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@mason-kellum
dani-bradford:
@mason-kellum
“If you want to take a break and go enjoy the fun, you don’t have to stay back here with me. Things are slower.”
“Since it’s so slow, maybe we should bring the fun back here,” he shrugged, leaning in, as if to kiss her, but quickly, bringing his hand up to spray her with the water from the soda gun.
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Dani: No I didn't know this from the daily talk we have where you remind me though I'm still not entirely convinced. I don't need the other options. Option one is it for me. Nothing gets me more teary eyed than seeing your ass shake. Ugh I'm marrying such an uncultured man. I feel really dumb because I don't even really know how you go around that but I trust you with it and I want it with you. And you will lose.
Mason: Maybe you'll believe me when I tell you tomorrow. Okay, cool, cause I didn't really have other options in mind, all my eggs were in that basket. You're being too romantic right now. I'm not uncultured, fuck off! You're uncultured! Just... fingers. Talking fingers in and around your butt here. I'm glad you trust me though, just be open with me and it'll be alright. I could take you.
@mason-kellum
“Excuse me, is this seat taken?”
“Yeah, but you’re hotter than my date,” he joked with a flat expression, not skipping a beat as he pulled out the chair beside him. “You want her beer too?” He slid the one he’d ordered for her over.
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Dani: In this case you should have played dumb. Please do share. Would love to hear. Like hell he does. I mean you just know our wedding video is going to be touching as shit with that footage. Dr. Seuss isn't the only poet out there. Okay. Is that it? No. I want to try it. I really do. I'm nervous but I was just thinking about it and it used to be a hard no but I just really like the idea of you having absolutely everything. I will just not with you :)
Mason: Idk if you knew this, but I got into med school, so it's hard for me to play dumb, because I am so smart. Option number one involves my tongue. That's what I want our wedding to be... tear inducing, touching beyond belief. Don't believe that. Yeah? I like the idea of me having everything too. But we can ease into it too, I can, you know, play around back there a little before we go for it. Get you used to the feeling some and if you hate it we don't have to go forward. I'll fight you.
mrjoetate:
“I knew you’d be the only one who missed me” Joe said laughing. “How have you been?”
“The world is a scary place without you, man,” Mason joked. “I’ve been good, no complaints really, enjoying the summer heat really. How about you, man? Where were you off to?”
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Dani: Oh wow. Good for you for being half smart. Oh buddy that might be the only thing to save you. Good thing he has you to keep company. We can do it in unison. Wtf I am poetic as fuck. I rhyme things. No jokes. I am being serious. I just don't know how to like do it at all. I never did it with him. They still see through your bs.
Mason: Rather be half smart than no smart, that's what I always say. I could think of some other things to save me. No, he has us. What a wedding that would be. Bride and groom shaking that ass together. A couple that twerks together stays together. You don't rhyme enough. Damn, okay. Yeah, no, that's fine. Big thing is lube, plenty of lube. And then, yeah, we'll just go real slow. But... just want to say, obviously I am very fucking excited for this if it's something you want to try with me and stuff, but also if you decide you don't want to, that's fine. There's no pressure to go through with it. Fuck off.
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Dani: Oh great I am an aging overweight pal. Keep talking. You're doing great. Don't come on me! So I can't talk to a guy with an accident but you are all good with sharing me with Bill.
Dani: Make it a bacon burger and I will let you back in bed but no cuddling. You aren't burning AJ. He is a part of my life whether you like it or not! Just gonna twerk through the whole thing. Because a love poet. I was leaning towards trying it as a wedding present of sorts. I am looking at with 20 20 vision.
Mason: I felt like that wasn't going my way as I was typing it but still hit send. Fuck. Gonna have to be chopping wood when you get home. Well yeah, he's lonely.
Mason: You're gonna wanna snuggle this anyways. Fuck AJ! He's in your past, leave him there! That was gonna be my move though. Idk if I'd use poet, but sure. Were you actually or is this like a 'ooohhh get Mason excited and then crush his dreams' thing? Nah, you have blinders on.
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Dani: Old model is like classic! Old dog sounds like you are calling me a hag and bitch. Not today I don't. Mason, shut the fuck up about him!
Dani: Depends... You like my perverted mind. You want what is mine! That is what you are whining about! Ooo maybe someone could do a remix with them. Really do capture us. Niagara Falls for you. I was hinting letting you finally have anal and you want the customer to have it first? Cool. That isn't all that romantic.
Mason: Not true. People love old dogs. They're loyal and chill and low maintenance. You're already in your groove with them, they know you, you know them. Dani, come on now. Sorry for being friendly with our neighbors?
Mason: Burgers and milkshakes. I love it. Yeah, but I want what is yours in this instance so that I can burn the pictures of your old flame! Yeah, those songs DEFINITELY pair well together, no doubt. You can be so romantic. Well they can't touch it! But also not getting my hopes up about any of that. I've been burned by you before. You're just not looking at it right.
