probably had so much more going on and this was the thing that broke the dam, but… he couldn’t help but blame himself. He is too difficult to love, isn’t he? His vision blurred as he felt you closing the game, the tears threatening to fall any moment as he looked down, suffocated in a prison he couldn’t escape.

 His ears perked up when he heard you getting closer after a week or too, his heart doing jumping jacks inside his ribcage as you aimed your dateviators at him. In this state of euphoria is when you abruptly saw the love ending screen. You were confused but so happy, you saw a sprite you’ve never seen of Hoove before, his eyes full of tears but his smile wide, his dialogue read, “Finally…you’re here, again. I’m not wasting any chances anymore. Come here, to me.”

[cheesecakeria]

Date everything but with a house owner that's absolutely horrified to find out all the objects in their house are to some degree of sentient. Their interaction with Xxxshadowl0rdxxX Skips only solidified their embarrassment and overall extreme despair even more. What do you mean that the literal embodiment of darkness said he thought that almost all of your objects have heard you doing it? You couldn't even bring yourself to face Phonenica considering the nasty, vile things you've watched on your phone. Interacting with Mac nearly made you throw up and cry, considering all the ungodly amounts of porn you've searched up in the last decade.

Every new face you meet leads to you almost spiralling, what the fuck do you mean all those times you were walking around with just a towel Tyrell as coverage over a dozen people saw? You actually started to tear up when you met Tyrell, as a matter of fact. Oh god, all those times you walked around the house butt-booty naked because you could, there were over a dozen people witnessing your bare body in 4k. The conversations with any of the bathroom objects were nothing short of horrific either. Your eyes widened when you realized that your fucking toilet Jean Loo was alive too. You thought it'd be funny, but the moment the Dateviators actually worked, before the poor man you've been violating for your entire life could get a word in, you took the glasses off and ran towards your room.

Hell, your room wasn't even safe anymore. Your betty was frisky, your Ben-hwa was frisky, even your fucking Timmy was frisky!! Your closet wasn't even safe, you nearly had a heart attack when you found a body pillow that on everything, on your heart and soul, on your entire bloodline, you did not own in your closet. Meeting your Hanks was an experience too, you were a murder! An actual cold blooded murder, you've killed thousands of Hanks! All those poor souls lost because you couldn't be bothered to use your Phoneicia in the middle of the night when you wanted to go grab a quick bite. You actually started to sob when you found out your comfort Mateo was a real person too. You really, really hoped on every deity that you'd have at least that amount of dignity left, but no. The Mateo you had tucked between your legs night after night, the one you bit on, had makeup stains on, the one you jerked your shit under, was alive. Yeah, you couldn't show your face anymore. You absolutely could not.

Even after moving everything out of your room, Betty was pushed out next to Abel, Tina was talking with an annoyed Bathsheba, the Hanks had were fucking surfing in Jean Loo, Daemon— an actual living glitch in what ever messed up game you were in, was in a corner in the workout room. Diana was freaking out Stepford and Dunk, literally everything in your room had been cleared. Locking the door, you slumped against the wall with a sigh of relief and beads of sweat trickling down your forehead. Finally, putting on the Dateviators once more, you had a full blown meltdown meeting Celia and Florence, with Wyndonlyn and Wallace following in pursuit afterwards. Safe to say you had left the Dateviators in Jerry soon after and bought a hotel for a couple of days to sort yourself out.

unedited random thoughts part 3

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Date everything x Alice in wonderland AU I made a while back! (Part 1)