ONLY GIRLS SHOULD SNEEZE

nah everyone can sneeze it's a gender-inclusive activity var sc_project=11435589; var sc_invisible=0; var sc_security="2b169090"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write("");

[mathbroom]

i need your help.

i received proof that someone in the community is a pedophile. the proof i received includes a drawing of a sexualized (to us) image of a child. (csa is not being depicted, but the child is sick with an illness that people in this community jack off to.)

i don't know what to do with this information.

i don't want to post that image on my blog. it horrifies me. but i also don't want to make a post about this person without being able to prove this shit.

i am extremely between a rock and a hard place with this right now and i genuinely am at a loss for what to do about it.

[mathbroom]

straight up if someone's telling you they are involved in "nonsexual kink" there is a 99.9% chance that they're either a pedophile actively (as in, they find children sexually arousing) or are otherwise too stupid to understand what exploiting children is. idk if rogue is a pedophile AND stupid, or just stupid, but like... the stupidity is fairly immense

[mathbroom]

roguesnezblog is a sexual abuser. it is not ambiguous like... at all, if you as a 24 year old trade mutually arousing content with a 16-17 year old, then you have sexually abused a child. congrats!

[roguesnezblog]

Sooooo Lets talk a sec.

So there is someone on tumblr who is saying some stuff about me, I would like to address it. All of it.

So this mutual friend… (I won’t name them)

Ok so Firstly, the thing when they asked me in my tumblr about the question of 

“You know this person is a minor, I thought your blog is 18+”

I, at the time they asked me this in my asks, PM’D this friend if I should address it as I had no problem with doing so. However, the reason I didn’t was because they didn’t want me to respond to it as they had their reasons: They said: “I wasn’t interested in having any conflicts, and that I valued other people on tumblr having their own space away from mine.”

But they have now gave me permission as this rando person on tumblr is starting to say wrong things about me and addressing me, so here we go I guess.

So, This friend/mutual of mine (Who is a minor) When I first met them I didn’t know their age. In Fact I think I found out not long before they came out on tumblr with their age. and when they did I had had a private discussion about our boundaries;

This means: 

I have since told them to not engage with me at all on tumblr. I do not follow them. I do not reblog, like or even look at their posts anymore. And they do the same with me. As we have now come to a mutual private understanding and respect each other’s boundaries.

At the time of taking their commissions I didn’t know them well and I didn’t know they’re age. They gave me money and I did what they wanted as I would do with any commissioner.

I am sorry I didn’t ask for they’re age and they are sorry they didn’t tell me their age at the time.

They also wanted to add: 

“I’ve definitely acknowledged that taking commissions from people who are over 18 is wrong, because back then (1-2 years ago when I WAS commissioning you) I didn’t know at the time that doing that was wrong. Since then I’m much more hyperaware of what’s right and wrong, and for OBVIOUS reasons stated above, this stuff won’t ever continue until I’m 18.”

Either way this issue has been resolved privately. And I will ask people to leave this alone now, as they do not like to feel shamed by it anymore.

TLDR We do not engage on tumblr anymore. Full stop.

We play DND on Sundays together and thats it.

Ok so…Point 2

About Amadi….ok.

He is Intersex. I may have used the word hermaphrodite in the past in the wrong context. For this I apologise. I know this is wrong the correct term is intersex. And I refer to him as such when I can.

And as a character he does prefer he/him pronouns.

I don’t know what conversation they are referring to in this context or what was deleted, but no-one messaged me about this, literally No-one had issues with the language, I just realised that the terms I was using were wrong.

Also in terms of a feminine transition. He wanted this body. This is the body he is most comfortable in, he wanted to be sexy and feminine as he feels this is his best self.

When talking to my trans friends about this, they helped and guided me through the feelings and the process people go through while transitioning and helped me figure out that if him as a character wanted this.

It was actually really lovely and sweet ^^ I enjoyed that conversation.

