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Masterlist
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post outing but pre hollander in ottawa a reporter asks roz if he’s ever thrown a game for hollander and roz rolls his eyes and says “no. the first and last time i even joked about throwing a game not even against him he did not let me touch him for 2 weeks. i have not dared to since, it took a 2 weeks long win streak to convince him i was not serious. i do not even joke about things with such dire consequences.” and everyone laughs it off but people online find the 2 weeks long win streak and the whole time roz is playing like hes possessed flattening team after team including montreal and everyone collectively is like ‘ah. them winning against each other is a sex thing.’
10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET'S GO
YES!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
of note: 95% of libya is desert, and giraffes are not found there! but this predates not just the libyan desert, but the entire sahara desert it's a part of! giraffes aren't found there any more and this is a memory of a time when things were giraffier
also apparently this rock art dates across multiple periods spanning thousands of years? but i couldn't find much detail on that so i can't give specifics
but yeah, this isn't just a memory of giraffes, but of giraffes now absent encountered by people just 2000 years (the difference between the late roman republic and today) out of the ice age, in a climate unfamiliar to any of the hundred billion people born since the desertification of the sahara drove the ancient egyptians to the nile, near the start of the agricultural revolution
the time between this and the birth of the sahara was nearly as long as the time between the birth of the sahara and now, in which all recorded history is contained, and all languages we can recognise at all - the language and culture of these people would be totally alien to current libyans, twice the difference between the oldest european language and english, predating all but libya's mountains!
and we have pictures of giraffes of the time! what a beautiful gift from such a distant past
Giraffiti
A little iPad time, as a treat 💕
DP x DC Prompt - Watch the World Burn
All around the world, electronics of all kinds screeched with static - everything from cellphones to radios to handheld gaming consoles to hospital machinery to smart kitchen appliances. Anything that had a speaker was screeching. Anything with a screen flickered before showing what appeared to be the air space above the White House in Washington DC. The screeching raised to a high pitched whine before cutting off suddenly, replaced by a low hum.
Everyone had no choice but to watch as a green portal tore in the sky like a rip in the fabric of a sheet. Everyone had to watch as a black and purple glowing set of armor stepped out of the portal with a flaming sword, followed by a being with pale blue skin, pointed ears, red eyes, and flaming white hair. They floated on either side of the portal, seemingly standing at attention as the third and final figure came through the portal.
They were the smallest of the three, but even through the screen of a seven-year-old’s Gameboy Color, it was impossible to not feel the sheer immense power that radiated from the being. Platinum white hair floated in the air and a collection of frozen fractals of ice in the shape of a crown floated above it. Violently neon green eyes glowed with malice. The fine regalia the being wore was made up of armor that seemed to be made of the night sky itself, with stars and nebulas glittering within the plating. A sword hung from the belt on the being’s hip. A wide, billowing cape encompassed the being’s shoulders, lined with white fur and containing the entirety of the galaxy within its folds.
When the being spoke, the sound vibrated in the chests of every living thing in a ten mile radius.
“I am High King Phantom of the Infinite Realms. Ancient-apparent of Space. Bearer of the Crown of Fire and the Ring of Rage. Keeper of the End and of Balance. I come before you, the Living, to deliver a message and a warning.
Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????
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Y'know that quote about "if you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room"
Also applies to queerness and neurodivergency
idk how to compare those lol
The original quote's purpose is to say that you should always seek out people smarter than you for your own intellectual development.
If I'm the gayest and most mentally ill person in the room, I need to find a room with more gay and mentally ill people for my own gay and mentally ill development.
And thats why you are on Tumblr
You get it
Cats getting caught doing crimes
it takes quite a bit of social intelligence for a creature to understand:
I know what I am doing is wrong
I know there is an activity that looks similar that is not wrong
If I am quick I can plausibly pass one off as the other
these cats are displaying remarkable theory of mind skills by not only registering that the humans can perceive them but actively trying to manipulate that perception! that requires one to be aware that other individuals have complicated interior thoughts of their own, to know that those thoughts are not always based on truth, and to quickly decide on the best possible “lie” for the situation. this is why I despise animal intelligence tasks based on obedience— some of the most clever moments stem from intelligent disobedience.
reblog if you're an actual person IRL who gets genuinely upset if you catch someone using ChatGPT and view it as a serious moral failing
Frankly, I also see it as a serious evolutionary flaw if you use the only computer we’ve made to be BAD at math instead of your fucking calculator
The ethical concerns are one thing but that is mindless sublimation beyond the point of bad parody I’m calling Darwin
i love the term "joshing." it's slang, meaning to joke or tease playfully. "i'm just joshing you." who is this notorious josh. who joshed so much that the whole concept got named after him
the one true Josh
Whenever this photo turns up I remember that all the Joshes came and fought and then they made that little Josh's entire life by declaring him the winner and I get a little choked up.
i dont lose interest in favorite characters they just get added to my extra inventory slots
"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
Genius
I love it when pets do the thing where they've clearly figured out that certain steps result in an outcome, but they can't quite DO it themselves.
The cat understands that their food is in this container, and that their human gets it, and brings it to the dishes, and then there's food.
But having no thumbs has prevented them from their triumph.
I on the other hand love that he insists on using the bowl even though he could probably just rip/chew a hole in the bag.
Which indicates that he's probably not quite sure WHICH of the steps are crucial so he's earnestly repeating them all.
(kids do this too - it's called overimitation and there are experiments on it.)
An attempt was made.
Or it’s extreme passive aggression
My orange lad once stole a little bear cookie off the floor, carried it to his food plate, then sat and stared at me to impart his very important message:
Bear cookies are a VITAL part of cat diet
(And listen he stole them and ate them off the floor at every chance but he only pulled the plate stunt once)
I appreciate The Empire Strikes Back for being the only time I can think of when a character just shot their enemy as soon as they saw them without pausing or having a dramatic moment beforehand.