Carpe Scrotum

Brigadier Bootyshorts | heightpilled mogcel | CEO of Violence | certified sex haver | Verified✓ Sigma Male™ | Pervertsplainer | ham candle so fat it has a girth certificate | [IC RP BLOG. UNTAGGED. 18+]

[goryh0le]

HANAEL || OC RP BLOG || INFO UNDER THE CUT

Not affiliated with any franchise or canon, but will take all comers.

DISCLAIMER: views expressed by this character are not representative of my own.

RULES

18+ only. Taboo topics abound. I do not and will not tag for anything besides epilepsy triggers.

Hanael is not nice. You can always DM me if he's playing too rough. Please use some kind of ooc designator so I don't respond IC by mistake, thanks. 🙏

Non-RP blogs may reblog original posts from this blog. However, it is generally considered poor form (and annoying to the other RPer) to reblog a thread.

ABOUT THE MUN

Dog. 30s. He/him. I'm chillin'.

You can hit me up any time for whatever, OOC or IC. I like chatting with the people I write with!

ABOUT THE CHARACTER:

Hanael or "Han" for short.

Freelance Demon. Hustler. Hater. Shitposter. Ancap. War criminal. Founder and Commander of Siatris International LLC, a multidimensional PMC and security consulting firm with a focus on supernatural risk management. Currently raising two girls with @wilfofficial.

Vicious and jaded, but not humorless. Protip: make him laugh.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[powerburial]

Operation Unwanted Erection was a covert joint US-Israel cyberwarfare program disclosed by Edward Snowden in 2013

[sexhaver]

All the adult Romanovs for sure deserved to die but I’m really not sure how you can gleefully justify the brutal murder of a sickly thirteen year old child. Most accounts say his death was very drawn out and painful because he was stabbed several times before dying. There were other options, like exile (what the Bolsheviks initially claimed they did to him) or imprisonment.

At the end of the day, you can understand the Bolsheviks’ hands were forced by the White Army approaching & being in a civil war without claiming children with no moral culpability deserve to slowly and painfully die. Just like the many many peasant children of Tsarist Russia didn’t deserve to die.

i am going to become rich and famous when i invent a generator powered by people pearl-clutching and tone-policing and tut-tutting over the deaths of the Romanov children while simultaneously not giving a shit about the deaths of 10000x as many peasants (children and otherwise)

[sexhaver]

[dogpuppy]

[rhinco]

inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real

[dogpuppy]

[fagstaynight]

is it culturally appropriate to say “here comes the airplane” to your baby if you had twins

[unholycarrierpigeon]

@goryh0le

[mlarayoukai]

[mlarayoukai]

I dont think that's right

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[gumoidpremium]

memento mori my sons

[cloevr]

when that honey mustard hits

[dead-twink-storage]

The rarely seen goop gimp in it’s natural hibernation state.

[tragicwaif]

(gestures at your strange boyfriend) you know that thing would fuck you if you died, right?

[yuriartillery]

i keep winning arguments by saying "i just fantasized about eating you alive"

[goryh0le]

If I became a civilian I would have to kill myself

[goryh0le]

If I was a civilian I would kill myself

And I would love doing it

[goryh0le]

If I was a civilian I would not hesitate

[evilvillain123456789]

gf with anxiety doing annoying anime voice: pwease babe can you buy me a pink Razer BlackWidow V3 gaming keyboard and, and a Razer cat-ear headset ^_^;;

me: (long drag off a menthol) No 

[dorothyo]

[miragefannumber3]

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere