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multi fandom blog. mostly reblogs. trying to post art more often. check out my art tag #emspaintart

[homunculus-argument]

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

[homunculus-argument]

my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

[catgirlwheels]

...how does it taste?

[homunculus-argument]

bad

[writingtoolofdubiousintegrity]

the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.

By adding milk to sour water you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.

[homunculus-argument]

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

[soymsan-entro]

So my sister is on vacation and has sent me a photo of the store she was buying clothes in.

I'm going to lose it.

[pokemonpostsdaily]

[littlestpersimmon]

An old schema for a decommissioned, divine automaton. Her name is no longer known.

[mail-me-a-snail]

he's free now

[omghotmemes]

Baby can do a little a cocaine, as a treat

[angstandhappiness]

LMAO

[b0nkcreat]

i drew a horse from memory one like and i will reveal my beautiful boy to the world

[b0nkcreat]

my son philip he eats pencils and drinks paint

[lycanthrop-ee]

omg i did the same thing w a cow the other day .. i hope its ok that i introduced him maybe they can have a playdate. .?

[b0nkcreat]

oh my goodness gracious… yes of course

[mandibugs]

I think they should frolic together..

[b0nkcreat]

the world is so beautiful here

[fagbearentertainment]

Pros of being an artist: you can make your favorite characters kiss!!! Yippee!!!!

Cons of being an artist:

[prinnay]

Planette: Mars

[geryone]

Kitchen Hymns, Pádraig Ó Tuama

[horrificgoth]

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

[the-seelie-court-official]

you cannot fix that blond man please step away and let the professionals take over

[the-seelie-court-official]

ma'am please let the blond defusal squad do their jobs. they have better life insurance than you

[dozenssporks]

[clevergirlhelps]

Hiding Dead Bodies

The first thing you need to know about hiding dead bodies is what dead bodies are like. They stink, they attract flies/mushrooms/other decomposers, decomposition gases make them bloat, and rotting down to the skeleton takes anywhere from a week (hot, humid climates) to several years (cold, arid climates).

The second thing you need to know is how other people – e.g. law enforcement – find bodies. They use cadaver dogs (specifically trained to find corpses), evidence (a dockside security camera that recorded someone tossing a body into a river), or plain old sleuthing (noticing freshly turned soil).

The third thing: all the things you shouldn’t do. DO NOT leave the body uncovered, let cameras or recording devices of any sort see you dealing with the body, let eyewitnesses see you with the body, tell people where it is, or keep it in an area familiar to you.

TECHNIQUES

Keep reading

[depsidase]

[sleepy-giraffe]

Oh no it’s one of my hyperfixations.

So fun fact I am currently in school to learn how to build affordable housing. They don’t teach you how to murder strip malls so I must learn this on my own. Someday the two will fuse and I will be an angel of death for shopping centers. This is my calling.

There have been attempts to turn malls into affordable housing. Sadly retrofitting commercial properties into habitable living spaces is usually more expensive than just making a new building. All that big empty space with uniform climate control is cool and all but it’s not habitable living quarters. you know what it’s GREAT for????

HYPER-LOCAL AGRICULTURE BAYBEEEEEEE

Indoor farming got a bad rep recently because it couldn’t become profitable fast enough to satisfy the capitalists funding it. But these places have loads of height for more space-efficient vertical farms, and while plants won’t need the blasted AC of most shopping malls, they probably do appreciate a steady climate (something that’s getting harder to find outdoors).

“But wait,” you say, “the food court has all those fully outfitted kitchens. It would be a waste not to incorporate that into daily living.”

hello????????? Literal farm-to-table restaurants that grow their vegetables right across the hallway are you KIDDING ME??????????????? (better keep that shit cheap tho no gentrification on my watch)

“But wait wait wait,” you say again, “how can it be *local* farming when there’s no housing nearby? Also this isn’t about food we need fucking housing????”

I hear you, man, I hear you. But you know what is right around a shopping mall? Acres upon acres of the most depressing use of land in history: fucking dog shit crusty ass empty fucking parking lots.

The amount of space these bad boys take up is STAGGERING, and it’s often enough to fit an entire neighborhood. Just check out what this one architect in Maine did to replan the Portland mall (they won an award for it):

*everything on that map that’s in color is currently flat cement*

One mid-sized mall in Maine can fit an entire downtown area WITH GREEN SPACE in its parking lot, and *still have room for parking.*

So yeah, the housing in malls idea is cool thinking. Think bigger. WAY bigger.

Think of all the space strip malls and their parking lots take up. Imagine all that space becoming housing and small businesses and third spaces and NATURE.

These stores are dying fast. The real estate is cheap as fuck. It is extremely doable within the next decade. We just have to fucking do it.

[null-and-void-and-gone]

me when my disabilities disable me:

[oceanabylonianshell-deactivated]

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

[gemike]

[kushblazer666]

[tevruden]

Yes but also: