I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
He’s terrible about procrastinating. Like to the point that you have to be moral support when he has to finish a semester-long project in one night
Half your texts with him are just you reminding him that he has homework due or an exam this week
Eren isn’t someone who’s just naturally intelligent so unfortunately he has to put in a lot of effort to do well in his classes
He puts things off for awhile, but he always gets it done eventually
If he gets assigned lazy people for a group/partner project he is SO quick to let the professor know he did his part while they did nothing
He may not be the most organized student but he does actually take his grades pretty seriously and doesn’t like other people jeopardizing his gpa
At least once he’s had to send a very desperate email begging for his grade to be rounded up
His study methods are very unique
Eren is the last person you should ask for help with studying bc the way he memorizes things and makes things make sense is very specific to him only
He pushes himself too hard sometimes bc he sees a lot of things as a means to an end
He’s a “grit your teeth and do it” kinda guy so if he has to pull three all nighters in a row to pass a class then so be it
Finals week means he has absolutely no rules. His caffeine intake is no one’s business, not even his own. He gets takeout for every meal. Makes himself very at home in the library. Doesn’t know when he last slept for longer than 5 hours
He’ll rest when the semester is over
Definitely has been in a situation where he’s had to lock in at the very last second to turn his C- into an A
it’s really important to me when men put their heads in women’s laps. one of the most important things i can see on my tv. men laying their heads in women’s laps or men sitting and women standing and the man holds her around the middle and presses his face into her tummy as she hugs him around the shoulders. two very important poses. extremely soul igniting tableaux.
🃁 Mark Grayson x fem!tailor!reader (both college-aged or older)
🃁 synopsis: Mark needs his suit repaired and prefers you to Art. Mark suggests you call him when you need help, and you offer the same in return. You get more than an escort and Mark gets more than a tailor.
🃁 cw/word count: fluff, r is Art's apprentice, first kiss. 1.5k+ words
🃁 masterlist
“Something wrong?” Nolan asks, leaning against the doorjamb.
Mark flinches, his hand falling away from the jagged tear in the side of his suit. “Uh… no,” he answers.
“I’ve been through a lot of suits,” Nolan admits. “It means you’re good at your job.”
“Wouldn’t not tearing the suit mean you were doing a better job?” Mark checks. “You know, ‘cause you wouldn’t be getting hit?”
Nolan pushes off the wood, waving dismissively. “You’re reading too much into it. Take it to Art; he can patch it up for you.”
Mark hesitates briefly, then nods. “Yeah,” he agrees.
“And do it quickly,” Nolan adds from down the hall. “Never know when you’ll need it.”
“Right,” Mark whispers, meeting his eyes in the mirror. “Because he was so thrilled the last time I woke him up in the middle of the night.”
He walks out of the bathroom, peeling the sleeves of the suit toward his wrists. His mom and dad are in the kitchen, out of sight and too busy talking to give him another lecture about taking his clothes off in view of the stairs. You surprise one of your mom’s friends one time, Mark thinks bitterly.
Collapsing onto his bed, Mark taps his phone. He knows Nolan is right; he should get his suit fixed before he needs it. But calling Art in the middle of the night sounds like a terrible idea, even if he is invincible.
Mark pulls the tear open above him, sighing when he realizes he can’t staple it closed. Maybe he could just wear a t-shirt beneath it if he has to go out tonight.
The sudden vibration of his phone startles Mark, but he answers quickly when he sees who’s calling.
“Hey!” Mark greets, perhaps a bit overeager.
Across town, you lay on the cool wooden floor of your sewing room and smile. “Hi,” you reply when Mark answers. “Saw your fight on the news. I put fifty dollars on ‘Invincible is now laying in his bedroom and/or bathroom looking at his messed-up suit, too scared to call his tailor.’ How’d I do?”
“I… How would I lay in my bedroom and bathroom?” Mark wonders.
“Ever heard of an en suite?”
“Oh. Right. I- Yeah, you may get your money back on that one.”
“Yes!” you cheer. “Hey, at least I didn’t bet against you getting thrown into a food truck. Oh, wait…”
“Salt on the wound,” Mark sighs, tossing an arm over his eyes as he smiles. “Why are you even watching the news at this hour?”
“I’m pretty sure it’s the only channel the shop gets.”
“The shop?” Mark repeats, sitting up. “You’re at work.”
“Mmhmm. You coming by?”
The line beeps, and by the time you set your phone aside and sit up, Mark is in Art’s shop. He’s wearing Science Dog pajama pants, empty-handed.
“Forget something?” you ask, pressing your hands against the floor to stand.
“Huh?” Mark looks at his hands, then causes a gust of wind before he returns with his torn suit. “Sorry,” he says as he hands it to you.
“Torn suit means you’re doing your job right,” you muse, turning on the light over your worktable.
“My dad said the same thing,” he murmurs, pulling up a chair to sit beside you. “I don’t-”
“Not the act of getting it torn,” you amend, focused on keeping the stitches straight and as hidden as possible. “You’re out doing something, putting yourself between evil and its target. Means you’re doing good.”
“Oh. Yeah, that’s a better explanation than my dad gave.”
You nod, pinching a needle between your lips. “He’s not big on talking to me,” you mumble.
“He talks to Art,” Mark points out. “Maybe you intimidate him.”
“Yeah,” you scoff. “I intimidate Omni-Man. We both know you’re a little scared to walk in here, but I think my sunny disposition and easy to talk to-demeanor help you.”
Mark shifts in the chair, watching your face as you work. It’s true, at least in part. He finds it’s much easier to talk to you than to Art. Maybe it’s because you’re closer in age, maybe it’s because you’re pretty and you make him smile, maybe he really is scared of Art. Regardless, Mark would rather come into the shop knowing you’re here alone than-
“Do you walk home?” he blurts out.
“Sometimes,” you answer. Glancing up at him, you add, “Why?”
“Alone? At night?”
“Yes. Don’t tell Art, he’ll say-”
“You really shouldn’t do that,” Mark interrupts, unknowingly finishing your sentence. “It’s not safe.”
“I’m aware, Mark. I’m not completely helpless.”
“It’s not about you. It’s everyone else.”
“What would you have me do instead?” you ask, setting his suit down. “Leave Atom Eve’s suit separating at the seams? Make the Guardians wait for patches or new suits? Mark, this job doesn’t really give time to call a cab.”
“Then call me.”
You freeze, your hand spread over a sewing kit. Beside you, Mark’s eyes widen as he looks away from you.
“I just mean, you know, that I could walk you home or stay on the phone. Safety is important, and it… It was just an idea,” he rambles.
Swallowing, you spread your hands to check the repairs to Mark’s suit. It looks fine, despite the distraction of having Mark Grayson sitting beside you, his warmth pressing against you as he watched you work.
“Did you mean it?” you check.
Mark nods, his fingers hooked in his lap. You pull your bottom lip between your teeth and offer Mark his suit.
“Thanks,” he says, brushing his finger over the new thread.
“Are… are you free now?” you question, turning off your lamp. “I’d like to get some sleep before Art calls me in at sunrise.”
“Yes,” Mark agrees immediately. He raises his hand, smiling when you lay your palm over his. “For the- for the call or the walk?”
You hold his hand after you stand, dropping it between your sides. “The walk,” you answer. “Please.”
“Okay,” Mark whispers to himself. “This is fine.”
“Is it?” you check. “You seem a little nervous.”
“Well, yeah. Why would I not be nervous?”
“Because it’s me.”
Mark tips his head, though you’re unsure if that means he’s agreeing with you or because it being you is why he’s nervous.
“You can call me next time,” you say while Mark opens the back door of the tailor shop. “Ripped suits are an easy fix. Broken goggles, not so much, but still doable in a night. Just let me know, okay?”
“Art shouldn’t make you work so much,” Mark replies.
“I don’t mind the night shift. Gives me time to think, lets me help the heroes that need it the most.”
“Like me? Thank you, by the way.”
“Sure. And I mean it; call me next time.”
“If I call you when I mess up the suit and you call me when you work late,” Mark muses, “we’ll be on the phone all the time.”
You smile, bumping your shoulder against Mark’s arm. “Would that be so bad?”
Mark smiles at you, slowing beneath a streetlight. “No,” he whispers. “It wouldn’t.”
“Art?” you call. “I finished the… cape.”
The shop is empty, a scribbled note from Art taped to his desk. You tap it, then place the folded cape beside it. It’s nearing midnight, a fight rumbling somewhere in the city. It’s been a few days since Mark walked you home, but you haven’t spoken to him since. There’s a chance he’s the one fighting or that he’s busy. Still, you pull your phone out and dial his number.
Your hand is on the doorknob to leave, convinced that Mark won’t answer.
“Hey,” Mark greets. “I’m outside.”
You hang up on him and pull the door open. His hair is messed up, a few strands hanging in his face as he smiles.
“Thank you,” you say, closing the door behind you.
“Sure,” Mark replies.
You reach up without thinking, brushing his hair out of his face. When you realize you’ve invaded his space, you pause. Mark leans into your touch, raising a hand to keep you close.
“Is this about to become more than you walking me home?” you whisper when his fingers meet your skin.
“I- I mean, yeah, I’d like that,” Mark begins.
You don’t let him continue, dropping your hand to cup his cheek as you kiss him. Mark hums against you, then snakes a strong arm around your waist, pulling you closer.
“Was that…” Mark interrupts himself to press another kiss to your lips. “Was that okay?”
“Yeah,” you sigh, pushing your hands up his arms. “It was great.”
“Cool. Good. Maybe we should do it again, then.”
“Maybe we should,” you agree.
After another series of quick pecks from Mark, he directs your arms around his shoulders, then pushes off the ground. He doesn’t walk you home tonight. Instead, he flies, but you don’t feel quite as high as when he kissed you.
“When was the last time Mark was in here?” Nolan asks before taking a drink of the beer Art offered.
Art shrugs, reattaching Nolan’s cape to his suit. “You’d have to ask my apprentice.”
“Oh?” Nolan asks, lifting a brow.
“’Fraid so.”
Nolan purses his lips, then muses, “I was beginning to worry he didn’t have it in him.”
mark grayson kisses his partner like he’s about to take a deep breath before heading into space. he breathes you in, like your his oxygen supply and he’ll suffocate without you. mark knows he sounds cheesy whenever he tries to explain that feeling to william or anyone else, so he keeps his thoughts to himself.
mark grayson smiles whenever he kisses his partner, because why would he ever frown. even if he’s having a shitty day, week, month, year, mark will come and give you the biggest kiss with a humongous grin on his face.
mark grayson holds your hand like he’s hand making jewelry, he’s careful. he doesn’t want to be so rough with you, scared you’d break within his grasp. mark underestimates his own strength, he’ll never forgive himself if he were to hurt you.
mark grayson loves when you give him kisses unexpectedly, they’re like rewards. he finishes his meal and cleans the dishes? he’ll earn a kiss and cheek squish. you’ve noticed how he tends to lean into your kisses, melting under your touch, marks wrapped around your finger.
mark grayson who flies in the air, the sun kissing his face as he thinks about you. the atmosphere was so beautiful, it reminded him of you, how you’re so effortlessly stunning. mark texts you a photo of the sun hitting the clouds, his next message read—‘date here tmrw!’
mark grayson who doesn’t think he’s needy, he just likes being around you. his eyes linger on you while your out shopping, he likes how intense you get whenever looking for clothes. mark likes how goofy you are, even if he’s the goofiest out of you both.
— warnings: mentions of smoking, eren being kind of weird
Eren is a little obsessive about you. Like to the point that he can’t completely open up about how he feels about you without it sounding really weird
He’s quieter and keeps his circle very small, so he probably watched you from afar for a while before actually trying to get to know you
But once you’re together he’s very protective over you, almost possessive but he never crosses the line
For your one year anniversary he bought one of those padlock chains and gave you the key
He has no clue where you’ve put it btw, which he loves bc it makes him feel like he really is yours for as long as you want him
Lowkey really wants a lock of your hair to put in a locket or something but doesn’t know how to ask without seeming creepy
He likes scary movies but not necessarily like jump scares or slashers. He’s more into things that are kinda disturbing and more psychological
Loves horror video games though
Journals religiously. He probably goes through at least 1 or 2 journals a month
He fills them with anything and everything: sketches, doodles, polaroids, entries about his day, entries about his feelings, entries about you…
Had a phase where he tried writing poetry but his mom found it and he got so embarrassed that he stopped forever
Plays the guitar on and off. Gets very into it for a few weeks but then he gets busy and it goes untouched for months
Has an insane tech deck collection that’s probably as old as he is
Eren really loves physical media. He likes to buy disposable cameras and uses pretty much all the film taking pictures of you
Not big on vinyls but he loves to collect CDs, it’s cheaper and plus he can play them in his car too
As far as appearance goes, he likes to keep his hair about shoulder length in kind of a shaggy cut
Once tried to dye his hair black (even though it’s already pretty dark) and it turned out so patchy and uneven that he cut it short and would not leave the house without his hoodie up
It took eren a while to find his own style but he tries to keep it simple and comfy while still reflecting his interests
Studded belts, dark jeans, band tees, heavy boots, lots of denim and leather
He takes his jewelry more seriously though. He wears a lot of silver rings and chains and likes chunky bracelets
Has a few ear piercings and a matching eyebrow piercing with Connie
They were supposed to get their belly buttons pierced but he chickened out last minute
He also wanted to get his lip pierced but decided against it when he realized he wouldn’t be able to kiss you while it heals
Feels so cool when he has his nails painted but he’s a nail biter so he doesn’t paint them anymore </3
Eren isn’t too particular about his partner’s style
If you dress like him then he likes that you look like you belong together
But if you’re the opposite then he also likes the contrast between the two of you
Eren has horrible insomnia </3 but he thinks the dark circles under his eyes makes him look cooler
He only really sleeps well when he’s with you
He used to smoke but tries really hard not to anymore bc you said it’s bad for him and you don’t like the smell
Tried vaping instead but quit bc it doesn’t look as cool as a cig </3 whatever works I guess…
He still has a pack hidden away for when he’s really stressed
does anyone have any eren jaeger fic recommendations but like i dont want them to be really long and also eren has to be a yearner i don’t make the rules
you peer over as he plants his face into his hands, the glow of his computer cascading over his face depressingly.
"on what?" you ask.
he gestures to the screen filled with anatomical drawings and labels with words you don't even think you could pronounce. he had been struggling lately with his studies, having to memorize all sorts of different bones and muscles for his final exam.
you chuckle, "what even is that stuff?" you push yourself closer to him on your rolling chair, softly bumping into him. he flashes his canines in a shy smile as you rest your cheek on his arm.
"this is just the face," he complains, "this one is the muscles, then this is the bones, then this is everything else."
he doesn't scroll down any further, he knows how squeamish you get around blood and things of the sort. you analyze the photos, the model, if that's what you should call it, kinda looks like you. an idea pops into your mind.
"can't you use my face?" you think out loud.
"huh?"
