wait what happened to h in brasil? everybody says he was high or whatever is this true?
Well well well…lets take a gander
One Direction turned up in Brazil and Harry, figuratively speaking, turned up as well. Lets start first with the pool scene. Here we have a beautiful Harry Styles in his natural habitat. Downing Brazil’s national drink, caipirinhas, by the glassful
A concerned Liam looking on in amazement and Harry reaches for his glass again
This proceeds into Harry pulling out a beautiful array of tricks in the pool
I believe the caption for this next photo consisted of Harry: caipirinhas where’s my caipirinhas I need my caipirinhasJulian: Harry, let the caipirinhas go
Next we move on to the most glorious moment we’ve ever captured of Harry Edward Styles…
Harry: “ben..ben listen…ben I’ll do anything you want me to do if you just sneak me some more caipirinhas”
Ben does not oblige and Harry is left with no other choice but to drown himself.
Alright, lets move away from the pool scene and onto the bread van (*war flashbacks ensue*) Here Harry gets in the the dark, tiny, cramped bread van…..fully decked out in his sunglasses.
But as if his drunk ass isn’t convincing enough lets include the audio of Harry just to ensure everyone
Really Harry? Tell us a story we haven’t heard before.
So then the boys arrive at the Christ The Redeemer statue. But does Christ stop Harry from getting more turned up? No.
Whatcha drinkin’ there Harry?
Lets not stop there though. Harry gets on stage and proceeds to strip down. The boy takes his pants off. A full blow ‘unbutton, unzip, expose’ going on here for everyone to see. Parents, chilldren, the entire world (god bless, again)
And what do we come to find out? Harry pulled down his pants somewhere in Brazil and let a stranger tattoo the word “Brasil” dangerously high on his thigh. But lets not forget the enthusiasm of it all with the extra exclamation point at the end !
Then, rumor has it, Harry wasn’t done yet. He drags his fun loving pal Niall into it all and hits up a rooftop pool party until three in the morning. But of course lets not forget the caipirinhas…
Will someone remind him the next time Harry decides to turn up that clothes aren’t needed in the pools? Thank you.
Even years later, receipts of drunken Harry in Brazil continue to pop up. Not just drunk harry, but stupidly drunk harry doing the infamous ‘tough guy shot’ which consists of taking a shot of tequila, snorting a line of salt, and squeezing a lime into your eyeball.
Harry in Brazil is the gift that keeps on giving.
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