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Greetings and Welco+me

bedknobs-and-barstools:

Yo+u have an intriguing way o+f thinking, Eridan.

There’s no+ need to+ be such a stuffed shirt abo+ut it. Go+o+dness. There are eno+ugh o+thers trying to+ sink them and their ships in this timeline, they do+n’t need yo+u hunting after them. I will agree that spite is quite the mo+tivato+r.

I’m go+ing to+ say bo+th in this instance. And I think I can see fairly clearly why peo+ple have decided to+ dro+p their co+ntact with yo+u.

It’s something I heard somewhere, the idea was that those with greater social status need to act as role models and leaders for their lessers, and you know, not violently eviscerate them for being scum. Probably Fef, it sounds like something she would say. Stop killing land dwellers Eridan, don’t join the military Eridan, don’t kill your superior officers Eridan. I mean granted that last one got me in trouble but still.

I am a pretty spiteful person who believes that land dwellers need to stick to the land so their existence on the sea disgusts me. Land dwellers also throw their trash into the sea if I have to see one more fucking Faygo bottle floating around when I take my morning swim I am going to start embedding them into the clown's hive until his entire hive is bottles.

Maybe you just had to be there but I had found it hilarious and the look on her face as I shut the door on her was priceless. I seem to recall her eye having a twitch to it, I thought she would take her chainsaw out there. I, Of course, would have destroyed her with the crosshairs but the expression was just entirely gratifying.

Greetings and Welco+me

@masterofthetide

Yo+u’ve found my little co+rner. I go+ by Po+rrim.

What may I call yo+u?

Eridan Ampora.

Weren’t you the actress in that recent set of drinker movies that everyone went gaga over about a sweep ago? The ones with the bland protagonist that had two mythological creatures of the day fighting over her.

It’s a pleasure to+ meet yo+u, Eridan.

…I believe yo+u have me co+nfused with an alternate o+f mine. While it so+unds like an interesting sto+ry, I’ve no+t been in any… I believe mo+vies is the right wo+rd.

I’m flattered. I do+ believe this is the first time I’ve been mistaken fo+r an actress. 5:)

The pleasure is all yours. Of course, I suspect you know how this goes with stuck up highbloods like myself.

Ah, maybe I do have you confused.

Well, I wouldn’t be too flattered though as I recall the movies and novels were universally hated by anyone with half a brain and older than the age of six solar sweeps and it spawned a set of novels and movies about really abusive relationships and BDSM pratices which were equally as awful.

Bella swan, that was the character’s name. I wonder what happened to the actress after that gaper fire of a movie? I imagine she would never be able to escape that movie.

I understand, Eridan. Admittedly, my experience with highblo+o+ds is … limited. They do+n’t really co+me to+ Bellemere and when they do+ they do+n’t frequent my business. They tend to+ cause tro+uble amo+ng my o+ther patro+ns and it o+ften requires my getting invo+lved to+ break it up.

I do+n’t mind highblo+o+d co+mpany, so+ lo+ng as they fo+llo+w my rules under my ro+o+f.

O+h go+ds, that so+unds awful. Remind to+ never go+ hunting fo+r them.

I imagine that wo+uld give an actress’s career a rather serio+us injury if everyo+ne hated them.

I don’t really know what that is but, in the end, we are the rules wouldn’t you say? We may not be the empress herself but we are given a lot of leeway with our conduct and most of us are something that an average low blood wouldn’t be able to handle without serious life threatening injury in the least. There is a reason we are on top. Of course, I am more specifically talking of sea dwellers since to me the only ones worthy of being called ‘high blood’ are those who on top of the heap.

They were pretty popular a while ago, you couldn’t go anywhere without seeing either someone talking about them or some advertisement for the movies, then they disappeared.

Who knows, I mean there are always b movies, porn, or kids shows. If you can’t get into movies I imagine those options would be the next best though the movies would still probably come back to haunt her.

Well aren’t yo+u pisces in pants? Yes, that may be the case lo+o+king at the hemo+spectrum and where it puts yo+u, but I wo+uld expect that highblo+o+ds like yo+urself to+ at least be civil in their interactio+ns with o+thers.

I ho+ld everyo+ne who+ walks thro+ugh my do+o+r with to+ the same rules and standards o+f po+lite co+nduct. I’m a land dweller, and the majo+rity o+f my patro+ns are lo+wblo+o+ds; I’ve fo+und that it’s o+ften the highblo+o+ds that start the bar fights and are subsequently remo+ved fro+m the premises.

Given what I’ve heard, I’m glad they disappeared. And fo+r her sake, I ho+pe she was able to+ reco+ver.

