WORKING DAYS
My schedule is free from 5 am to 5 pm. Other then that I am still masturbating.
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@masterzdeath
WORKING DAYS
My schedule is free from 5 am to 5 pm. Other then that I am still masturbating.
PROSTITUTE DOWN THE ROAD
The other day I was walking down the road and saw a girl looking at me. I thought she was a prostitute. So i went up to her. Seems like she were a prostitute. She was just living ten blocks away from me and I found out about it as soon as she arrived. I am very well wise. Known to kill in an instant. I do dirty jokes and fuck prostitutes. The other day I saw a man pick up my prostitute girlfriend. We were very much in love. But I got to understand the biz. So i hooked her us being a pimp. I got sex in return. No more to masturbation.
LIFE LESSON 1 - Keep it up
My life lessons is to keep on going a far as I can. The other day I chased down a lady I met at a bus stop all the way to her door step.
MASTURBATING THEORY
I masturbate to porn online when I get horny. That is like every day and night. I do it like a fucking pornstar. Why not I become a cam whore and get paid for doing it. I guess my thought have gotten me too far. I am rich though. Made 5 bucks in 5 seconds while the performer I dubbed to be me shaved his balls just like me, work makeup just like me, and masturbated while thinking about me. Cool huh. Life has got to take you places. See where I take mine. I see myself going far.
TASK 1
In assistance to my gratitude towards my readers online, I suggest you do the selected gestures tonight.
1. Think of me while masturbating. I am a big hairy man with a small penis ;)
2. Masturbate to my stories.
3. Kill everyone of of my neighbours.
HOMEWORK
My school years were spent reading pornography my teacher gave is in our homework. It was do to corrections. We were made do correct other peoples sexual fantasies. I got an x and was asked to do again. That slut I ticked off gave me a blow once I confessed I liked it and it gave me a hard on. My teacher is satisfied not promoting himself as a pedophile.
PAST TIME
My past time is used masturbating to porn online. I specifically like the amateur sluts. I like the way they look just like my idols; my neighbor, schoolmates, and lovers.
MY GIRLFRIEND
My lovely girlfriend is afraid I might injure her with my rugby boots once I tried to stand on her face with it. The studs are one inch thick. My girlfriend is now a femdom. I enjoy her revenge. We get along lucky. We are in love. I am still gay. She satisfies me for that. I am normal now. We get along easily.
DATING
My love is to have a few girls in my life to watch me masturbate as I think of them. I send them text messages saying I am thinking about her. They immediately ask me what I am thinking of?. I answer with a proposal for a date the next week. Damn I am lucky.
GAY PERFORMER
My dream is to have five cocks stab me in the ass one or two at a time. My dream came true. I was not watching it live on tv as I performed it everyday. Now my ass hurts.
MY PLEASURE
My pleasure in introducing myself as DMZ aka Death Master Z the director of the Master Z Show. Hope you enjoy it while sucking off his penis. This is a good time to have fun ladies. I am naughty.
MY DIRTY LITTLE SECRET HIDEOUT
My dick is so tired of fucking I ran away to Japan to a little gay town secluded and I was made a bitch the whole time because I refused to fuck. They called me names. Bad names. Names to turn me on. Names to make me feed disgraced, names to make me feel like a whore. I gave in.
MY DIRTY LITTLE NEIGHBOR SLUT WHORE PERFORMER ;)
When I was looking out the window, I saw a man getting it on with his wife. Somehow he could not get his dick up. He saw me and winked. I winked back. We both became buddies. He kept on looking at me every few seconds to keep his erection up. I guess I must really turn him on. But what I really enjoying to see is his wife fucking my hard on.
MY THEORY OF LIFE
I taste the air and I smell weed. I guess the performers are getting high. I let them and when they are away doing their thing, I sneak back into the dressing room looking for the loot. I find a bag of weed, cocaine, and meth. I take some. Soon I become a performer myself. My stunts are not so funny. I am drugged.
WHO AM I
I am a man age 30 still waiting at the circus. I since moved up to assistant circus manager. Now I make my performers do trick I specifically design for you to laugh and be amazed at. I also serve drinks to the performers just to make sure they are drugged up when doing it. My theory in life is that if someone is going to do it, it might as well be though of by others. That way it wont mess up.
INTRODUCTION
When I was in the circus I got a job waiting the waiting performers while they did their stunts off stage. I served them drinks, coffee, tea, and lemonade. Now they are high when I spiked the lemonade with drugs. They were better then ever making a fool out of themselves. I called it the Master Z Show.
DICK SUCKING
I asked my friend to suck my dick and he did. He told me not to tell anyone. It was too late. The passengers saw.