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I am fairly certain why you all are wondering, if gay means Earth, why I call myself gay. The answer is perfectly logical and even a little sentimental. Since I, Megarad McCooliodude Strider, grew up almost entirely isolated on a desolate rock, with only the things left in a lonesome, solitary, and inexplicably well-preserved apartment, that small and confined space amidst such a vast and seemingly endless ocean grew to be my entire world. While I may wax poetic about the connotations behind it, the truth is that I’m pretty egotistical, and as such, counting myself as “the earth itself” wouldn’t be too out of bounds for a cocky kid living in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. But if somebody calls you gay, you should be flattered. Touched, even. If you’re the sort to be moved to tears, do it now. They have just called you their entire world, something that accounts for their entire state of being. And that’s beautiful.

as someone born in september, i like to think of myself as a birthday present for december babies. it makes it easier to cope with the stresses associated with nearing adulthood, and also gets me out of having to find money for an actual present. some people argue that its a stupid excuse to get out of spending money on people and those people are what i like to call killjoys. happy birthday, [insert recipient of card here]. i hope my existence cheers you up through the cold month of your birth

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forget ren lets talk about the real Stealer of the Show, spicy mama Prince Jaune. how about a little fire soldier indeed mmmm

i mentally wrote this post in the shower because i remembered him being a lot cuter but now i realize he looks like anthropomorphic banana pudding. well the lesson here is that we tried. jaune tried and i think that’s something we can all relate to. sometimes you come out on top and sometimes you’re delicious custard

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT'S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng