For Every Heart, a Knife.

 ( Independant rp blog for a primordial vampire | Online and F2F | 18+ )

[maternoctis]

The Chasm behind my lair where I dispose of the cars of door dash drivers after I eat them is getting full. Vexing.

[goryh0le]

@apoapsiis @qblester neither of you cunts told me you liked dwarf fortress

[maternoctis]

Why wouldn't they. Apart from digging building effective fortifications is about all that dwarfs are good for.

[catoswound-moved]

fucking his wound. sorry i mean im fucking his wound. sorry i mean that im fucking his wound. i mean sorry im trying to fuck his wound. i mean fucking his wound i mean im fucking his wound i mean im in his wound fucking it i mean

[stupidgrasshopper]

do you. do you get it.

[wilfofficial]

@goryh0le c'mere I need to give you a headache for the one you're giving me

[goryh0le]

Collateral should be tuned for the operation, sure

I'll grant that

But why is killing children worse than killing an uninvolved adult

[tinytelepath]

Agency, as a broard rule.

There's a lot more an adult can do to remove themselves from a bad situation, a kid is at the mercy of the people with all the power.

[goryh0le]

I have 2 people against a wall

Person 1 is an able bodied child in the 5-10 year age bracket

Person 2 is an adult who is disabled in a way that prevents them from running or fighting

You have 5 seconds to decide which one I shoot or I'm killing both. Who do you choose and why

[maternoctis]

Shoot the adult the gunpowder will spoil the child's delicate flavor.

[pikadxrat]

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

[teathattast]

get creatured idiot

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

oh thank fuck i thought i was never gonna get creatured

[nick-nonya]

[maternoctis]

It was real anthrax as well I simply modified it to spontaneously apoptose before it could kill him.

[mathtml]

curious s tha w like microbio stuff r mixn t 2 negate t

[maternoctis]

I implanted a replicable molecular trigger into the normal mitochondrial path, thaumaturgically harmonized to the host's health.

I also made it antibiotic resistant so Quinton would not spoil it early by getting it treated.

[maternoctis]

It was real anthrax as well I simply modified it to spontaneously apoptose before it could kill him.

[wilfofficial]

@qblester

Did someone send you a curse or uranium or what?

[qblester]

no Xiel who is Like an evil vampire In the sewers or whatever Like gave me anthrax But fake anthrax But i did think i Would die. i feel Mostly better now.

[maternoctis]

It was funny and an important lesson for you.

[qblester]

What was the Lesson???

[maternoctis]

Do not post your full address on the internet.

[wilfofficial]

@qblester

Did someone send you a curse or uranium or what?

[qblester]

no Xiel who is Like an evil vampire In the sewers or whatever Like gave me anthrax But fake anthrax But i did think i Would die. i feel Mostly better now.

[maternoctis]

It was funny and an important lesson for you.

[qblester]

xiel What the fuck was that. Why do i Feel fine now. Did you put cancer In me do i Have a biological Time bomb like In me. i Know your online right Now i Owe like or About 10k for Cleaning fees are you Going to give me this Like cash Or what.

[maternoctis]

No.

[qblester]

you Dont even need money Why cant you Just pay the cleaning fee Thats like i Should be killing you All i want is the cleaning Like so i dont get Evicted or you Will or yeah Just want me homeless.

[maternoctis]

If I do not need money which is true why would you think I have ten thousand dollars to give you.

[qblester]

xiel What the fuck was that. Why do i Feel fine now. Did you put cancer In me do i Have a biological Time bomb like In me. i Know your online right Now i Owe like or About 10k for Cleaning fees are you Going to give me this Like cash Or what.

[maternoctis]

No.

[notswush]

I remember my childhood fondly. My mother used to always say "Come meet me In the dark where there's no sound and just bugs so i can disembowel you". And then we'd both laugh and laugh

[apoapsiis]

Sapphire come to my catacombs.

The last time i answered an ancients call to the catacombs i got bloodbound by their newborn childe

[maternoctis]

That will not happen I just want to open you up and look inside.

[apoapsiis]

What happens afterwards?i don’t get any weird implants or urges do i??i’m not sure my uhh-patron, will approve.

[maternoctis]

I do not think you would make a good base for modification so no.

[apoapsiis]

Sapphire come to my catacombs.

The last time i answered an ancients call to the catacombs i got bloodbound by their newborn childe

[maternoctis]

That will not happen I just want to open you up and look inside.

[qblester]

@maternoctis

What The Fuck Did You Send Me Why did You send me this.

[maternoctis]

It is a surprise.

[misericorsalvator]

Date 20/7/2024, status alive, What're you lot up to? Headcount.

[maternoctis]

Still one but I could change that if I wanted to.

[misericorsalvator]

Huh..? Like what, plannin on glueing on an extra head?

[maternoctis]

Growing one but I am not planning on it.

[misericorsalvator]

Ah, a flesh arts n crafts one, ey? Apologies, stranger, don't recall if we've met.

[maternoctis]

Presumably but you humans all blend together after a while.