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myles: you’re asian-ing it up right now

tag yourself i’m bastard amber

anna: go fish— oh there’s no more

me: no fish?

myles: go fi—go fuck yourself

bethany: everyone has to touch me in the show

logan: I DONT WANT TO DRINK FUCKING TREE JUICE

jackson (plankton): plankton is very infertile, i should warn you

jiwon: are you gay?

myles, gay: no i'm biking home

holden: the cum--I MEAN CHUM BUCKET

jiwon: HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS LACTOSE INTOLERANT

myles: you got blue cum on my pants

maiko: well it is a smurf orgy

me: breaking news kids, smurfs were harmed in the making of spongebob the musical

logan: IT'S FINE THAT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT PORTUGAL WAS

me, myles, anna, and leo playing go fish with myles' tarot cards using the fly rail lights as we wait for the house to open:

anna: so was that a 'go fish'?

leo: no it was a 'fuck you'

soleil: you can't fucking kill yourself in chopsticks jackson

myles, as we sit under the prop table during intermission as he reads fanfiction and i scroll twitter: oooo it was hate sex

me, automatically: love me some hate sex

jackson, pressing a bobby pin against the wall to flatten it out for some reason: it's conversion therapy

myles: but what if it was one, two, [sexual noise]

*texting hannah*

Freddie, Irmak, Michaela: *in unison* Ken hit the woah!

Hannah: What the FUCK YOU GUYS

Freddie, Irmak, Michaela: *still in unison* He was too quick!

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