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Dani: I can't believe you just called me an old dog! I was excited to get home and have sex with you but that feeling has gone the more we text. So you and our dear old Bill can bond about having something in common!
Dani: You know that shit doesn't work on me. Come on, it sounded it! Maybe I will since this is clearly you being upset cause you are a gold digger! Ughhh I was still really feeling What's Your Fantasy but guess we can go with that. I'll be very impressed, babe. Was talking more about a certain part of it and I can't. Unless you'd like our customers to see. You're a jerk.
Mason: You called me an old model first! Nah, you still want to fuck me, don't play around like that. No, me and Bill only bond over your O face.
Mason: How about food? Can I interest you in that? No, you're just a gross pervert. I am not a gold digger! Shut your mouth with that. Maybe we can have two songs? They both feel too much like us. So impressed you'll be a lake down there. Well if one of them could help you get the right angle... who am I to say no? I am your jerk.
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Dani: Hey at least I am still keeping you! Stoppp I am never going to be able to look him in the eye again.
Dani: I like literally am so annoyed with you right now. That sounds weirdly dirty but you can't when you are the one flaking! I think the fact that you are my exception is more romantic! Oh you think you are strong enough to rip a $2,000 fabric? Neither are as tight as your fiance's ass ;) I already got the. Don't be rude.
Mason: I'm fucking young and spry, you're the old dog here! His wife doesn't put out anymore, it's not his fault. Never do that to me.
Mason: I literally love you so much. See where your mind is, ya perv. I'm not going to be blamed for this when you're the one doing the deed that is ending us. Should that song be our wedding song? Youuuuu areeeee the only exceptiionnn. I think I am, yeah! (if it has already been cut by scissors in places). Send me a pic to prove it. Gonna use them to wipe my aceeeee with.
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Dani: You can trust me. I may window shop but I still like the old model. I know you are joking but he gives me the creeps and now I am paranoid and we are never opening the blinds for sex.
Dani: If you fucking say it's your name one more time when you know why I hate it I swear to God, Mason Kellum! I am making it you can't take it! You knew this before saying yes. You were not my type when we met! I liked the smart stoic type. You were my exception. Ooo so just gonna do a little snipping as the night goes on and inspiration strikes? Oh you are right. I am so wet. This feels so good. It's okay, baby. I got some nice tight Carolina blue briefs for you.
Mason: I don't know that I appreciate you referring to me as your old model! He's a sweet guy! So what if he gets his rocks off to us every now and again.
Mason: I love you, Dani Bradford. Soooooooooooo much. Yes I can, you're breaking my heart, I can take your cake. Figured you'd try harder. No, I was your type, you just didn't know it yet. Exactly. The nice thing about that too is it'll be real easy to rip open at the end of the night and that'll be hot as shit. Begs the question, what's tighter, my spiral or my fiance's pussy? No.
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Dani: God, you are such a buzzkill! I never said I'd do anything with him. Oohhhh. Then what have I been practicing all those fake expressions for when we have sex?
Dani: No. That is just bullshit and you know it. With trying to act like I don't have a reason to be upset with you! I mean it will be like a bummer but I'm still getting cake. So hold on to your pride. Wow. You're that fragile you need to believe I would? I told you. You weren't my type! This is getting to be unhealthy. Where are the holes that you are cutting? Haven't needed to with you around. I don't have inspiration. I did. Picked out a couple pieces I really think you are going to like.
Mason: I thought I could trust you, but now you sound like you're just a little floosy making her way around town! You're doing that for our neighbor Bill. I told him he could watch us through the window.
Mason: You don't have a reason to be upset! It's your name! I'm taking the cake with me when I leave. You are so shitty at compromise. I know you would. I was me. I am your type. Always have been. Your face is unhealthy. I haven't fully decided yet, going to take artistic liberties in the moment. That's my girl. Um.... we were just talking about my spiral??? What more inspiration do you need? Well fuck. I shouldn't have asked that. Now I just feel bad I haven't picked out my lingerie yet.
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Dani: Do they go on trips and shit? Okay but what if that man has a cool accent? Yeah yeah totally. Didn't have sex with you the first half of our relationship but totally down to show it all to daddy69 on pornhub.
Dani: Don't you dare say that like you don't know what you were doing with that! You are making this worse for yourself. Eh who cares about that? Hey I am showing up. It's on you. Oh please. You'd wish and it would drive you crazy that I wasn't. Wow you are already victim blaming me! Sweet. That should be solid. Can't actually remember the last time I masturbated outside of the phone sex we had. Oh, Mr. Kellum, you have no idea.
Mason: I have no idea, but at this point I'm not sure I'm comfortable with you taking trips with other people! I'll still kill him. Well to be clear, your face is never being shown.
