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[mastermegatron]

“Have you ever actually played baseball? With your own limbs?”

[relentlessgrief]

He's working on knitting his latest and greatest scarf. Its got elephants on it.

[therealricksanchezpleasestandup]

He's cooking lemony risotto with asparagus and shrimp tonight.

[cantbuffthis]

Rolls his optics and permanently filters out 'Lightning McQueen' from his datanet searches of cars.

[galaxyconvoy]

Pretending he didn't receive that. He suddenly can't perceive his inbox. He's going to forward all Thanksgiving Day stuffing spam to @righthandshuttle.

[delinquentsharlene]

She is so unstable and if one more stupid fucking customer asks her why the vitamins aren't on sale anymore she's gonna dropkick someone.

[forgedcold]

As it was, functionism was a lot more than just the oppression of cats.