On my worst behavior

Mason Davenport | 25 years young |

[itsjordanmoreno]

Of course. You can never have too much cheese on pizza.

[masondaveport]

So... besides ruining a bunch of pumpkin bread or whatever how was your day? Why were you inside all day? It was beautiful outside.

[itsjordanmoreno]

Or maybe the bread would’ve changed your life. It could’ve been that good. Me over pizza? It’s okay.. I don’t mind a little cheese.

[masondaveport]

Or a lot of cheese... which I hope is what kind of pizza you ordered. 

[itsjordanmoreno]

Right? I’m probably saving your life right now. Hm, you make a good point. Pizza is so worth celebrating.

[masondaveport]

I’m almost eighty-seven percent sure you did save my life. Worth the most celebration, well actually I think a night with you coms before pizza but I’m not gonna go that cheesy on you. 

[itsjordanmoreno]

And hell will freeze over. So mean.. but since I’m so nice I won’t force you to eat the gross bread.

[masondaveport]

A true hero you are... not sure what that bread would do to me. But hey, we have delicious pizza. That’s a reason to celebrate.

[itsjordanmoreno]

I couldn’t sleep. Some of them turned out.. not great. Some were burned. But I do think there’s one or two that won’t send anyone to the hospital so?

[masondaveport]

One day, you’ll bake something successfully. That’s the day pigs will fly as well. Ha, i kid. 

[itsjordanmoreno]

I’ll be the one to decide that.. -she teased, watching the interaction happen- I baked like ten loaves of pumpkin bread but none of them turned out the way I wanted.

[masondaveport]

Ten loaves? Holy shit, you must’ve had a lot of downtime. Did they turn out nasty or just not the way you thought they would? Really what I’m wondering here is whether or not they are edible? 

[itsjordanmoreno]

Rude! And here I was about to tell you that you’re cuter than the pizza guy. Great. I’m starving and he’s taken like an hour.

[masondaveport]

I’m still cuter than the pizza guy, he ain’t got nothin’ on me. Look told you, here he is. -pulls out his wallet and buys the pizza saying whatsup to the pizza guy before heading inside- So, what have you been up to all day? 

[itsjordanmoreno]

You’re not the pizza guy.

@masondaveport

[masondaveport]

Nice observation captain of the obvious. Nah, I saw him around the corner and raced him here though, so he's walking up.

[itsjordanmoreno]

I’m telling. It will be fun to see her kick your ass. -jokes-

[masondaveport]

Ha, so funny. She’s not even close to strong enough to take on these arms of steel. 

[masondaveport]

Woah, you’re a total babe. Don’t tell my girlfriend about this... 

itsjordanmoreno

[masondaveport]

Text | Pizza dat ass

Jordan: Did I mention that I've missed you?

Jordan: I'll be here.. cos you know, can't leave when pizzas involved.

Mason: You can show me how much when I get there.

Mason: Oh of course not. See you soon crazy girl.

[masondaveport]

Text | Pizza dat ass

Jordan: Was gonna.. but then I got distracted by food?

Jordan: Um.. add in making out and I say all of the above sounds good.

Mason: You’re the best thing that’s ever came into my life lol.

Mason: Anything you want babe. I’ll be there in ten?

[masondaveport]

Text | Pizza dat ass

Jordan: Was beginning to think you'd died but glad to know you're alive.

Jordan: And not just because you're bringing pizza over. Okay.. maybe a little because of pizza but,. like the sound of having you all to myself.

Mason: Slightly offended you didn’t check on me sooner. But only slightly.

Mason: What are we doing? Pizza and movies? Getting high? Mario Kart challenge? All of the above? It’s your choice.

[masondaveport]

Text | Pizza dat ass

Mason: Worlds worst bf award goes to me. I didn’t think searching for a job would be this time consuming. Buttttttt....

Mason: I’m making it up to you. On my way with extra cheesy pizza and you can keep me for as long as you want. Bc I suck. And owe you.

[masondaveport]

text || Mason

Jordan: I don't think you'd lie.

Jordan: Really? I guess I could say the same.. the few times I've tried.. well, better not to think about it.

Jordan: But it's different with you.

Mason: Yup.

Mason: See, similar situations I guess.

Mason: So yeah... I don’t know how I’m going to deal with her, but I’m sorry.

[masondaveport]

text || Mason

Jordan: I trust you.. or I want to. So maybe she is just crazy status.

Jordan: It looked like a nice shirt :( but how'd she even get a pic of you in it?

Mason: I seriously don’t know!?!

Mason: I’m sorry if you think she’s serious. But she’s not? I don’t have girlfriends. I’m a very anti commitment person. Usually it’s just sex and moving on.

Mason: Until you that is.

[masondaveport]

text || Mason

Jordan: Why do you think she'd bother telling me that?

Jordan: You sure you weren't drunk? I mean.. is this girl crazy? I don't know why she'd lie.. but I also don't know why you would and I don't know her.

Mason: She’s crazy?

Mason: How does she even know my name wtf. I’m so confused.

Mason: No, now I remember. I definitely was not drunk that day. I was doing a job for my uncle and the pip burst and ruined that shirt. I was pissed bc it’s my favorite shirt.