Mason: Sorry for loving you wholly, including your full name. How could I be making it worse? MY FIANCE SHOULD FUCKING CARE. It's not on me, I told you what I need for this to work and you're not meeting me there. You would have had a thing for me! You wouldn't have admitted to it, and yes, would have driven me nuts, but you would've had a thing. You were asking for it. Be sexy too. Show a little ass. No? Maybe you should now. So you picked out the dress, did you pick out the lingerie?
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Dani: I like to take a more hands on approach to helping others. Especially men between the ages 28-38. I don't think dicks make that much unless they are going into someone while being filmed!
Dani: No. The moment you disrespected me with that it became my bed. Wow I finally get to be your first in something. You don't get to know what is in my vows. So fine don't show up. See what I care. Yeah not my type... Yeah exactly then you fell in love with me and were soooo whipped. Would have been whipped for me then too. Do not see how that is gonna work with the dress I got. Probably will just never need porn again and put on that every time. Can't wait to legally be yours too.
Mason: I can take some more shifts if you want to join habitat for humanity. If you lay your hand on another man I'll have to kill them. How do you feel about starting your porn career?
Mason: I said your name! That isn't disrespectful! You were my first real heart boner too, don't sell yourself short. Can't believe you'd be that content with not marrying me! What the fuck! Nah, you would've been like all the other biddies wet for me in the stands. Don't try and make me embarrassed of loving you, asshole! You're going to shame me into being verbally abusive. I'll slit some holes in it to make it work. You mean you don't masturbate exclusively to videos of me already? I can't wait either. Wedding sex is gonna be so sick.
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Dani: Can't believe you would deny me being charitable! Do that and know that dick will never be in me again. Unless you make a lot of money then I will allow it.
Dani: You are not sleeping in my bed tonight. I'm just gonna throw them on you to watch you glisten. I already wrote my vows and didn't put that in there so doesn't count. If you were super cocky and popular I would not have liked you. Never know though. Meeting me no matter when could have made you want to be ready. Don't see it happening as I rarely wear them. Probably just cum every TD. Good because I want every inch of me to belong to them.
Mason: You can give as much money to the Salvation Army bell ringers as you want. ...are you doubting that I would make a lot of money?!
Mason: No, I'm sleeping in our bed. Oooohh, I like that. I've never had water tossed on me while bein objectified. I'm not marrying you if that's not in your vows. I wasn't a dick or anything. Just a hoe. Maybe it would have, maybe you're right there. Not really like I was super ready when we did meet. Well... wedding night. Gonna be cumming a lot. That clit is gonna be throbbing, babe. Oh it does, whole package is mine, babe. Whooole damn thing.
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Dani: You weren't the first and you won't be the last, I reckon. It just fills every hole the way it is so thick and hard. Should be used as the after picture for penis enhancements it's that good.
Dani: Well you're right. My dad is the angel. Has to be to deal with the rest. I don't know that I can physically survive this. Hey. They are my photos. You can't touch them. Why is that? Because you knew you wouldn't land me? That sounds fun too. Homecoming yeah. We used to get drunk and play soccer. Is that your dream? Me wanting to have sex with you while watching your reel? I like your hands on them.
Mason: I best be the last for you! Well now I'm just thinking of the possibilities. Should I try and go into dick modeling?
Mason: Danielle, be nice. I'll be sure to have a few glasses of nice cold water around to help you cope. What's yours is mine and we don't own pics of other men. Nah, I'd land you no problem. But I was not ready for you at that point in the journey. Some years we'd do a fire and shit, but yeah. I mean a keg and friends is always fun. The fuck, I wanna see you playing soccer in a dress. I just think that's what would happen. You'd start touching yourself out of nowhere, not even realize you were doing it. Not a place on your body I don't want my hands.
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Dani: Yeah well you looked desperate. Only reason I let you stay. I am completely fine. My mouth could use the rest from working such a bigggg fat dick.
Dani: Don't force me to be in the face of evil. If you are joking you should know that is super cruel because I have never wanted anything more. I won't. I am keeping AJ's side of the photos. If I would have let you. Idk about wild. We'd usually bring a few kegs to the beach and have a fire. My mom always got pissed the dress would covered in sand when I got back. Totally gonna judge your every play. Well yeah it does.
Mason: Not sure everyone would be as kind as you to invite the desperate guy to live with them. Ohp, that got me going. Talk about how big my dick is some more.
Mason: It's your family, they're not the face of evil, you nut! I can make your dreams come true, babe. Oh no you fucking won't keep pictures of this foot fairy! It's definitely for the best we didn't meet in high school though. Fuck that sounds a lot cooler than drinking in a field. You stayed in your dress at the beach? Wow. I'm impressed. You're just gonna be impressed. Probably start getting wet at my spiral. Those legs do big things for me.