That sure is an expression there. I’m not wrong though, I mean even hemospectrum, (aside as much as it pains me to say those words) when you objectively look at the two groups even if you lump my caste in with everyone above teal or something, higher bloods are more capable except for psychics who are nine times out of ten tortured and unstable. You have the navy-bloods who are insanely strong, the purple-bloods with their insane clown cult and really ill-defined ‘chuckle voodoos’ (though we may discount this because for all they say its magic in the history books it stinks of psychic power.) and sea dweller’s are quite strong and durable themselves due to living in the depths, not to mention any other evolutionary gifts. There is also something to be said for the vicious attitudes that higher bloods seem to frequently possess. There are reasons that sea dwellers are the top of the good chain.

I’m sure you do, however, the rest of the world doesn’t. It doesn’t surprise me that high bloods typically start fights, they are known to be aggressive and unforgiving, we are encouraged to be that way by alternia’s brutal culture. Hell, if we are honest ‘polite’ is a mostly low blood thing. I can tell you from my times at the academy we of the highest castes squabble and fight often and jockey against each other in games of who is the biggest asshole. I suppose that could be considered an advantage of lowbloods if you wanted to reach: unity. It matters little but it’s probably one of the few strengths they objectively have.

So even when you boil it down to the most basics high bloods are more or less the law, even if you throw them out a petty high blood will just wait around until they come out. We live far longer and are far more spiteful. High-bloods are the law essentially, only answering to our superiors, by either blood or rank in whatever profession we choose to go for.

I did say I was a snobby highblood.

It probably continues to haunt her let’s be real, bad movies never disappear. They only lie in wait.

I’m no+t denying the clear so+cial and genetic advantages of being bo+rn with co+o+ler blo+o+d, no+r an I disco+unting the pettiness and the attitudes that co+me with any so+rt o+f po+wer. It bo+thers me no+ end.

Why? Because o+f that lo+vely sense o+f entitlement that mo+st highblo+o+ds have and act o+n. Yes, yo+u may be the law, but by no+ means do+ I have to+ fo+llow it.

True enough, but I mean that’s like saying nobody has to follow the law. I cannot force you to respect my rank or any of the advantages that I have as a higher blood. If I learned something in my tenure in our armed forces it was that, but I could just kill you or hurt those you care for or some such. We follow laws for a reason, while it is technically true that you could break the social contract at any time, someone could also steal from you and walk out in broad daylight. The threat of force keeps people in line. We higher castes have more privileges sure but we have also been modified more, the social engineering more overt and the punishment for failures more quick to turn to torture. More is expected of a blue blood compared to an olive blood. The higher you are the more perfect you are expected to be and the more closely you are examined for the right behaviors.

Honestly, the pettiness is half for fun with most of my caste though there only exist like five of us universe wide right now. You can call it entitlement and you aren’t wrong either, we believe that it is owed to us because it is a lot of the time. I used to actually feed the queens lusus and I had the right to pick though the stuff of the troll I just killed for anything I liked or anything I thought could sell. (Technically they were supposed to be alive but they would just end up growing up without a lusus so its better that theyre dead.) This was an entitlement I had but it was also a legal right. Then again, you know how the law is, if you don’t like it just kill the person trying to enforce it on you. I suppose in that way might could be considered better than blood.

Yo+u make a fair po+int, Eridan. I believe they saying is “With great po+wer co+mes great respo+nsibility.”

Higblo+o+ded seadwellers have the greatest respo+nsibilities and I reco+gnize that. I do+n’t have to+ like it, but I reco+gnize it. They also+ have the biggest ego+s I’ve ever seen and again, I can see why.

I do+n’t kno+w abo+ut the lo+wblo+o+ds in yo+ur timeline, but the o+nes I kno+w are to+ugh as nails and stubbo+rn.

I wouldn’t say that it is responsibility it is more like we need to be perfect examples of natural disasters incarnate, we need to be amazing at everything and fulfill every myth and story whispered to land dwellers by their lusus. I did pretty well at that when I was younger I think.

Isn’t highblooded seadwellers like saying dead corpse really, I mean it’s not like someone can be a sea dwelling low blood. Honestly with most the ego is just a way to protect a very fragile being that has to be perfect but also a lot of the time lives in isolation. We cooler bloods get more and more territory as we reach the peak of perfection that is me, I mean of course a Tyrian blood has the entire universe but subdivisions and power grants, though it sounds a lot more official than it is. Of course, that is only for the average sea dweller, I am personally anything but average.

I don’t know if I’d say that but they are fairly uppity at the very least. Though I haven’t really kept in touch with anyone since I went to the orphaner academy except for the clown? How the clown became the only person I kept in contact with is beyond me honestly.

That is still a so+cial respo+nsibility, is it no+t?

I live in a po+rt to+wn, Eridan. I kno+w tro+lls who+’ve spent their entire lives sailing and o+nly se tfo+o+t o+n dry land when it is abso+lutely necessary and will leave as so+o+n as they are able. Hence, the mo+re specific definitio+n.

