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The Stonewall Inn
EXPECTATIONS
$LAYYYTER
todays bird
Claire Keane
occasionally subtle
oozey mess
tannertan36
YOU ARE THE REASON
Xuebing Du
Noah Kahan
roma★
hello vonnie
Product Placement
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
🪼
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Doug Jones
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@mastermountaindew
yeah this thing is orange, idk wtf to tell u besides its orange. not fanta orange, not orange juice, a third sinister thing that isn't as cool as botan ame. to be honest it was pretty solid but how many more will they make? how many must birth before the gates of eden quenches it's thirst and it's jaws slumber soundfully under the soft earth? i need to give her a good suck and fuck. 8/10
JUST FOUGHT A PIGEON AND WON
i can't i can't do this anymore. I tried both of these inside of a local walmart (first mistake) and let me tell you one thing: they all taste the same. now you're going to proceed to tell me "nuh uh!" well, riddle me this, Batman. maybe i've magically morphed into a giant orange bird that's gone coo coo for coco puffs. (is he orange? i can't remember. i've never had that cereal before to be fair) but i can tell you that there is a very minor flavor difference to this. if you get all of your chakras aligned and drink it on a full moon, then there's a 1/50 drop rate to unlock the taste of this. it's just baja blast but different color variations (yay!) it's like changing your tumblr theme, a choose your own adventure. but hey, if we could have blastin' green and funky purple ketchup back in 2000-2001, then we should also be able to have this graced upon us by god (and capitalism. every economical crash comes with fun colors!) it's still good and it's still going into my blood stream.
but i'm not done yet, here's the kicker:
there's more.
collect all 7 chaos emeralds and you'll become piss yellow and have a rivalry with your best friend (gay lover) for the next 15+ years! BUY NOW!
eh, i'll give it a 10/10. i can't hate on baja blast.
I've fucking had it.
everyone look at this can of Mountain Dew that was outside the parking garage elevator for 2 days
i can't i can't do this anymore. I tried both of these inside of a local walmart (first mistake) and let me tell you one thing: they all taste the same. now you're going to proceed to tell me "nuh uh!" well, riddle me this, Batman. maybe i've magically morphed into a giant orange bird that's gone coo coo for coco puffs. (is he orange? i can't remember. i've never had that cereal before to be fair) but i can tell you that there is a very minor flavor difference to this. if you get all of your chakras aligned and drink it on a full moon, then there's a 1/50 drop rate to unlock the taste of this. it's just baja blast but different color variations (yay!) it's like changing your tumblr theme, a choose your own adventure. but hey, if we could have blastin' green and funky purple ketchup back in 2000-2001, then we should also be able to have this graced upon us by god (and capitalism. every economical crash comes with fun colors!) it's still good and it's still going into my blood stream.
but i'm not done yet, here's the kicker:
there's more.
collect all 7 chaos emeralds and you'll become piss yellow and have a rivalry with your best friend (gay lover) for the next 15+ years! BUY NOW!
eh, i'll give it a 10/10. i can't hate on baja blast.
they put pussy in this shit dude with a name like spark i was in the cvs going "yo this gotta be bangin it's got lightning mcqueen on it n shit what the fuck" took a big ol swig of this and went OH HOHOHOH! NOW THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT! lost my shit dude i was crazier than a bat on cinco de mayo on 10 shots of tequila i rate this shit a 15/10 for making me do the truffle shuffle
I'm a liar. I lied on the internet.
they put pussy in this shit dude with a name like spark i was in the cvs going "yo this gotta be bangin it's got lightning mcqueen on it n shit what the fuck" took a big ol swig of this and went OH HOHOHOH! NOW THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT! lost my shit dude i was crazier than a bat on cinco de mayo on 10 shots of tequila i rate this shit a 15/10 for making me do the truffle shuffle
i'm crying because i just realized i can never live my dream of being able to put a clothes hanger in my shirt and actually hang from it in a closet like a silly mf i'm so distraught i'm heartbroken what the fuck is the point anymore
