Master Sarge

The gay, kinky (Fat, Bear, BDSM, Furry, Pup) hedonist Hellhound King. Ancient warped bastard trying to make sense of a world gone fucky. AuDHD, Demon, Musician, DJ, Comedian, Master/Daddy. Speaks in dark sarcasm & lives deliciously. ♾️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇲🇽♀️#BLM NSFW **18+ ONLY**

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Sloppy Drunk Doomsday Space Toilet!

All aboard Sarge's "Sloppy Drunk Doomsday Space Toilet"!

The drunken ramblings of a fat Hellhound, lovingly crafted for your pleasure. 😈

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Tumblr is fatphobic as FUCK

For years I've posted simple photos of myself without a shirt. Nothing below the waist, no genitals, nothing sexual at all. Just a man with no shirt. And 100% of the time it gets reviewed and slapped with a content warning. I look through hundreds of photos of other men with no shirt and there's no content warning.

The difference between the two? I'm fat and they're not. And I see the same treatment with other fat beautiful folks here.

FUCK YOU and your fatphobic prejudice horseshit, tumblr! You allow AI and fascist puke but fat people are somehow "over the line"? You're a prejudice pile of shit, tumblr. I'd ask you to do better but it's obvious you can't and/or don't want to. Eat shit and die slowly.

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Devil Dog Radio Live Tomorrow

Fat Daddy Hellhound will be in His Dungeon spinning music & tails tomorrow starting at 4:30p est.

Escape, Frolic, Forget, Fornicate. 😈

Friday May 15th @ 4:30pm on https://www.twitch.tv/devildogradio 

[mastersarge]

If Anyone Can Help...

Sorry to ask. We've had a stretch of bad luck w/ money being stolen, water heater breaking repeatedly, car repairs, medical issues, etc 1 of the 2 cars that get 4 people back & forth to work is totaled. Frame rusted thru & cracked. Cannot be driven or repaired. Any help is much-needed and appreciated. 💜 ko-fi.com/mastersarge

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Big, fat, sweaty Bear relaxing after a long day. 

(A ton of Tuesday tummy for ya. 😈)

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Highlights from Devil Dog Radio's "A Sacred Place In Hell" Show! 

Featuring Spring, Joy, Good Friday, Bad Friday, Mental Health, Throwing Chairs at Children, Horny Leaches, Dumb People Breeding, Hope....and/or all or none of the above. 😈

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The Bear/Hellhound King of Excess commands you to live deliciously!

😈 Some tonnage for #tummytuesday

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The Hellhound is LIVE!

Mother Nature has an erection, so let's gaily dance around her pole and pollenate each other with Spring gaiety until we chafe!

Devil Dog Radio is broadcasting LIVE, right now. (Friday April 3 @ 5pm est) Hang with friends, listen to music & odd humor, & enjoy life for a while. 

Click HERE to listen/watch: https://www.twitch.tv/devildogradio

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Demon DJs Tomorrow

The Hellhound King will be spinning Spring gaiety & tales of rhetorical jujitsu LIVE tomorrow (Friday 4/3) at 5pm est. 

Here on 66.6 WMAW: https://www.twitch.tv/devildogradio

If you like music, sick humor, and/or fat demons, join Me. 😈

[mastersarge]

Stop Pretending Your Pet Enjoys Skydiving

Do your pets enjoy extreme sports? Not even a little. Stop pretending they do, fuck munch.

Give a watch/listen to this 5 minute clip from our live Devil Dog Radio broadcast. Careful! You may smile & enjoy it!

Support kinky, human-made art. 💜

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Advice for the Lonely & Angry

Advice for the Lonely & Angry

Support the kinky, human-made arts. 💜 

Give a watch/listen to this 5-ish minute clip from our live Devil Dog Radio broadcast.

Dark Demon humor made for an audience that doesn't exist. 😈

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Love Isn't An Erection

Please take a few minutes out of your day so I can make you smile while you support real human/Hellhound-made art. 

Give this clip a watch/listen & spread the love. From My dark, warped heart to yours. 😈💜

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If you need a smile & want to support real human/Hellhound-made art, give this clip a watch/listen & spread the love. From My dark, warped heart to yours. 😈💜

[nintendozoe666-deactivated20260]

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Hellhound is LIVE!

66.6 WMAW's "Voodoo Freak Toboggan" is leaving the station! Master Sarge is BROADCASTING LIVE RIGHT EFFIN' NOW (Friday the 13th @ 5pm est) 

Listen here: https://www.twitch.tv/devildogradio

Hangout, get weird(er), laugh, & leave the moral world behind for a while.

[mastersarge]

All Aboard The Voodoo Freak Toboggan To Hell!

Climb aboard Devil Dog Radio's "Voodoo Freak Toboggan" to Hell! 

LIVE tomorrow (Friday the 13th) at 5pm (est) here: https://www.twitch.tv/devildogradio

Hangout with weird creatures while The Hellhound King spins great music & growls weirdly! Have some fun & support the dark, kinky arts! 😈💜