The Jar That Contains You

[annieifyouplease-blog]

I bought a large bag of Halloween candy. If you thought that I was gonna hand that shit out instead of eating it and watching Sex Sent Me to the E.R., you’re wrong.

[masonbeaumont-blog]

The amount of candy you eat in one sitting is ridiculous.

[annieifyouplease-blog]

… he hasn’t royally pissed me off then and don’t darlin’ me when I’m righteously angry.

Originally posted by leticiaharvelle

[masonbeaumont-blog]

Darlin’.

[annieifyouplease-blog]

But when i say i’m gonna kick his ass i mean it.

Originally posted by leticiaharvelle

[masonbeaumont-blog]

Sure you do. I’ve yet to see Cam injured in any manner due to your fury since I began dating you, darlin’.

[annieifyouplease-blog]

Blame cam and his massive amounts of shit talkin’

Originally posted by doomedbrothers

[masonbeaumont-blog]

Don’t act like you don’t trash talk him all the time. It’s just your dynamic.

[cameron-thescot-blog]

Sureeee he doesn’t

Oh, shut up. 

How would you even know?

[annieifyouplease-blog]

[masonbeaumont-blog]

My ears are burning with all this talk about me.

[theclassymike]

[cameron-thescot-blog]

[cameron-thescot-blog]

Good ta know. You two survivin’ that trip alright?

[annieifyouplease-blog]

Yeah. It’s been fun. We’re taking cooking lessons and bein’ awful tourists. It’s beena good time.

[masonbeaumont-blog]

Let’s be honest here, I’m kind of a master chef by now. Star pupil. Right here.

[annieifyouplease-blog]

So, I'm in Paris

[annieifyouplease-blog]

Shoulda known you’d try’n change me somehow. How is being sappy even attractive. I don’t get it.

[masonbeaumont-blog]

Oh come on now, it's cute. And you know I like cute on you.

[annieifyouplease-blog]

So, I'm in Paris

and it’s snowin’, and beautiful, and everythin’ anyone could dream of… and I’m thinkin’ of you assholes and how bad I miss some of ya.

I didn’t sign up ta be a sap.

[masonbeaumont-blog]

Nope, I got your name right here on the dotted line. Gotta read the fine print, darlin'.

[annieifyouplease-blog]

Mason!

[annieifyouplease-blog]

Why are ya laughin at me? 

[masonbeaumont-blog]

No reason in particular, darlin'.

[annieifyouplease-blog]

Mason!

Stoppit!

[masonbeaumont-blog]

[theclassymike]

[annieifyouplease-blog]

Somehow croquet offends me less than cricket. I think we’re safe.

[masonbeaumont-blog]

Even if I wore ridiculous golfer looking attire?

[annieifyouplease-blog]

It wouldn’t matter if he was the hottest person on the face of the planet. He plays cricket for Christ’s sake.

and damn straight she doesn’t.

[masonbeaumont-blog]

Ah right, the cricket dealbreaker...

Ahem, I have a confession, darlin'--I've played croquet before... Our entire relationship is now called into question based upon ridiculous British games.

[annieifyouplease-blog]

The owner of this boardin’ house is like… determined to set me up with her grandson…. I keep telling her I’m not interested but…..

[masonbeaumont-blog]

Is he at least cute? Because Annie Mahony doesn't settle.

[masonbeaumont-blog]

Mannie texts

Annie: I would say I feel bad buuuut....:)

Annie: It's goin to be a long year, but I really do feel it'll be good for us in the long run. Get everything out of my system...

Mason: Yeah, I think we can only get stronger from this darlin'.

[masonbeaumont-blog]

Mannie texts

Annie: WELL. in that case :|

Annie: I kid. I know my bubble butt keeps you in the corral.

Mason: Poor me. Pent up with nowhere to roam till my cowgirl comes home.