#jirai

[hpdamechan]

so depressed i cant even tumblr post

[confessions0farottensena]

YOU. ME. GAS STATION.

What are we getting for dinner? Sushi, of course! Uh-oh, there was a rupee inside of our gas station sushi!

We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish. HORNY fish. You know what that means! F I S H

The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it! Bear fight Bear-handed? Bear... NAKED? Oh, yes please! We befriend the bear after we beat it in a BRAWL, then we ride it into a chuck-e-cheese!

DANCE. DANCE. REVOLUTION.

Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uhh... I think so???

Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, BLACK OUT AGAIN.

Wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT(which I didn't know you could do), then I smoked a joint.

GREENED OUT

Then I turn into the sun-

(read in a sonic the hedgehog voice) Wuh-o! Looks like the METH is kickin' in! sfhbkhsudehd,khjlejlsalkdmaslkdnadwefef

leaves this here and walks away .. slowly .. in fear ..

[slittersinzion]

yolo

[sleepy-sodazzz]

I'm taking a break maybe a week maybe a month idk

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1. I was jirai-love. A good chunk of you guys piss me off but I try.

2. I'm not you're friend. Unless we've interacted a lot I'm not considering you my friend @pienpi is a friend for example.

3. You guys are so stupid. You hate on someone that explodes but if they don't you also hate on them. Pick a fucking side all you idiots do is hate on people harass people. I hate those kinds of people that will hate on you for anything.

4. I'll be fine DM me for disc or twt or video game ids

[kaomojiloser]

when i tell my irl friends that i wanna film my sui and post it online so that people can edit it and it can be used as a shock vid but i forget they arent my jiraiblr audience so they js look at me like this

[hpdamechan]

awww awww I’m so cute

[losertimeboy]

I may be avoidant , a loser , weird , paranoid and antisocial but at least I uhhhh …. uuhhhmmm …