Eat Yo Rice

[massivecrystal]

omg... Jeff Varner just got fired from his job. I’m not trying to diminish what he did, but considering that he was suicidal after the season and had to go to therapy to reconcile his guilt... I’m kind of worried about Jeff’s mental health right now

[massivecrystal]

can someone educate me what tag we are all using for survivor this season?

[massivecrystal]

I’m so sick of people saying CL is “using black people as props” in her MV. Considering that the Bronx is 53.5% Latinx and 30.1% African American it would only make sense that those two groups would be the most represented in her MV. And it isn’t like there were no white people in the MV either. Half of y’all are just mad at that scene where she’s dancing/grinding with the two African American men. So if one of them were white or asian would you have been ok with it? Or maybe you just want to cover up the fact that you are slut shaming CL by making the whole thing a racial issue... 

[massivecrystal]

idc but honestly I would eat his ass for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and my midnight snack!!!!

[massivecrystal]

Survivor Cambodia 1st Boot

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I was browsing on the survivorspoilers subreddit and people noticed that through the intro you can tell the people in danger of being the first boot. By simple process and elimination it seems very likely that VYTAS is the first boot. If you want to read about it check here: [x]

[massivecrystal]

No tea no shade but how has a boot list not leaked yet!?!?!

[massivecrystal]

So a person in this tag said PG wins a firemaking challenge against Kelley at final 4 and PG just posted this on instagram

[massivecrystal]

I lowkey know for a fact that the Spencer/Peih-Gee/Tasha/Kelley/Shirin alliance steamrolls this season tbh

[keith-on-a-tuk-tuk]

Except that, according to elizaorlins, Tasha is on the other tribe Also, which Kelley? There are two

[massivecrystal]

Spencer/Peih-Gee/Kelley/Shirin have a pre-game alliance and they pull in Tasha during the 3 tribe split at 18 since they know Tasha will trust Spencer enough to join them. They just got lucky that 4/5 of them ended up on the same initial tribe. They all survive until merge and then slay. Also, I indicated which Kelley... Kelley Wentworth’s name is spelled with an e. Kelly Wiglesworth has no second e in her first name. The more you know...

[massivecrystal]

I lowkey know for a fact that the Spencer/Peih-Gee/Tasha/Kelley/Shirin alliance steamrolls this season tbh

[massivecrystal]

No tea, no shade, no pink lemonade but Peih-Gee’s tits went down like 2 cup sizes since she came back. Binch obviously went far! <3

[massivecrystal]

Peih-Gee, Kimmi, Kelley, and Tasha all look like they just got back from The Biggest Loser instead of Survivor Cambodia omfg

[massivecrystal]

I can think of 7.5 reasons why I’m going to vote Max Dawson back on survivor!

[femcassidy]

all is well

[femcassidy]

april fools, i have tricked you, it is all terrible and now you are the april fool

[massivecrystal]

I just saw that max Instagram pic y'all... I would drag my bussy through a mile of broken glass just to lick the spot where his dick and balls touched that hat. The thirst is fucking real like I want him to throat fuck me so hard that he breaks my nose and the last thing I'll ever smell in my life is the scent of his balls. Please pray for me because this thirst has evolved into full blown dehydration and I am not sure if even God can deliver me from this evil.

[massivecrystal]

I ain’t crying over no daggone danishes but I am crying over the fact that the MASSIVE bulge in Max’s shorts has not been set free without that lame ass tv blur blocking my view. Now that’s hands down for a slap! I need something else massive in my life and I’m tryna eat good tonight so CBS FORGET YOU, GO HOME, GOODBYE!

[massivecrystal]

I want Max to destroy my bussy TBQH!

[massivecrystal]

TBH I don't know what is more pathetic... Nick Uhas trying to be a youtube celebrity with "Nickipedia" or Dan Gheesling's minecraft play throughs.