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@matechquotes
myles: you’re asian-ing it up right now
tag yourself i’m bastard amber
anna: go fish— oh there’s no more
me: no fish?
myles: go fi—go fuck yourself
bethany: everyone has to touch me in the show
logan: I DONT WANT TO DRINK FUCKING TREE JUICE
jackson (plankton): plankton is very infertile, i should warn you
jiwon: are you gay?
myles, gay: no i'm biking home
holden: the cum--I MEAN CHUM BUCKET
jiwon: HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS LACTOSE INTOLERANT
myles: you got blue cum on my pants
maiko: well it is a smurf orgy
me: breaking news kids, smurfs were harmed in the making of spongebob the musical
logan: IT'S FINE THAT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT PORTUGAL WAS
me, myles, anna, and leo playing go fish with myles' tarot cards using the fly rail lights as we wait for the house to open:
anna: so was that a 'go fish'?
leo: no it was a 'fuck you'
soleil: you can't fucking kill yourself in chopsticks jackson
myles, as we sit under the prop table during intermission as he reads fanfiction and i scroll twitter: oooo it was hate sex
me, automatically: love me some hate sex
jackson, pressing a bobby pin against the wall to flatten it out for some reason: it's conversion therapy
myles: but what if it was one, two, [sexual noise]
*texting hannah*
Freddie, Irmak, Michaela: *in unison* Ken hit the woah!
Hannah: What the FUCK YOU GUYS
Freddie, Irmak, Michaela: *still in unison* He was too quick!