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[alivehouse]

my pills are $600 and theres no generic alternative.

[8pxl]

PSA: Tumblr/Wordpress is preparing to start selling our user data to Midjourney and OpenAI.

you have to MANUALLY opt out of it as well.

to opt out on desktop, click your blog ➡️ blog settings ➡️ scroll til you see visibility options and it’ll be the last option to toggle.

to opt out on mobile, click your blog ➡️ scroll then click visibility ➡️ toggle opt out option.

if you’ve already opted out of showing up in google searches, it’s preselected for you. if you don’t have the option available, update your app or close your browser/refresh a few times. important to note you also have to opt out for each blog you own separately, so if you’d like to prevent AI scraping your blog i’d really recommend taking the time to opt out. (source)

[nessa007]

We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.

[scoobycool9]

You can’t reblog this again until October 2024, so do it now.

[cuckqueanwatcher]

Been busy with chores around the farm while he tastes the sweet memory of his ex this weekend. All I could picture when I was on the zero turn lawn mower was how ridiculous I would look naked mowing the grass. How my utter tits would jiggle around, my meat flap would be flying, my leg dimples showing. No wonder I’m doing chores this weekend and my man is having a fun weekend with his side bitch. Men have needs so I should know my place by now.

[nerdygaymormon]

[khaleesi]

The creator of these images is Matt Bernstein, one of my favorite educators online -- he makes incredibly clear, forceful collections of information like this one. He's queer, has fantastic nails, and has done a lot of education recently from his perspective as a Jewish person on why supporting Palestine is so important. Here's a link to this post, which he created for World AIDS Day on 12/1/23.

[persistent-wallflower]

Me whenever Tumblr staff releases new features and they are a barbaric imitation of tiktok

[catchymemes]

[angryschnauzer]

Big beefy man.

Oh big beefy man is making a cake.

Big beefy man is making the cutest cake ever.

[silvysartfulness]

Call that beefcake

[kitttenteeth]

if We were both cats i would bap the shit out of u

[funnytwittertweets]

[wyndryga]

youre telling me an F1 car gets a pit crew and i get one jackass with adhd?

[ready-bek-deactivated20250305]

reblogging for that comment jhc

[saccharinesadism]

let me sit in your lap! i promise i won't wiggle my ass around trying to get comfy and accidentally make you hard cause my ass is grinding against you (lying)

[graceofgosh]

Soda was an effervescent corn-based drink that was popular during the height of the American Empire. Regionally known as pop or coke in some provinces, it was prepared by extracting corn sugars into a thick syrup to be mixed with water

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[xuanelle]

they may be doomed by the narrative but atleast they had gay sex

[needydomme]

I wanna sit on his dick while I do his makeup. Him impatiently thrusting up into me so I grab his face and ask “baby don’t you want me to finish your makeup?” And he replies “yes but you feel so good I can’t help myself”. My poor baby still moving his hips so I grab him by the throat this time and whisper “stay still because I’m not gonna let you fuck me until you’re all pretty for me.”

[catchymemes]

[renthony]

Okay but legit, if you're not in a Buy Nothing group, seek out your closest one. We literally got a free washer and dryer once. We've gotten groceries, craft supplies, pet supplies, clothes, and all sorts of shit. It's awesome.

On top of that, Instead of donating our old unwanted stuff to places like Goodwill, which wildly mistreat their workers, Buy Nothing lets me donate things directly to my community, without the risk that the sorters at the thrift shop will just throw things in the trash. I've passed along open things of hair care products that I didn't wind up liking but that had nothing wrong with them. I've passed along snacks we didn't like, pet food we didn't wind up using, and all sorts of perishables that would have otherwise gone right in the garbage.

My local group even has regular meetups where people bring all their stuff at once, and it's like a giant garage sale where everything is free.

They have a damn near global presence, so check out the website if you're looking for a local group!

[cleverclove]

You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??

Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!

[fckmypssywtharakemom]

[rubixpsyche]

Perry spends this episode fixing the wall he put a hole through on the way in

[gsirvitor]

[insufficiently-advanced]