In terms of criticism. If you wanna critique my portrayal, give me ideas about the trans experience or otherwise, message me. I am very happy to listen.

Come into my dm’s attacking assuming or demanding answers, and I will not respond. I reserve my right to do so and block you if necessary.

The fanfiction shit…

Ok so once I posted a writing piece on my oc’s. Someone messaged me saying that I used similar languages and phrases to their work. I said to them that the phrases and the words must have leaked through into my writing as I have read a few fanfictions and some I honestly…musta just copied.

I apologised for that (As I am not a writer CLEARLY omg I suck) and deleted the post as I thought it was the best thing I can do for the writer and honestly for myself as I’m a better artist than a writer….like…100% I don’t even deny it.

Im never gonna write again xD

I did apologise…er…Idk if I deleted let me see. Yeah I can’t find it…So sorry I deleted it. But I am still genuinely ashamed of that moment.

Sooooo

There it is all the points addressed.

I hope things are cleared up and clearer to ya’ll now. I know a couple things in here are more important than others, but I wanna go on the record saying I do not want to harm anyone with anything I do. I am here to have fun and post and have a good time. Not make people upset.

For the mistakes I’ve done I am sorry, I hope you can forgive me.

For the shit that was straight up lies.

Fuck em.

PS.

For anyone out there who says in future Oh they deleted their post. Yes I WILL delete this post, as I don’t want drama on this blog unless it’s shitty non issue complaints I have. If you happen to miss the post I have it saved in a google doc for later. 

[mathbroom]

go ahead and delete it, cunt. i have it saved.

[mathbroom]

anyway, that was horrific. sorry you had to see that, but jesus above.

[local-kinky-introvert-deactivat]

Sneeze thought of the day #2

Are sneeze kinks inheritable?

Ok I’m sorry that I just implanted this disturbing idea in your mind but I kinda want to know. I can’t stop thinking about my sneeze kink and how our parents might get horny for the same thing.

[snzmamakel]

I’ve heard this before… this theory that kinks (specifically this one) might be passed down. And thinking about your parents is one thing..

But now I’m thinking about my son. I am concerned. Worst part is I’ll never know because no kid is telling their parents this

[mathbroom]

hey there, i don't follow you but the above post was brought to my attention and i really cannot let it slide, so:

you are an utter disgrace of a person and a completely unfit mother. sexualizing your own child, who is, given your own age (21, for anyone reading along at home) not likely to be older than seven at the most, is one of the most horrendous and fucked up things you could possibly do in your life. your son is not safe around you. you posted about your son to an audience you know is sexually-charged, about the thing they are all horny about. make arrangements to put him up for adoption as soon as humanly possible and never procreate or be around children ever again, you atrocious, morally-bankrupt dipshit.

[mathbroom]

someone on this website in our sphere is being disgusting enough that i'd really like to post a screenshot as evidence as a "block this asshole" measure, but the content is so disgusting and disturbing to me that like, i don't even want to subject you guys to that

[mathbroom]

mathbroom what are your pronouns?

omg this ask is from two months ago lmao im so sorry. j and s both use they/them!

[mathbroom]

(full size)

the fuck

[fractaltesseract]

Chhinkni  Quality Control

[I’ve mentioned this before but] a long-term goal of mine is to send samples of chhinkni (I haven’t tried it yet) to DrugsData.org (formerly EcstasyData.org), and now seems like a great time since they are expanding their mission to test lots of types of drugs. And let’s be clear here: chhinkni is a drug:

It’s a substance you put into your body to elicit physiological and psychological changes

There’s a dose response curve (exactly what that curve is is currently unclear)

People seem to develop tolerance after using it over the course of several successive days, and that tolerance lifts after temporary abstinence. Exactly what the refractory and recovery periods are are currently unknown.

This substance is being used for purposes beyond its intention (unless the intention was for a company in India to make bank from an Anglo-American niche market of kinky queerdos, in which case mad props)

Unlike condoms, lube, tingly body oils, vibrators/dildos/penis cuffs, & the cleaning products you use on aforementioned sex toys and products, chhinkni isn’t put through a strict battery of tests to assure safety. I don’t think Underwriters Labroatories are catering to the snezfucker community at this present time.