Can yo+u really blame them fo+r it? It seems that a lo+t o+f timelines have it o+ut fo+r them. I can’t really speak fo+r many, but I can speak fo+r my o+wn.

I suppose that is one way to define it but social responsibility makes you think of weird concepts like protecting and caring for your lessers like some kind of herd guardian or something.

I suppose that's fair but now I need to find and sink those ships out of petty spite. The sea is my domain and the fact that lower bloods are being lumped in with me caste pisses me off. That is part of why I am anything but average, I am far more spiteful than the average seadweller. That actually got me pretty far in the military, you would be surprised what spite can get you.

For being uppity or not keeping in contact? I mean I suppose a few of them have personal reasons. Like that time Kan went door to door selling grub corpses from the caverns and I made her sort through all of them just to see if there was a fuschia and then ended up not buying it. That was some fine spite, I am a little proud of that, it proved that I didn’t need to crush someone's skull in order to spite them. I am pretty amazing though, I can’t see why they wouldn’t want to keep in contact.

Greetings and Welco+me

@masterofthetide

Yo+u’ve found my little co+rner. I go+ by Po+rrim.

What may I call yo+u?

Eridan Ampora.

Weren’t you the actress in that recent set of drinker movies that everyone went gaga over about a sweep ago? The ones with the bland protagonist that had two mythological creatures of the day fighting over her.

It’s a pleasure to+ meet yo+u, Eridan.

…I believe yo+u have me co+nfused with an alternate o+f mine. While it so+unds like an interesting sto+ry, I’ve no+t been in any… I believe mo+vies is the right wo+rd.

I’m flattered. I do+ believe this is the first time I’ve been mistaken fo+r an actress. 5:)

The pleasure is all yours. Of course, I suspect you know how this goes with stuck up highbloods like myself.

Ah, maybe I do have you confused.

Well, I wouldn’t be too flattered though as I recall the movies and novels were universally hated by anyone with half a brain and older than the age of six solar sweeps and it spawned a set of novels and movies about really abusive relationships and BDSM pratices which were equally as awful.

Bella swan, that was the character’s name. I wonder what happened to the actress after that gaper fire of a movie? I imagine she would never be able to escape that movie.

I understand, Eridan. Admittedly, my experience with highblo+o+ds is … limited. They do+n’t really co+me to+ Bellemere and when they do+ they do+n’t frequent my business. They tend to+ cause tro+uble amo+ng my o+ther patro+ns and it o+ften requires my getting invo+lved to+ break it up.

I do+n’t mind highblo+o+d co+mpany, so+ lo+ng as they fo+llo+w my rules under my ro+o+f.

O+h go+ds, that so+unds awful. Remind to+ never go+ hunting fo+r them.

I imagine that wo+uld give an actress’s career a rather serio+us injury if everyo+ne hated them.

I don’t really know what that is but, in the end, we are the rules wouldn’t you say? We may not be the empress herself but we are given a lot of leeway with our conduct and most of us are something that an average low blood wouldn’t be able to handle without serious life threatening injury in the least. There is a reason we are on top. Of course, I am more specifically talking of sea dwellers since to me the only ones worthy of being called ‘high blood’ are those who on top of the heap.

They were pretty popular a while ago, you couldn’t go anywhere without seeing either someone talking about them or some advertisement for the movies, then they disappeared.

Who knows, I mean there are always b movies, porn, or kids shows. If you can’t get into movies I imagine those options would be the next best though the movies would still probably come back to haunt her.

Well aren’t yo+u pisces in pants? Yes, that may be the case lo+o+king at the hemo+spectrum and where it puts yo+u, but I wo+uld expect that highblo+o+ds like yo+urself to+ at least be civil in their interactio+ns with o+thers.

I ho+ld everyo+ne who+ walks thro+ugh my do+o+r with to+ the same rules and standards o+f po+lite co+nduct. I’m a land dweller, and the majo+rity o+f my patro+ns are lo+wblo+o+ds; I’ve fo+und that it’s o+ften the highblo+o+ds that start the bar fights and are subsequently remo+ved fro+m the premises.

Given what I’ve heard, I’m glad they disappeared. And fo+r her sake, I ho+pe she was able to+ reco+ver.

That sure is an expression there. I’m not wrong though, I mean even hemospectrum, (aside as much as it pains me to say those words) when you objectively look at the two groups even if you lump my caste in with everyone above teal or something, higher bloods are more capable except for psychics who are nine times out of ten tortured and unstable. You have the navy-bloods who are insanely strong, the purple-bloods with their insane clown cult and really ill-defined ‘chuckle voodoos’ (though we may discount this because for all they say its magic in the history books it stinks of psychic power.) and sea dweller’s are quite strong and durable themselves due to living in the depths, not to mention any other evolutionary gifts. There is also something to be said for the vicious attitudes that higher bloods seem to frequently possess. There are reasons that sea dwellers are the top of the good chain.

I’m sure you do, however, the rest of the world doesn’t. It doesn’t surprise me that high bloods typically start fights, they are known to be aggressive and unforgiving, we are encouraged to be that way by alternia’s brutal culture. Hell, if we are honest ‘polite’ is a mostly low blood thing. I can tell you from my times at the academy we of the highest castes squabble and fight often and jockey against each other in games of who is the biggest asshole. I suppose that could be considered an advantage of lowbloods if you wanted to reach: unity. It matters little but it’s probably one of the few strengths they objectively have.

So even when you boil it down to the most basics high bloods are more or less the law, even if you throw them out a petty high blood will just wait around until they come out. We live far longer and are far more spiteful. High-bloods are the law essentially, only answering to our superiors, by either blood or rank in whatever profession we choose to go for.

I did say I was a snobby highblood.

It probably continues to haunt her let’s be real, bad movies never disappear. They only lie in wait.

I’m no+t denying the clear so+cial and genetic advantages of being bo+rn with co+o+ler blo+o+d, no+r an I disco+unting the pettiness and the attitudes that co+me with any so+rt o+f po+wer. It bo+thers me no+ end.

Why? Because o+f that lo+vely sense o+f entitlement that mo+st highblo+o+ds have and act o+n. Yes, yo+u may be the law, but by no+ means do+ I have to+ fo+llow it.

True enough, but I mean that’s like saying nobody has to follow the law. I cannot force you to respect my rank or any of the advantages that I have as a higher blood. If I learned something in my tenure in our armed forces it was that, but I could just kill you or hurt those you care for or some such. We follow laws for a reason, while it is technically true that you could break the social contract at any time, someone could also steal from you and walk out in broad daylight. The threat of force keeps people in line. We higher castes have more privileges sure but we have also been modified more, the social engineering more overt and the punishment for failures more quick to turn to torture. More is expected of a blue blood compared to an olive blood. The higher you are the more perfect you are expected to be and the more closely you are examined for the right behaviors.

Honestly, the pettiness is half for fun with most of my caste though there only exist like five of us universe wide right now. You can call it entitlement and you aren’t wrong either, we believe that it is owed to us because it is a lot of the time. I used to actually feed the queens lusus and I had the right to pick though the stuff of the troll I just killed for anything I liked or anything I thought could sell. (Technically they were supposed to be alive but they would just end up growing up without a lusus so its better that theyre dead.) This was an entitlement I had but it was also a legal right. Then again, you know how the law is, if you don’t like it just kill the person trying to enforce it on you. I suppose in that way might could be considered better than blood.

Yo+u make a fair po+int, Eridan. I believe they saying is “With great po+wer co+mes great respo+nsibility.”

Higblo+o+ded seadwellers have the greatest respo+nsibilities and I reco+gnize that. I do+n’t have to+ like it, but I reco+gnize it. They also+ have the biggest ego+s I’ve ever seen and again, I can see why.

I do+n’t kno+w abo+ut the lo+wblo+o+ds in yo+ur timeline, but the o+nes I kno+w are to+ugh as nails and stubbo+rn.

I wouldn’t say that it is responsibility it is more like we need to be perfect examples of natural disasters incarnate, we need to be amazing at everything and fulfill every myth and story whispered to land dwellers by their lusus. I did pretty well at that when I was younger I think.

Isn’t highblooded seadwellers like saying dead corpse really, I mean it’s not like someone can be a sea dwelling low blood. Honestly with most the ego is just a way to protect a very fragile being that has to be perfect but also a lot of the time lives in isolation. We cooler bloods get more and more territory as we reach the peak of perfection that is me, I mean of course a Tyrian blood has the entire universe but subdivisions and power grants, though it sounds a lot more official than it is. Of course, that is only for the average sea dweller, I am personally anything but average.

I don’t know if I’d say that but they are fairly uppity at the very least. Though I haven’t really kept in touch with anyone since I went to the orphaner academy except for the clown? How the clown became the only person I kept in contact with is beyond me honestly.

Greetings and Welco+me

@masterofthetide

Yo+u’ve found my little co+rner. I go+ by Po+rrim.

What may I call yo+u?

Eridan Ampora.

Weren’t you the actress in that recent set of drinker movies that everyone went gaga over about a sweep ago? The ones with the bland protagonist that had two mythological creatures of the day fighting over her.

It’s a pleasure to+ meet yo+u, Eridan.

…I believe yo+u have me co+nfused with an alternate o+f mine. While it so+unds like an interesting sto+ry, I’ve no+t been in any… I believe mo+vies is the right wo+rd.

I’m flattered. I do+ believe this is the first time I’ve been mistaken fo+r an actress. 5:)

The pleasure is all yours. Of course, I suspect you know how this goes with stuck up highbloods like myself.

Ah, maybe I do have you confused.

Well, I wouldn’t be too flattered though as I recall the movies and novels were universally hated by anyone with half a brain and older than the age of six solar sweeps and it spawned a set of novels and movies about really abusive relationships and BDSM pratices which were equally as awful.

Bella swan, that was the character’s name. I wonder what happened to the actress after that gaper fire of a movie? I imagine she would never be able to escape that movie.

I understand, Eridan. Admittedly, my experience with highblo+o+ds is … limited. They do+n’t really co+me to+ Bellemere and when they do+ they do+n’t frequent my business. They tend to+ cause tro+uble amo+ng my o+ther patro+ns and it o+ften requires my getting invo+lved to+ break it up.

I do+n’t mind highblo+o+d co+mpany, so+ lo+ng as they fo+llo+w my rules under my ro+o+f.

O+h go+ds, that so+unds awful. Remind to+ never go+ hunting fo+r them.

I imagine that wo+uld give an actress’s career a rather serio+us injury if everyo+ne hated them.

I don’t really know what that is but, in the end, we are the rules wouldn’t you say? We may not be the empress herself but we are given a lot of leeway with our conduct and most of us are something that an average low blood wouldn’t be able to handle without serious life threatening injury in the least. There is a reason we are on top. Of course, I am more specifically talking of sea dwellers since to me the only ones worthy of being called ‘high blood’ are those who on top of the heap.

They were pretty popular a while ago, you couldn’t go anywhere without seeing either someone talking about them or some advertisement for the movies, then they disappeared.

Who knows, I mean there are always b movies, porn, or kids shows. If you can’t get into movies I imagine those options would be the next best though the movies would still probably come back to haunt her.

Well aren’t yo+u pisces in pants? Yes, that may be the case lo+o+king at the hemo+spectrum and where it puts yo+u, but I wo+uld expect that highblo+o+ds like yo+urself to+ at least be civil in their interactio+ns with o+thers.

I ho+ld everyo+ne who+ walks thro+ugh my do+o+r with to+ the same rules and standards o+f po+lite co+nduct. I’m a land dweller, and the majo+rity o+f my patro+ns are lo+wblo+o+ds; I’ve fo+und that it’s o+ften the highblo+o+ds that start the bar fights and are subsequently remo+ved fro+m the premises.

Given what I’ve heard, I’m glad they disappeared. And fo+r her sake, I ho+pe she was able to+ reco+ver.

That sure is an expression there. I’m not wrong though, I mean even hemospectrum, (aside as much as it pains me to say those words) when you objectively look at the two groups even if you lump my caste in with everyone above teal or something, higher bloods are more capable except for psychics who are nine times out of ten tortured and unstable. You have the navy-bloods who are insanely strong, the purple-bloods with their insane clown cult and really ill-defined ‘chuckle voodoos’ (though we may discount this because for all they say its magic in the history books it stinks of psychic power.) and sea dweller’s are quite strong and durable themselves due to living in the depths, not to mention any other evolutionary gifts. There is also something to be said for the vicious attitudes that higher bloods seem to frequently possess. There are reasons that sea dwellers are the top of the good chain.

I’m sure you do, however, the rest of the world doesn’t. It doesn’t surprise me that high bloods typically start fights, they are known to be aggressive and unforgiving, we are encouraged to be that way by alternia’s brutal culture. Hell, if we are honest ‘polite’ is a mostly low blood thing. I can tell you from my times at the academy we of the highest castes squabble and fight often and jockey against each other in games of who is the biggest asshole. I suppose that could be considered an advantage of lowbloods if you wanted to reach: unity. It matters little but it’s probably one of the few strengths they objectively have.

So even when you boil it down to the most basics high bloods are more or less the law, even if you throw them out a petty high blood will just wait around until they come out. We live far longer and are far more spiteful. High-bloods are the law essentially, only answering to our superiors, by either blood or rank in whatever profession we choose to go for.

I did say I was a snobby highblood.

It probably continues to haunt her let’s be real, bad movies never disappear. They only lie in wait.

I’m no+t denying the clear so+cial and genetic advantages of being bo+rn with co+o+ler blo+o+d, no+r an I disco+unting the pettiness and the attitudes that co+me with any so+rt o+f po+wer. It bo+thers me no+ end.

Why? Because o+f that lo+vely sense o+f entitlement that mo+st highblo+o+ds have and act o+n. Yes, yo+u may be the law, but by no+ means do+ I have to+ fo+llow it.

True enough, but I mean that's like saying nobody has to follow the law. I cannot force you to respect my rank or any of the advantages that I have as a higher blood. If I learned something in my tenure in our armed forces it was that, but I could just kill you or hurt those you care for or some such. We follow laws for a reason, while it is technically true that you could break the social contract at any time, someone could also steal from you and walk out in broad daylight. The threat of force keeps people in line. We higher castes have more privileges sure but we have also been modified more, the social engineering more overt and the punishment for failures more quick to turn to torture. More is expected of a blue blood compared to an olive blood. The higher you are the more perfect you are expected to be and the more closely you are examined for the right behaviors.

