Born To Meow, Forced To Face The Horrors

Sometimes I go feral. But only sometimes! || Bela or Clove || 20 || whee!!! :3 🇵🇭

[cleverclove]

The real question

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 6 days 5 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[angrychicagoan24]

NO. THIS CANT HAVE FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME NO

[thesexiestselkie]

From 8pm to 8am this blog becomes my personal diary and you guys are just spectators. Sorry!

[daroaringknight]

Also i forgot to drain my buldak b4 i added the sauces so there's no flavour its just painful now.

[daroaringknight]

Fixed. Mods pls archive this thread

[gatogummie]

[lostacelonnie]

@orchid-draws

[yesornopolls]

do you know what four square (the game) is?

Do you know what four square (the game) is?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 5 days 13 hours

[birdplushie]

torture the character some more. put her in her worst nightmare and don't let her out

[testosterone-would-save-them]

hamlet from hamlet

Testosterone would save Prince Hamlet of Denmark from Hamlet!

[cleverclove]

Congratulations on driving!!!

Thank you Peggy!! Driving you all to McDonalds at some point

[cleverclove]

The alpha does not concern himself with how many mistakes he made on the road test. What matters is he did not autofail and passed with the max amount of errors somehow.

[cleverclove]

Vroom vroom!!

Well. I barely passed, but Cleverclove is now a licensed driver in the state of [redacted]

[grrlpet-deactivated20260120]

aaaaa omg a coworker just came to my desk like "oh, you changed your name? me too, look!--" and pointed out her badge and then her ringless hand and gleefully announced, "divorce!!" and we exchanged congratulations and fist bumped djdnsnjs best interaction of my entire transition

[noahbaumbachmaritalstatus]

STATUS: DIVORCED (POSITIVE)

[cg920fire]

I finally finished my ArtFight magnum opus:

Claudius' Ides of July

Higher res pic btw: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c06a0f7bb12d.png

Inspired by Vincenzo Camuccini's Death of Julius Caesar painting, we have a bunch of Hamlets ganging up on King Claudius as the court of Elsinore (plus one extra Getrude and Polonius) watch in horror and/or shock. Meanwhile, the other Claudius realizes that he's very screwed.

The Hamlets featured here belong to the following:

@lemonadehammer (Including his interpretations for the rest of the Hamlet cast too) artfight.net/~cass_the_orc (including the extra Gertrude, Polonius and Claudius on the lower right corner) artfight.net/~Persefoni

artfight.net/~Chocolatine artfight.net/~lameomia

@vampyycatz

@lanadellight

artfight.net/~aeroTav

@breadsotasty

And the armored Hamlet with the gold-accented cape belongs to me :D

[cleverclove]

I risk getting canceled on tumblr for this but the “It’s a Beatle” balloon makes it worth it I think

[thegloriousfail]

Laertes but he’s wearing a tacky I ❤️ Paris tourist tshirt