While testing chhinkni formally won’t address all the issues mentioned above, at the very least we’ll know if it really is just mint and eucalyptis and sawdust or something nefarious. And from my perspective as a long-time drug harm reduction educator, I know getting people to THINK about harm reduction is the first step.

(I don’t want to scare you, but there was a time when prank sneezing powder [not medical grade sinus pressure reliever like chhinkni is marketed] had to be baqned internationally* because of carcinogen concerns–apparetly COAL DUST was being used. Gross gross gross. We can do better.

There are also things like S&M nose clamps which look SEXY AS FUCCCC but I have no idea what their safety rating is.

I’m going to update this regularly and tell you my thoughts and respond to questions and feedback. I’m very serious about this, as you can tell from just the length of this post!

More to come….

[fractaltesseract]

I actually co-wrote a drug harm reduction zine (not about chhinkni tho), and I’m still 1,001% serious about getting this community on the harm reduction bandwagon.<p>

Is there anything in the snezfucker community that you’d like to see addressed in terms of safety and ethics that hasn’t been mentioned?

[schnozzer-fockerz69-deactivated]

Lark’s back.

So, uh…

Chhinkni would be a Category 4 drug, as it’s meant to be like a snuff. Children would probably not be able to handle it without mucous membrane distress. As such, parental guidance is strongly recommended. As it’s not an FDA approved substance, it’s going to be found at local medicinal shops.

The way it affects me? It depends on the type of day my nose is having. If I’m having a bad allergy day, I’ll sometimes trigger a rapid fire fit of 6-8. Otherwise, I’ll just be sitting there for hours trying to let the sneeze come. When I tried it in lecture, I was able to stifle three or four of these sneezes.

So it affects you differently. I recommend taking it by the pinch. If you keep on administering it, you’re going to get a nosebleed or something serious.

[mathbroom]

okay, so i’ve never actually done this before. i’ve never actually reblogged a post from sneeze tumblr to mathbroom straight from the source to laugh at how stupid it is, that’s always been a line i have been very hesitant to cross, but every fucking word of these posts is SO OUTRAGEOUSLY STUPID that i really feel like they need to be preserved for eternity

if chhinkni was dangerous fuckyeahsneezes would have died of nose cancer years ago, he used like 20 vials of it within a few months (i’m not exaggerating btw)

also the person i reblogged this from is niesenation/nostallergica if you want to block her 

[mathbroom]

(full size)

i dont actually have anything funny to say about this. what a fucking freak

[mathbroom]

tatsumaki reminder so i remember to post more bad snitter bullshit tomorrow

[mathbroom]

if you’re wondering about how this blog got its name, it comes from a post in one of the first mega-roleplays on the forum back in 2013-14. it was only a few dozen pages (i think the most it got up to was around 50), but everyone gawked at how long it was. our sneeze fetish friends group even read it to each other aloud over voice chat one evening. the characters mostly cuddled with each other and slept a lot. i think at one point somebody got a “transplant” or something, but they never specified what it was for. it was just a “transplant”. don’t worry, the operation was successful and then they cuddled a lot for 39 more pages. this was back when people started asking questions like, “how could roleplaying the same boring repetitive shit every day for hours on end possibly be entertaining to these people?”

these days, roleplays can span for hundreds of pages and we ask the same questions. i wonder when it will end.

anyway, here is the post in question (someone’s failed attempt at congested speech/“stuffy talk”):

[mathbroom]

dude snitter is fucking amazing. like just incomparable. 

[mathbroom]

some really fucking awesome posts coming down the pipeline you guys. you will not believe the shit im seeing right now

[mathbroom]

[mathbroom]

a reminder that liking smelly sneezes is not ableist because both blind and deaf people can smell them.

this is ableist against anosmic people actually