moedaugherty:
Don’t be dense. You know I’m pro MILF, as long as it’s not my mom. Weirdo. You know, kinda miss the little dude.
But why can’t we have lots of money with little job? Ugh. That’s the ideal.You were a player, hun. You know you have game.
I would never actually do that Mo, at least not while we’re together. KIDDING. I miss him too. I wonder if we’d ever be able to visit him, you know? It’s probably not possible, but maybe they’ll give us special permission since foster parenthood was sort of just... placed in our laps.
Don’t you think little job entails having fun at work? Unfortunately, neither of us are inheriting fortunes anytime soon, so there’s no use in us wondering what could have been. We know that we’re not getting money for little work, so let’s find work that makes us happy. I think it’s way more fulfilling than just getting money for nothing, anyway, don’t you? A player, but I chose you, isn’t that so romantic. I always knew I was better than your ew boyfriends, but it’s just nice to hear.
UM so I was looking at pictures from my birthday party and I did NOT realize how drunk I got. Was I messy?
















