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fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects

catceleste

my favorite winter sporting events

Snow Peas

Beheading

Bat Impressions

Speed Cloning

Bad Ideas

humorstar

toastbutteregg

why are dogs so cute someone explain

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

officialstarscream

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

mibunookami-blog

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

haedia

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance.

Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.

What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!

She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom.

He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

chandrar-nalaar

omfg the amount of fucks college kids don’t give astounds me

nicoleting

IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREENSHOTS

thesilencedmasses

I LOVE THE IMPLICATION THAT THIS STUDENT HAS A REPUTATION FOR SCALING THE BUILDINGS

cephalotodd-deactivated20190310

thor’s outfits, rated

thor 1:

basic, functional, ultimately forgettable. 4/10

avengers:

more of the same. better hair but still obviously a wig. nice display of muscles. 5/10

poncho:

GLORIOUS. radiant. brings out his eyes. 9/10

thor 2:

hair looks spectacular but still little change in the basic outfit formula. beard less garish yellow which is always a plus. 7/10

age of ultron:

stray hairs framing his face?? the v neck?? the collar popping like his pussy?? absolute icon. 10/10

this monstrosity:

baggy? hideous? thor babe what the fuck are you doing. you look like a destitute trucker. 0/10.

thor 3:

GOD the off the shoulder cape… buzz cut… tasteful pieces of contrasting armour… bisexual icon. 10/10.

bonus:

what can i even fucking say? the board shorts??? the washboard abs paired with the floaty whatever the fuck that shirt is?? the fact that he’s in bare feet??? i know i throw around the word “iconic” but. truly. bicon. 11/10.