wiped out !!

bogus. heinous. most non-triumphant. miles. 23.

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hey !!

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yeehaw

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someone at work told me my dressing and looking all punk n stuff was like a bug with a thick exoskeleton because the second i open my mouth you can tell i'm easily squashed.

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@defiantfuck

it's still part of my regular wardrobe.

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i was complaining, i was down in the dumps i feel so strong now ‘cause you pulled me up !!

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Date a boy who forgives you for your past

[magicbulletinfomercialfan-deact]

date a boy who disregards your Cracker Barrel arson charge

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date a boy who was your accomplice in the Cracker Barrel arson 

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me as a fifth grader after someone explains the headless horseman to me: 

so no head?

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(me voice) hey.

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send me asks...

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[whenrpmemesattack]

SEND “⚡️” AND A QUESTION AND MY MUSE WILL BE FORCED TO ANSWER HONESTLY

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bongsipper was supposed to be my middle name.

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got fired from burger king because people kept complaining about my hand print on the burger.

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i was complaining, i was down in the dumps i feel so strong now ‘cause you pulled me up !!

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miles said fuck work.

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I really hate Morrissey but I can’t stop loving the Smiths.

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all my oof posts are supposed to be read like minecraft injury noises.