Honestly, the pettiness is half for fun with most of my caste though there only exist like five of us universe wide right now. You can call it entitlement and you aren’t wrong either, we believe that it is owed to us because it is a lot of the time. I used to actually feed the queens lusus and I had the right to pick though the stuff of the troll I just killed for anything I liked or anything I thought could sell. (Technically they were supposed to be alive but they would just end up growing up without a lusus so its better that theyre dead.) This was an entitlement I had but it was also a legal right. Then again, you know how the law is, if you don’t like it just kill the person trying to enforce it on you. I suppose in that way might could be considered better than blood.

Greetings and Welco+me

@masterofthetide

Yo+u’ve found my little co+rner. I go+ by Po+rrim.

What may I call yo+u?

Eridan Ampora.

Weren’t you the actress in that recent set of drinker movies that everyone went gaga over about a sweep ago? The ones with the bland protagonist that had two mythological creatures of the day fighting over her.

It’s a pleasure to+ meet yo+u, Eridan.

…I believe yo+u have me co+nfused with an alternate o+f mine. While it so+unds like an interesting sto+ry, I’ve no+t been in any… I believe mo+vies is the right wo+rd.

I’m flattered. I do+ believe this is the first time I’ve been mistaken fo+r an actress. 5:)

The pleasure is all yours. Of course, I suspect you know how this goes with stuck up highbloods like myself.

Ah, maybe I do have you confused.

Well, I wouldn’t be too flattered though as I recall the movies and novels were universally hated by anyone with half a brain and older than the age of six solar sweeps and it spawned a set of novels and movies about really abusive relationships and BDSM pratices which were equally as awful.

Bella swan, that was the character’s name. I wonder what happened to the actress after that gaper fire of a movie? I imagine she would never be able to escape that movie.

I understand, Eridan. Admittedly, my experience with highblo+o+ds is … limited. They do+n’t really co+me to+ Bellemere and when they do+ they do+n’t frequent my business. They tend to+ cause tro+uble amo+ng my o+ther patro+ns and it o+ften requires my getting invo+lved to+ break it up.

I do+n’t mind highblo+o+d co+mpany, so+ lo+ng as they fo+llo+w my rules under my ro+o+f.

O+h go+ds, that so+unds awful. Remind to+ never go+ hunting fo+r them.

I imagine that wo+uld give an actress’s career a rather serio+us injury if everyo+ne hated them.

I don’t really know what that is but, in the end, we are the rules wouldn’t you say? We may not be the empress herself but we are given a lot of leeway with our conduct and most of us are something that an average low blood wouldn’t be able to handle without serious life threatening injury in the least. There is a reason we are on top. Of course, I am more specifically talking of sea dwellers since to me the only ones worthy of being called ‘high blood’ are those who on top of the heap.

They were pretty popular a while ago, you couldn’t go anywhere without seeing either someone talking about them or some advertisement for the movies, then they disappeared.

Who knows, I mean there are always b movies, porn, or kids shows. If you can’t get into movies I imagine those options would be the next best though the movies would still probably come back to haunt her.

Well aren’t yo+u pisces in pants? Yes, that may be the case lo+o+king at the hemo+spectrum and where it puts yo+u, but I wo+uld expect that highblo+o+ds like yo+urself to+ at least be civil in their interactio+ns with o+thers.

I ho+ld everyo+ne who+ walks thro+ugh my do+o+r with to+ the same rules and standards o+f po+lite co+nduct. I’m a land dweller, and the majo+rity o+f my patro+ns are lo+wblo+o+ds; I’ve fo+und that it’s o+ften the highblo+o+ds that start the bar fights and are subsequently remo+ved fro+m the premises.

Given what I’ve heard, I’m glad they disappeared. And fo+r her sake, I ho+pe she was able to+ reco+ver.

#bedknobs-and-barstools #((Holy shit Eridan just please shut up.))#((Tfw ur muse thinks he knows everything bc he is a shitty noble.))

That sure is an expression there. I’m not wrong though, I mean even hemospectrum, (aside as much as it pains me to say those words) when you objectively look at the two groups even if you lump my caste in with everyone above teal or something, higher bloods are more capable except for psychics who are nine times out of ten tortured and unstable. You have the navy-bloods who are insanely strong, the purple-bloods with their insane clown cult and really ill-defined ‘chuckle voodoos’ (though we may discount this because for all they say its magic in the history books it stinks of psychic power.) and sea dweller's are quite strong and durable themselves due to living in the depths, not to mention any other evolutionary gifts. There is also something to be said for the vicious attitudes that higher bloods seem to frequently possess. There are reasons that sea dwellers are the top of the good chain.

I’m sure you do, however, the rest of the world doesn’t. It doesn’t surprise me that high bloods typically start fights, they are known to be aggressive and unforgiving, we are encouraged to be that way by alternia’s brutal culture. Hell, if we are honest ‘polite’ is a mostly low blood thing. I can tell you from my times at the academy we of the highest castes squabble and fight often and jockey against each other in games of who is the biggest asshole. I suppose that could be considered an advantage of lowbloods if you wanted to reach: unity. It matters little but it's probably one of the few strengths they objectively have.

So even when you boil it down to the most basics high bloods are more or less the law, even if you throw them out a petty high blood will just wait around until they come out. We live far longer and are far more spiteful. High-bloods are the law essentially, only answering to our superiors, by either blood or rank in whatever profession we choose to go for.

I did say I was a snobby highblood.

It probably continues to haunt her let's be real, bad movies never disappear. They only lie in wait.

Greetings and Welco+me

@masterofthetide

Yo+u’ve found my little co+rner. I go+ by Po+rrim.

What may I call yo+u?

Eridan Ampora.

Weren’t you the actress in that recent set of drinker movies that everyone went gaga over about a sweep ago? The ones with the bland protagonist that had two mythological creatures of the day fighting over her.

It’s a pleasure to+ meet yo+u, Eridan.

…I believe yo+u have me co+nfused with an alternate o+f mine. While it so+unds like an interesting sto+ry, I’ve no+t been in any… I believe mo+vies is the right wo+rd.

I’m flattered. I do+ believe this is the first time I’ve been mistaken fo+r an actress. 5:)

The pleasure is all yours. Of course, I suspect you know how this goes with stuck up highbloods like myself.

Ah, maybe I do have you confused.

Well, I wouldn’t be too flattered though as I recall the movies and novels were universally hated by anyone with half a brain and older than the age of six solar sweeps and it spawned a set of novels and movies about really abusive relationships and BDSM pratices which were equally as awful.

Bella swan, that was the character’s name. I wonder what happened to the actress after that gaper fire of a movie? I imagine she would never be able to escape that movie.

I understand, Eridan. Admittedly, my experience with highblo+o+ds is … limited. They do+n’t really co+me to+ Bellemere and when they do+ they do+n’t frequent my business. They tend to+ cause tro+uble amo+ng my o+ther patro+ns and it o+ften requires my getting invo+lved to+ break it up.

I do+n’t mind highblo+o+d co+mpany, so+ lo+ng as they fo+llo+w my rules under my ro+o+f.

O+h go+ds, that so+unds awful. Remind to+ never go+ hunting fo+r them.

I imagine that wo+uld give an actress’s career a rather serio+us injury if everyo+ne hated them.

I don’t really know what that is but, in the end, we are the rules wouldn’t you say? We may not be the empress herself but we are given a lot of leeway with our conduct and most of us are something that an average low blood wouldn’t be able to handle without serious life threatening injury in the least. There is a reason we are on top. Of course, I am more specifically talking of sea dwellers since to me the only ones worthy of being called ‘high blood’ are those who on top of the heap.

They were pretty popular a while ago, you couldn’t go anywhere without seeing either someone talking about them or some advertisement for the movies, then they disappeared.

Who knows, I mean there are always b movies, porn, or kids shows. If you can’t get into movies I imagine those options would be the next best though the movies would still probably come back to haunt her.

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Yeah, I got nothing snarky for this, I tried but failed.

I’m Eridan Ampora, and I really need to come up with some better snark.

gunz-4-hire-blog1

mebbe u need 2 check ur fuses & change out ur snark plugs :3 LOL but thats ok sugar ill let u off this time

im roxy cutie hacker extrodinair && genrlly rad gal lol hows it hangin eri

Sugar? I don’t get it.

Well, I mean it doesn’t help that I know nothing about you, yeah its a bit of an excuse but I need to defend myself here.

Pretty bad. I am waiting for my court marshal and having it dawn on me that a clown is my longest lasting positive relation. … Is it actually positive if all we do is mock each other and laugh at each others pain. Well, that and murder delivery trolls.

I’m a former orphaner if we are giving out professions.

gunz-4-hire-blog1

lol sugar is s/t i call ppl like a pet name kinda thang or whatevs its jst callin peeps nice things idk

that huh yh idk if thats classed as like a pos kinda relation tbh it dont sound so gr8 4 u like emotionally or w/e

u wat u kill parents?

Huh. Well, that sure is a thing, I just generally shorten people’s names when I want to make a nickname, though it’s weird because I swear people started copying me.

Yeah, the thing about killing someone for their position, you have to actually be able to do their job as well as they did.

He’s a weird kind of guy, he is currently mocking my need for baked grub and curdled dairy product. I mean I also mock his loneliness so.

What’s a parent? Orphaner’s are just special forces officers trained by fighting things much bigger than them. I’ve been killing custodians since I was six though if that is what you mean?

#gunz-4-hire

gunz-4-hire started following you

Yeah, I got nothing snarky for this, I tried but failed.

I’m Eridan Ampora, and I really need to come up with some better snark.

gunz-4-hire-blog1

mebbe u need 2 check ur fuses & change out ur snark plugs :3 LOL but thats ok sugar ill let u off this time

im roxy cutie hacker extrodinair && genrlly rad gal lol hows it hangin eri

Sugar? I don’t get it.

Well, I mean it doesn’t help that I know nothing about you, yeah its a bit of an excuse but I need to defend myself here.

Pretty bad. I am waiting for my court marshal and having it dawn on me that a clown is my longest lasting positive relation. ... Is it actually positive if all we do is mock each other and laugh at each others pain. Well, that and murder delivery trolls.

I’m a former orphaner if we are giving out professions.

#gunz-4-hire

gunz-4-hire started following you

Yeah, I got nothing snarky for this, I tried but failed.

I'm Eridan Ampora, and I really need to come up with some better snark.

#gunz-4-hire

Greetings and Welco+me

@masterofthetide

Yo+u’ve found my little co+rner. I go+ by Po+rrim.

What may I call yo+u?

Eridan Ampora.

Weren’t you the actress in that recent set of drinker movies that everyone went gaga over about a sweep ago? The ones with the bland protagonist that had two mythological creatures of the day fighting over her.

It’s a pleasure to+ meet yo+u, Eridan.

…I believe yo+u have me co+nfused with an alternate o+f mine. While it so+unds like an interesting sto+ry, I’ve no+t been in any… I believe mo+vies is the right wo+rd.

I’m flattered. I do+ believe this is the first time I’ve been mistaken fo+r an actress. 5:)

#bedknobs-and-barstools #((Porrim did u star in troll fifty shades of grey?))

The pleasure is all yours. Of course, I suspect you know how this goes with stuck up highbloods like myself.

Ah, maybe I do have you confused.

Well, I wouldn’t be too flattered though as I recall the movies and novels were universally hated by anyone with half a brain and older than the age of six solar sweeps and it spawned a set of novels and movies about really abusive relationships and BDSM pratices which were equally as awful.

Bella swan, that was the character’s name. I wonder what happened to the actress after that gaper fire of a movie? I imagine she would never be able to escape that movie.

Greetings and Welco+me

@masterofthetide

Yo+u’ve found my little co+rner. I go+ by Po+rrim.

What may I call yo+u?

Eridan Ampora.

Weren’t you the actress in that recent set of drinker movies that everyone went gaga over about a sweep ago? The ones with the bland protagonist that had two mythological creatures of the day fighting over her.

#Seriously how did this happen #Fucking share you asshole clown #I will rain death down on you for very little reason and you know it.#Why does everything exist to deny me my desires.#I just want a good bowl of grub and curdled solid dairy product.

terminallycooking replied to your post: Sometimes I look at my life and remember the...

Y'aLl AiN’t GeTtIn’ ShIt DuDe EaT a BuLgE :oD

My dramatic quest for a decent meal continues, even though I could probably find a restaurant I haven’t been banned in yet. They could probably get nine seasons out of that.

Also. I ain’t your lusus yesterday morning.

#terminallycooking

Sometimes I look at my life and remember the closest thing I have to a non-hostile non-romantic relationship is a clown that I think still eats soper and refuses to share his food.

Where did my life go wrong?

terminallycooking

"Where’d you learn you history? A cereal box?"

YeS! mOsT oF iT! eAt A fUcKiNg BuLgE bOi!

This explains so much. I’d throw a textbook at you but knowing you there would probably be an attempt to eat it.

terminallycooking

YoU kNoW mE tOo WeLl. GiMmE tHaT sHiT aNyhOw, It’Ll Be FuNnY.

No way, I like my history books. Chew on a cookbook, it has pictures of food so it’ll taste better.

#terminallycooking

terminallycooking

"Where’d you learn you history? A cereal box?"

YeS! mOsT oF iT! eAt A fUcKiNg BuLgE bOi!

riflekitten-deactivated20191118

This explains so much. I’d throw a textbook at you but knowing you there would probably be an attempt to eat it.

#terminallycooking

masterofthetide:

Well, rifles are the best kind of gun clearly. This is a fact that no one important can dispute.

Yeah well, when you don’t live on a planet with massive overpopulation problem and supplies stretched REAL thin, you eat the young.

You would think so but I just can’t get it to taste like the clown makes it. I swear he has some kind of secret.

i think they have a better.. weight to them then little guns? like, sure you gotta strap it across your back to carry it but at the same time the size of the gun is proportionate to the damage (as it should be)

ya know i’m gonna just

not eat the young

the clown who the heck??