"just touch my face, you can locate the whatevers," you gesture widely to the screen, "it'll help you understand things realistically."
he slowly inches closer, almost hesitating. he lands on the side of your face, pressing gently onto a bone slightly higher than your cheek. his head swivels from the images back to your face, studying you intently. his eyes stare at you vividly.
he mumbles incoherently as he moves across you. he probably knows your face better than you do at this point. eventually, he's down at your collarbone, the hem of your shirt laying low. everytime you swallow hard, hitch your breath, or your heart skips a beat, he feels it. a smirk slides onto his face and you begin to wonder if it was ever about studying in the first place.
Eren as the bartender at your job that you gossip (and lowkey flirt) with when it’s slow and you only have like one or two tables
And one day you get a particularly rude and snobby couple at one of your two tops and when you go into the walk-in to cry he’s already in there… hitting his vape…
And seeing you so upset breaks his heart in a way he doesn’t expect and he pulls you into a hug before he realizes what he’s doing
But while you’re sobbing into his arms he’s so gentle and sweet to you in a way that surprises you and has you wondering what he’d be like outside of the restaurant you work at..
Eren as the bartender at your job that you gossip (and lowkey flirt) with when it’s slow and you only have like one or two tables
And one day you get a particularly rude and snobby couple at one of your two tops and when you go into the walk-in to cry he’s already in there… hitting his vape…
And seeing you so upset breaks his heart in a way he doesn’t expect and he pulls you into a hug before he realizes what he’s doing
But while you’re sobbing into his arms he’s so gentle and sweet to you in a way that surprises you and has you wondering what he’d be like outside of the restaurant you work at..
READ TO THE END IF YOU WANT TO MASTER SHIFTING REALITIES, VOID STATE, LUCID DREAMING, ASTRAL PROJECTION, AND SLEEP PARALYSIS
INTRODUCTION
please read at least this paragraph to the end. i know many people roll their eyes and scroll when they are told to apply the law of assumption, be persistent and ignore 3d. you may think that this is long, tedious and will not work, and you’d better try that new x method, thanks to which you will definitely shift or enter the void tonight. “i have difficult circumstances. i need this today. i don’t want to waste time on the law of assumption”. okay, and how many of “those nights” have passed? how many years have you been trying? how many times have you achieved success after making such statements? how many times have you disregarded the law and woken up again in this reality without your desires? and how many more years are you going to waste your time? break the cycle. in a week in goddess state, you will achieve more than if you tried a new method every day for a year
still don't want to apply the law of assumption? come on, try to shift or enter the void state today. if you don’t succeed (and i’m sure of this, forgive the harshness), then you will return to this post, read it completely and carefully and follow my instructions
LAW OF ASSUMPTION
back to basics. i highly recommend you read all these posts. please read, maybe you will find new information or understand something that previously raised questions for you:
— LAW OF ASSUMPTION: A BASIC GUIDE
— LAW OF ASSUMPTION : THE WHOLE RUN-DOWN
— AN ASSUMPTION
— A SIMPLE GUIDE TO STATES AND MANIFESTATION
— A SIMPLE GUIDE TO THE LAW OF ASSUMPTION
— THE ONLY LOA POST YOU'LL EVER NEED
— DARE TO LIVE IN THE END
— FIRST THE MIND MUST CHANGE, AND THEN THE WORLD
— ENGRAVE THIS PROCESS INTO YOUR MIND & MOVE ON
— WHERE IS THE STUFF THAT I MANIFESTED
— ARCHIVE OF SOURAPPL3S'S POSTS
— GUIDE ON HOW TO APPLY LAW OF ASSUMPTION
— MY FAVORITE LUCKYKIWIII101'S POSTS THAT EVERYONE SHOULD READ
“an assumption, though false, persisted in will harden into fact”. your thoughts, beliefs and assumptions create your reality. we are used to thinking that 3d is our true reality, but this is not so. 3d is a mirror that reflects your 4d
if you want something, then all you have to do is decide that you already have it and be persistent. many of you misunderstand the meaning of this word in the context of the law of assumption. repeating affirmations, listening to subliminals for 24 hours and doing methods at every opportunity is not persistent. “persistence is remaining in a state of fulfilled desire. to be persistent means to stick to your assumptions regardless of what 3d reality shows you. if you react to 3d, then you are not persistent”
by reacting to 3d, you do not allow new assumptions to form in your subconscious. imagine that 3d asks again and again if you are sure that you have mastered void, shifting realities, lucid dreaming, etc. “are you sure? are you 100% sure? but you said before that you always fail. i don't think you're sure. look, you woke up again in this reality without desires. what? do you really believe what you're saying? i ask you again, are you absolutely sure?”. instead of giving a positive answer every time, you immediately give up and scroll through tumblr looking for a new method. you must be persistent, even if you do not get what you want in 3d after a week, a month or a year
(this is a bit of an exaggeration because i said it as an example., but i forbid you to think that manifestation lasts that long. “both 3d and 4d always show me only what i want to see. my 3d instantly reflects my 4d,” — this is your new assumption, whether you like it or not)
if you have negative thoughts, and we most likely will, then immediately replace them with positive ones. negative thoughts also include anticipation of desire. remind yourself again and again that you already have what you want and you are not waiting for it to manifest itself. if you catch yourself thinking that you are waiting for your manifestation, then remind yourself that you already have it
don't think that negative thoughts are ruining your progress or that you have to start over. no, as long as you are on a mental diet, you are doing everything right. by the way, posts about mental diet that you must read:
— MENTAL DIET TECHNIQUES
— THE MENTAL DIET
— MENTAL DIET AND SHIFTING
— MENTAL DIETS
what if you forgot about your mental diet for a whole day or more and were in a state of lack the whole time? decide that it didn't happen. no, don't feel like you have to start over. there is no beginning and end. decide that you have been persistent all this time. revision — 001, 002. replace these memories with something pleasant and that’s it
FULL GUIDE
DECIDE
literally right now, decide that you have mastered void, shifting realities, manifestation, lucid dreaming, sleep paralysis, and astral projection. don't you dare pick one thing from this list. take my advice and decide that you've mastered it all. do you just want to shift on command? okay, but the ability to instantly enter the void and control dreams wouldn't be out of place, would it? especially considering that you don't have to put in any effort, you just have to decide
decide that you are a master of manifestation. decide that you are manifesting desires instantly. decide that 3d instantly reflects 4d. decide that both 3d and 4d show only what you want. decide what always works in your favor
decide that you are a master of the void state. decide that you have the perfect void concept. decide that you can easily enter the void state anytime and anywhere. decide that you have been successfully inducing pure consciousness all your life. decide that to enter the void you just need to close your eyes. decided that every night you wake up in a state of void being aware
decide that you are a master shifter. decide that you shift easily and effortlessly. decide that you are in your desired reality right now. decide that you always wake up in your desired reality. decide that you shift on command. decide that the intention is enough for you to shift. decide that you have successfully shifted all your life
decide that you are a master of lucid dreaming. decide that you have lucid dreams every night. decide that all your life you have seen only lucid dreams. decide that you are in control of your dreams. decide that you easily shift from a lucid dream. decide that you effortlessly enter the void state from a lucid dream
decide that you are a master of sleep paralysis. decide that closing your eyes is enough to induce sleep paralysis. decide that you are always relaxed and calm during sleep paralysis. decide that you have safe sleep paralysis. decide that you wake up several times a night in sleep paralysis. decide that you can easily induce sleep paralysis in less than a minute. decide that you can easily shift from sleep paralysis. decide that you effortlessly enter the void state from sleep paralysis
decide that you are a master of astral projection. decide that you astral project every night. decide that all your out-of-body experiences are safe. decide that you can easily shift from astral projection. decide that you effortlessly enter the void state from astral projection
decide right now or after you read this post. don't put it off until tomorrow or monday
MANIFEST
important part. manifest your desires. solve any problems using the law of assumption. you can do it right now, you don't have to wait until you enter the void or shift. it's easy. all you have to do is decide. i’m not asking you to affirm, listen to subliminals, do sats, etc. you just need to think that you already have everything you want and be persistent in this assumption
want a new phone? ok, just decide that it's already yours. you don't have to try to enter the void tonight to manifest a new phone. do you have the flu? decide that you are always healthy (by the way, this does not mean that you should not take medications. take them, but be persistent in the assumption that you never get sick). again, you don't even have to move your fingers. besides, negative beliefs will not make your life better. do negative thoughts fulfill your desires? no, so why pay attention to them? just enjoy the feeling of fulfilled desire. just enjoy the fact that you always get what you want
by the way, manifest something "unrealistic". telekinesis, magic wand, the ability to fly or talk to animals. there’s nothing difficult about randomly remembering once a day that you can fly, right? let your subconscious know that you can literally do anything
PERSISTENCE
my honest opinion: if you are not able to be persistent, your desire is not that important to you. if you react to 3d and give up, then you don’t want to change your life so much. in order to manifest what you want, you need to be persistent in a new assumption
4d is true reality, 3d is a mirror. live in your imagination, live in the end, only then will 3d reflect your new assumptions and beliefs. these people achieved success because they accepted that imagination is the only reality. you are no worse than them. you can be persistent. and you will be persistent
know that your failure will not affect my life in any way. but it will affect you. if you finally become persistent, then you will get everything you dreamed of all that time. do it for yourself. do it for the sake of experimentation. what if you succeed?
METHODS
let's start with the method of manifestation. all i require you to do is decide, be persistent, ignore 3d, replace negative thoughts with positive ones. this is literally the basis of the law of assumption
in addition to this, you may want to use manifestation methods such as robotic affirmations, subliminals, sats, meditation, etc. overall i'm 50% okay with it. everything is fine as long as you don't put methods on a pedestal. if you start to think that without following one of the methods you will not be able to manifest your desires, then this is a red signal. just relax. you will shift, enter the void void, do astral projection, etc., even if you don’t repeat affirmations from morning to evening or don’t listen to your entire playlist. don’t force yourself to lie on your back and visualize the desired reality during sats. do what you like and when you want it. affirm, visualize, make mood boards, etc., but don’t make it a mandatory action. don't force yourself to do anything you don't want to do. and remember you change 4d and 3d, not methods
and i also urgently, on my knees, beg you to abandon methods for void, shifting, sleep paralysis, lucid dreams, etc. if you knew how wonderful it is to lie on your side at night and just fall asleep. no need to lie on your back, affirm, visualize, count. you just fall asleep without setting alarms for wbtb. no meditation, pink noise, theta waves. you don’t feel guilty or angry because you’re too lazy to do the methods. you don't scold yourself because you roll over on your side and fall asleep in the middle of the method. you don't feel disappointed that the method didn't work (in 3d, of course). this is a relief and peace that you could have experienced all this time, but for some reason you denied yourself it
yes, i know it’s strange to hear from someone who previously published methods. ah, but what's the difference? it was a long time ago and not true. now i make myself comfortable on the bed and let my thoughts flow. if i want, then i fantasize about all sorts of things, if i want, then I think about the desired reality. and only sometimes i affirm that i have mastered void, shifting, lucid dreams, sleep paralysis. i think a little about my happy life, only because i accidentally remembered it. i don't force myself to do anything i don't want to do
i say again, i am firmly against the methods! in order to shift, you don’t need to lie motionless in the starfish position for two hours. just decide! be persistent! but if you still want to do it your way, then do it right. if your attempt is unsuccessful, do not react to 3d. decide what you shifted. decide that you have entered the void state. remember the mental diet. however i still recommend not doing the methods
MENTAL DIET
it’s better, of course, to decide that negative thoughts don’t arise in you, but if they do arise, replace them with positive ones. pay attention to your inner conversation. again, if a negative thought arises, immediately replace it with a positive one. replace one negative thought with 10 positive ones
“i woke up again in the current reality” >>> “i’m so happy that i woke up in my desired reality. i’m a master of shifting. in addition, i mastered the void, lucid dreams, sleep paralysis. and i always get what i want instantly”
“i envy her so much. i can’t wait to share my success story” >>> “i never envy anyone. i have a dream life. my success story is much better than hers. one post is not enough for all my success stories, because i shift and enter the void literally every hour”
“i had such a terrible nightmare last night” >>> “i have lucid dreams every night. i forgot the last time i had ordinary non-lucid dreams. by the way, i can easily control lucid dreams! there is nothing easier than entering the void state from a lucid dream”
“if i don't enter the void today, i won't pass my exams” >>> “how could i forget that i had already passed my exams with a perfect score? and every night i wake up in a void state. i love being a manifestation master”
“what if it's not true? maybe they're all lying” >>> “the law of assumption is the truth. why? because i said so. because i already have a dream life. because i've already shifted and entered the void state a million times”
“if i don't induce sleep paralysis tonight, i won't shift” >>> “boo! who said this nonsense? everyone knows that i have mastered both reality shifting and sleep paralysis. even infants know this”
something like this. have you read those posts about the mental diet, the link to which i left at the top? don't forget about such a wonderful thing as revision. if you forgot about the mental diet and indulged in negative thoughts all day, then just change your memories. “i’m so proud that i only had positive thoughts today”
LIAR
there are times when you have to break a mental diet. what to do? lie. say the “truth” out loud, but in your mind persistently deny it. for example, your mother asked how you passed your physics test. give her an “honest” answer, but mentally affirm over and over again that you passed the test. review this moment. but if someone on this site asks you, for example, have you ever shifted, you can either safely ignore it, or say that you have already shifted a million times because you decided so
TIME
stop waiting. stop waiting for you to shift or enter the void state. stop waiting for your first lucid dream, sleep paralysis and astral projection. time doesn’t exist you already have your desires. if you notice that you are waiting for your manifestations, then immediately remind yourself that you already have everything you want! don't count the hours, days, weeks. there is only the eternal now and it is up to you to decide what you are thinking about at this moment
“i hope i enter the void before friday” >>> “wait a minute. so i already enter the void every night. i just need to close my eyes for two seconds and i immediately induce pure consciousness”
“i've been applying the law of assumption for a week now, but nothing has changed” >>> “what the hell week? i literally have lucid dreams my whole life and wake up in the void state, in sleep paralysis and the desired reality 5 times a night”
“if i persist for two weeks, i will finally shift to desired reality” >>> “goddess, i'm in my desired reality right now. i'm a master shifter. shifting is very easy. i'm already shifted”
“when will 3d reflect 4d?” >>> “3d has already reflected my 4d. 3d instantly shows me my desires. what is time lag? this is the first time i've heard of this”
if you catch yourself thinking that you are waiting for manifestation, immediately change this thought to a positive one. forget about waiting and worry. these feelings will not make your life better. forget about such nonsense as time lag
CIRCUMSTANCES
i know many of you may have difficult circumstances. but thinking about it you only complicate your life. your thoughts, assumptions and beliefs create your reality. please ignore 3d and your life will become much easier. know that people before you have succeeded in unbearable circumstances (poverty, abuse, death of loved ones, illness). they had doubts just like you, but they lived in the end and were persistent (+ this)
this doesn't mean you can't cry or be angry. no matter what you do, only what you think has power. give vent to your emotions, but be persistent in the fact that you have already succeeded. yes, it can be difficult and unusual, but you have to do it if you want to get rid of undesirable circumstances once and for all
do you have painful periods? cry, don’t hold back your tears, but insist that this is not so. be persistent in the fact that you have pain-free periods
are your abusive parents beating you again? scream and cry with anger, hit the pillow, but please ignore the 3d. repeat again and again that you are already in your desired reality, where you have loving parents
are you angry because all the housework is on you? no, no, convince yourself that you are not washing the floors right now. no, your useless brother does, and in the meanwhile you are enjoying a delicious cake
know that it is never too late to change negative thoughts to positive ones. even if two hours ago you reacted to 3d and cried bitterly, cursing your life, now you can decide that this did not happen. i don’t think i want to leave links to posts about revision for the third time. i hope you have already read them. in very emotional moments, try to remind yourself that your thoughts create your 3d reality
let the undesirable circumstances be a reminder that you already have everything you want. is the Internet not working? the Internet is fast at all times and everywhere, and besides, you've mastered the void. not enough money? not only are you rich, but you also shift easily and quickly
SUCCESS
please do not share your mini successes. did you have your first lucid dream? i’m sincerely happy for you, but don’t you dare write something like “today i realized i was in a dream!! i tried to create a portal, but it didn’t work out. next time i will undoubtedly enter a void.” honey, you just threw your mental diet in the trash
either you wait until you achieve the final goal (shifting, void), or you share your success without breaking the mental diet. “this morning i woke up in sleep paralysis. although it was predictable, i’m a master of sleep paralysis and void. why? because i decided so” or “in the evening i was lying on the couche and shifted to my desired reality, but i quickly came back. anyway, i can shift there again whenever i want, because it's not difficult for me”
DOUBTS
if you feel that you are being overcome by doubts, read loa posts, this post and all those posts to which i left links. i also recommend reading more success stories >>> @loasuccessarchive
know that people have succeeded in manifestation even though they often had doubts. but they continued to be persistent, thanks to which they shifted and entered the void state. if they could do it, so can you
EPILOGUE
this post is my first child. so i hope you read it from start to finish because the labor lasted a week if not more. i wish you good luck! i truly believe that you will begin to apply the law of assumption. are you aware that i have already decided that you have already sent me your success stories? there's no point in putting it off any longer, darlings! be persistent and i will be persistent in the assumption that you are successful <3
i just finished my rewatch and i hate everything so here r some relationship hc’s to cure me
eren bf headcanons part 1 & part 2
EREN.
first and foremost LOVES south park and has mastered the cartman voice and annoys u with it constantly
not a complete disaster in the kitchen despite what you might think, he has an apron that says ‘kiss the cook’ and if u don’t kiss him he follows you around whining like a toddler until you have no choice
big fan of laying down and putting his entire body weight on you. it doesn’t matter how hard you smack him, he will not get off of you!!! and if you bite or lick him he’ll take that as an invitation if u know what i mean
really sensitive heart :( he doesn’t like it, but he cries easily and is quite hard on himself. likes to be pampered from time to time and reminded that you love him. head scratches in particular make him melt
prefers nights in as opposed to going out and dressing up and all that. why would he put on pants and spend a bunch of money on a meal in a stuffy restaurant when you two can lounge in your underwear, eat pizza, and play video games together?
that being said, he DOES like going out for the sole reason of coming back, taking off the outfit that you worked so hard to put together, and messing up your hair wink wink
let you take him to get his first piercing and was kind of a weenie about it but REALLY likes how he looks with it
there are no boundaries between you. if you’re on the toilet, he’s sitting on the bathroom counter telling you about his epic victory royale against jean last night. if he’s sweaty from the gym you’ll tell him exactly how stinky he is and he’ll laugh as he picks you up and hauls you to the shower with him.
ARMIN.
runs long, intricate dnd campaigns with you and the scouts. he’s SO good at coming up with twists and turns and tying everything together. he says he’s fine if you want to romance another player’s character but also coincidentally always has an npc that you can’t help but fall for
doesn’t have a whole lot of belongings aside from books so whenever you two move in together you kinda have free reign of your home. all he asks is that he has a bookshelf all to himself. or two. and a space for his lucky coffee mug.
he grew up with just his grandpa, so it was really hard on him when he passed. he really enjoys spending time with you and your family, regardless of whether it’s dysfunctional or not. he’s at every holiday, charming your ornery grandparents and reading to your little cousins.
if you’re a homebody, he’s kind of a nag about getting you outside at least once a day. he gets a couple of chairs for your porch and you guys eat dinner out there a lot and watch the sun go down while you talk about your days
loves an afternoon nap. if you don’t have anything going on during the weekend, he undoes the bed (that he makes every morning) and cracks a window open and he’s dragging you to lie down with him while a video essay plays on his phone in the background
big pasta guy. prefers a light sauce, like a butter-based sauce or wine sauce. bad day? spaghetti. great day? penne. if there are no dinner plans, he’s probably already deglazing a pan with a bottle of pinot grigio and boiling fettuccine. ugh malewife
also surprisingly handy??? he thinks of fixing things or hanging pictures like a geometry problem so as long as a project doesn’t require like. a jackhammer. he can get it figured out
really into historical dramas!! he thinks documentaries can get a bit boring but he likes watching dramas or reenactments and then researching the differences between the show and reality.
