☆` Ranpo`☆

"If you can see things as they are, then you can be an excellent detective" // Ranpo of jiraiblr

[mast3r-detective]

Hello there!!! Welcome to my blog, quite the strange place you've ended up at-

Im Ranpo - He/they, only masc terms please, six of the teen atm.

This is a jiraiblog!!! If you aren't okay with seeing mh posts, depressing shit, tweaker posts, and other related subjects, block-d0nt-report please!!!

Your okay with that? Hell yeah, read more below to know more about me-

Fun fact, this isn't my first time on this side of the internet- I am back after a small break -_- which I apologize for. If you know my old blog, then welcome back !

FANDOMS---

BSD

Madoka Magica

CRK/CROB

TOH

Warrior Cats

Wings of Fire

Adopt Me

Nintendo

Pokemon

Heathers/Heathers the musical

+ more

MUSIC---

Jhariah

Qbomb

Fontaines D.C

Artemas

Asteria

Good Charlotte

KMFDM

Milkypossum

Femtanyl

+ more

I draw, write, and obsess over my favorite media in my free time.

NO DNI!!! I BLOCK FREELY!!!!

I also get EXTREMELY anxious over being cared for, so be aware I might be slow to reply to positive comments/care. (Its in a good way, most of the time, I think)

I have Gad/Panic disorder but I am suspected to have autism or adhd or some type of neuro divergency and other mental health issues.

Tags---

- □-The world's greatest detective!-□ --- All of my posts.

- □-...Praise?-□ --- Positive posts/happy posts

- □-It's like the world is filled with monsters...-□ --- Vent/Tweaker posts

- □-Super deduction!-□ --- Asks and anons

- □-What are you? Stupid?-□ --- Hate asks if or when I get any Userboxes :00000

That should be all (I will edit as need be) ---! Buh byeee, see you latersss!!!

[mast3r-detective]

While im locking the fuck in to make some cuffs/bracelets... I have an idea... moot bracelets... moots would you like to be on a moot bracelet maybe????

[n3kom1tsuba]

I CAST A SPELL UPON THEE TO SPIN AT A 45 DEGREE ANGLE!!!!

(Thank you for the spam!!!! HOORAY!!!!!)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Starts spinningg*

I CAST A SPELL UPON THEE BACK TO SPIN COUNTER CLOCKWISE !!

(Also ywwwww :DD)

[mast3r-detective]

AAAAAAAH COUNTER-CLOCKWISE SPINNING!!!! MY GREATEST ENEMYYYYYYYY

LMFAOOOOO

[mast3r-detective]

Tw:Shhhh

I am actually gonna get slimed the fuck out.

Puter, how to make enough bracelets to cover the full length of my arms in a little amount of time? PUTER DO YOU HEAR ME!

[mast3r-detective]

Meowmeow

Youre awesome, dont forget that, kay?

BIIIIIG hugs!! Love you mootie!! /p

AWWWWWH!!!!!! You are so awesome too btw!!!!!! So cool and awesome and peak and kind :33333 Dude how does one manage to be so amazing????

[mast3r-detective]

FUCK YEA YESSSSSS!!!!!!!

[mast3r-detective]

Okay I think I've stayed up too late. But whatever. I need to do what I must do.

[mast3r-detective]

i think. Madokas rich friend got some gay things going on-

2nd episode just finished by the way TvT I like uhhh uhhh the girl whose power is Gun

She might be a little homophobic... or in some EXTREME denial.

Mami??? Or homura? Both of them are peak asf! ^^ Homuras my second favorite other than Kyoko :3

Mwehhehehehehehehe *maniacal laughing over what happens next basically*

P.S You have a tag now :3

[mast3r-detective]

IT FUCKING POSTSED WHEN I TYPED THAT OTHER ONE OUT FUFHHHHHH DURJEIJEJRNSIJEEJQJWJWJ

[mast3r-detective]

I am obsessing over a specific ship because it reminds me of my partner and me. I have made a choker, two bracelets, a keychain, I am gonna make more stuff for it.

I bet you all have NO clue what this ship is /sarc

I will show the stuff i make if yall like ^^

[mast3r-detective]

Knowing my luck that damn post will post like, weeks later, or never. So. Gonna retype it out.

[mast3r-detective]

My post wont post </3

[n0l0h]

"Are you two aware that some people actually believe you use your abilities to seduce women??"

Whatever helps you distract us from you being a spy ig?? Ango 🥀🥀

Also I doubt it's just women

Bungo Gay Dogs

[n0l0h]

Im gonna ride a bicycle in your inbox... btw... your so peak mootie... im gonna give you 142 shiny marbles.

Omg marbles :D thank you mootie!! Showers you in candy

[mast3r-detective]

HOORAY!!!! YAHOOO!!!!!!!! CANDY!!!!!!!

:DDDDD

[mast3r-detective]

I wanna me friends with you so bad but I have no idea what to say/talk aboutttt

*dissolves*

Ooooooh? :0 hmmm there are plenty of things to talk about!

What's your opinion on sodas, do tell your favorite and least favorite! Or other drinks if you dont like soda?

[mast3r-detective]

Oh and how annoying! My parents are screaming at eachother again, they also need to just fucking stop. Why am I more mature than you??? Thats saying something!

[mast3r-detective]

God why am I being such an emo ass bitch!!! I have better things to think about than this. Duh!!!!

No ones going to try and be here, I have to either be here myself or suck it up and actually fucking do it. Wah wah wah! I need to stop fucking crying like a whiny ass bitch, who the fuck likes that?!?!? Im better than that, far above that form of expression.