JEAN.
big vinyl guy!!! somehow not in a pretentious annoying way (most of the time), he just has a cool turntable setup and a good collection of records spanning everything from miles davis to noah kahan to the saturday night fever soundtrack. he likes putting on some oldies and dancing around with you
no place is too far for him to drive to get you. if you're an hour away and drunk off your ass with your friends you tell him you'll just get an uber home and he says "over my dead body" and gets in the car immediately to get you. doesn't care if it's 3am
on that note he'll also drive your friends home too. yes he's the guy that does stuff for your friends too because if they're important to you they're important to him!!! he gets them birthday gifts and pays for their food if you go out together
had a phase where he was WAY too into hair gel/wax until you had to tell him he looked like someone out of west side story. to this day connie calls him 'grease lightning' much to jean's dismay and your delight
unfortunately he takes up the whole couch. he's just tall and all legs and he can't make himself compact so he makes up for it by letting you lay on top of him or sit on his lap. plus you can pick whatever movie you want
doesn't ever really get insecure about your relationship. why would he be concerned over the guy at the grocery store asking for your number when you come home to HIM and the weekly bouquet of flowers he gets you?? (however, said grocery guy is getting fucked up if you so much as whisper that you're uncomfortable)
if you guys decide to have kids, he is SUCH a good dad!!! he has those kids on his shoulders at the amusement parks and they have matching outfits and everything. when they're teenagers he's great about laying down the law without being a jerk about it. cries at every wedding
really loves when you get new clothes and come home and model them for him. especially if you happen to have a cute new set of lingerie for him to wolf whistle at. most of the time this results in him whisking you off to the bedroom hehe
CONNIE.
thinks you two are the funniest pair alive and is constantly saying "we HAVE to start a podcast babe" and then you tell him that the world doesn't need another couples podcast but he's convinced that you two could actually make it big
in my mind connie is at least half latino (i'm texan and i say he's from the rio grande valley bite me!!!) so he is constantly bringing home food that his abuela and tias make. tamale season is so peak you guys are stocked for months
he's really good at skateboarding but terrible at trying to teach you how. "just flip the thing and land" and you try and he's like "no the OTHER thing here let me show you" BUT! if you finally land a trick he's whooping and cheering and your biggest fan
he has a tattoo on his scalp and it looks so good UGH. if he wants to change things up he can simply grow out his hair for a couple of weeks and then it's hidden. however he loooooves when you trace over it with your fingertips it drives him nuts
he has a pretty lanky build despite not purposely working out. he's just an active guy - if there's a place within a reasonable walking distance why would he drive when he can just walk or board?? if you're not a fan of walking that much he gives u a piggyback ride no problem
winning every idgaf war. not afraid of being stared at so he will do anything and everything to make you laugh even if he looks like a total moron.
back to latino connie - when he gets pissed at jean and/or eren during a game he starts RAVING at them in spanish and you can hardly understand him even if you're fluent bc he talks SO FAST and rambles and talks in circles but it's really funny. you often hear 'CÀLLATE, PUTA!!!' from the other room
somehow able to do pda without it being weird. like you know how when you go to a concert there's always that couple that's hanging off each other and it's uncomfortable for everyone in a certain radius??? he's like that but it's so natural for him that no one rly cares if his arm's around you. ig it's his effortless charm or whatever.
LEVI.
he's brutally honest and doesn't mince his words so if you're sensitive then i'm sorry LOL. he's still kind about it but if there's something wrong he'll just tell you. doesn't see the point in dancing around an issue.
similarly, he is an excellent communicator. he's very good at expressing his thoughts without being a total jackass about it, but he doesn't sugarcoat things. he's super good at texting back and picking up the phone - you'll almost always get an answer from him within 10 minutes even if he's busy
annoyingly punctual! if you two have somewhere to be, he's mapping out the route and calculating the time to get there with allowance for traffic, and even then your ass better be in the car 10 minutes early. if you have to do your makeup or whatever in the car then so be it
unintentionally really funny???? it may just be me but something about a guy who's so serious and badass using phrases like "look at these big ass trees" makes me giggle. he's good at being crass at the perfect time and doesn't get why you're laughing but it makes him smile all the same.
he's not super into tv or movies or anything but will sit down and watch something with you if you ask. just expect him to comment on how stupid and predictable the main character is or ask why that couple won't just talk to each other instead of having a 3-episode-long miscommunication. he's very cynical lol
since he doesn't have much of a family, he cherishes you above everything else. he would move heaven and earth for you the second you ask. treats you like royalty and if you think for one second you don't deserve it he will set you straight!!!
didn't grow up with any pets or anything so he doesn't really care to have one. thinks they make unnecessary messes and stink up your house. but if you bring in a stray he can't help but ask if it's been fed on time and if you need him to schedule that vet appointment.
he's a big softie when it's just the two of you. not in a weird or toxic way where he's aloof in public, he just has a hard time letting his guard down unless he knows you both are safe and sound at home. like he'll have a hand on your back if you're in a crowd but when he's home with you he's resting his forehead on your shoulder while you're cooking dinner yknow. very quietly whispers that he loves you - you don't have to say anything back.
i'll probably do a pt 2 with the marley guys and maybe another with the ladies!!! who knows!!!! im coping!!!!!!!!
Do NOT joke w eren about breaking up or say you’ll ask your “other bf” when he tells you no or playfully say you hate him. He will lose his mind he takes you so seriously there’s literally no space for jokes like that
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